Sunday, August 3rd - Saturday, August 9th, 2008

"Tu no necesitas cafe?" - Wurtsboro waitress

"What is this adhesive stuff?! I don't think that's what they use on their yarmulkes." - Amber Souto

"If I didn't eat eggs, I would also have to be against abortion." - Mark Steffen

"Thank you. You should be a model also." - Newark airport security guy

"I'm wearing my sweat, ok?" - Pamela Wiens

"Ooh...what is chalk?" - Amber Souto

"Maybe you can find it wherever you last put it." - Amber Souto

Sunday, July 27th - Saturday, August 2nd, 2008

"His religious views are secular humanist. Like, why would he even poke me?" - Kendra Evans

"Why won't she let me talk to Kamille? That's mean!" - Pamela Wiens

"Don't call him anything. Just sleep with him." - Pamela Wiens

"If I will have the oportunity to come to America, I will bring you a box of fanta from Europe. - Razvan Dobre

"If you have dark hair, and you're kinda sweaty, you're Italian." - Mark Steffen

"There's nothing like running. Running from your problems. Your ass problems." - Amanda Ruddy

"I have to go. We're holding hands." - Conio Loretto

Sunday, July 20th - Saturday, July 26th, 2008

"You can go under the table and say hello to Joey in a special way." - Emma Perkins

"Best wishes and highest regards to your mom." - Vasi Ciobanu

"I have a big mole here on this mole. I don't tell everyone that." - Kim Delnoce

"That's not a cat, it's my wife." - Dimitri Lazarescu

"And then I got told I looked like a 15-year-old Mexican." - Pamela Wiens

"Her bed was made for eating too much Ethiopian food." - Mark Wiens

"I love Smallville, because the boy is so cute, and the girl is so beautiful." - Chloe Brake

Sunday, July 13th - Saturday, July 19th, 2008

"We had to die, Mommy!" - James Kershaw

"Did you always wear your ears inside your hat?" - Amanda Wolfard

"The pink milk is thirsty." - Timothy

"It's a shrine to the dinosaur underwear." - Shantal Brake

"So if she for some reason googles slushee and lame, my name will come up, but hers will not." - Amanda Keim

"If you're trying to survive in the wilderness, have sex with someone of the same sex for survival." - Tracey Carlin

"When I say Hooters, I mean the owls in Papago Park." - Eric Sells

Sunday, July 6th - Saturday, July 12th, 2008

"Dang her integrity!" - Kendra Evans

"She's a family member. She's allowed to be on the nightstand." - Heather Ashby

"I've always liked George..." - Cameron Dodd

"The baby bird was sad because he interrupted the baseball game." -Ryan

"Sharing margaritas is my spiritual gift." - Emily Johnson

"I think I'm funny, and he doesn't. he thinks I'm weird." - Danielle Juengel

"That could be her middle name. She doesn't have one." - Sarah Shipley