"She's a walking accident." - Allison Johnson
"Don't break the mirror." - Bruce Johnson
"So you didn't move or die!" - Amanda Keim
"Kinda like April." - Christine Waldersen
"They're bigger than his neck." - Megan Jeffery
"He needs it." - Chris Beatty
"Ms. Gunby's an idiot." - Ryan Keller
"I want to kill them." - Christine Waldersen
"Do it again!" - Stephanie Childs
"Is it my pulse, or just any pulse?" - Katie Stall
"That's bad, too. Don't be Catholic." - Krista Hetsler
"Who wants to play badminton?" - Joel Lindstrom
"You're going to become female instantly." - Becky Kerr
"Krista's hot." - Emily Oatis
"I'd cry, too, if I was his mom." - Amanda Keim
"Because you asked mom a sex question." - Amanda Keim
"Is she always pregnant?" - Stephanie Childs
"I don't have a monkey. I'm a girl." - Katie Stall
"Another good picture of Darci." - Christine Waldersen
"He's a genius!" - Krista Hetsler
"Did you t.p. anyone the other night?" - Becky Kerr
"Backwards talking am I now." - SMG and Bs
"I want cake." - Zach Earhart
"We have a beautiful family." -Aly Ingebrigtsen
"I thought so, too." - Margie Ingebrigtsen
"Or at least our friend April would." - Stephanie Childs
"Your eyes are beautiful." - Ashley Emmons
"What?" - Gary Hetsler
"It looked yicky." - Gary Hetsler
"Don't growl at Aunt Marietta." - Leanna
"You wanna piece of me?" - Tyler Lindstrom
Sunday, May 31, 2009
November 1999
"Speak for yourself." - Scott Palmisano
"You can't go skiing without snow." - Krista Hetsler
"Pee on earth." - Bart Evans
"Is your mom Russian?" - Liz Ullman
"Dave has a bigger butt than I thought." - Lindsey Gamard
"Quote of the Day!" - Lindsey Gamard
"I'm pretty good at this." - Nicole Vasquez
"That was Paul." - Todd Lindquist
"I could be gay." - Wendy Glenn
"Those are guys?" - Stephanie Childs
"I'm punchy." - Krista Hetsler, Sarah Shipley
"It's just...wrong." - Kevin Northrup
"I hate when that happens." - April Christiansen
"Respect level..."- Todd Lindquist
"I cry, Profesora." - Matt Shoemaker
"The End." - Lindsey Gamard
"Matt S., you need to turn in Illegal Immigrants." - Sra. Jauregui
"I was sniffing." - Sean Shaw
"That's no good." - Lindsey Gamard
"That's so cute." - Krista Hetsler
"I heard you." - Emily Johnson
"I thought you were just hungry." - Dave Stott
"Ooh, you're a lesbian." - Stephanie Childs
"Turkeys don't fly, do they?" - Krista Hetsler
"You should be thankful for those." - Shantal Ingebrigtsen
"I'd dig me a hole." - Michelle Hochrein
"She's putting her pants on." - Tyler Lindstrom
"Let's be incestual lesbians." - Zach Earhart
"Okay, do-te."- Bart Evans
"Cause they're boys." - Christiana Lee
"You can't go skiing without snow." - Krista Hetsler
"Pee on earth." - Bart Evans
"Is your mom Russian?" - Liz Ullman
"Dave has a bigger butt than I thought." - Lindsey Gamard
"Quote of the Day!" - Lindsey Gamard
"I'm pretty good at this." - Nicole Vasquez
"That was Paul." - Todd Lindquist
"I could be gay." - Wendy Glenn
"Those are guys?" - Stephanie Childs
"I'm punchy." - Krista Hetsler, Sarah Shipley
"It's just...wrong." - Kevin Northrup
"I hate when that happens." - April Christiansen
"Respect level..."- Todd Lindquist
"I cry, Profesora." - Matt Shoemaker
"The End." - Lindsey Gamard
"Matt S., you need to turn in Illegal Immigrants." - Sra. Jauregui
"I was sniffing." - Sean Shaw
"That's no good." - Lindsey Gamard
"That's so cute." - Krista Hetsler
"I heard you." - Emily Johnson
"I thought you were just hungry." - Dave Stott
"Ooh, you're a lesbian." - Stephanie Childs
"Turkeys don't fly, do they?" - Krista Hetsler
"You should be thankful for those." - Shantal Ingebrigtsen
"I'd dig me a hole." - Michelle Hochrein
"She's putting her pants on." - Tyler Lindstrom
"Let's be incestual lesbians." - Zach Earhart
"Okay, do-te."- Bart Evans
"Cause they're boys." - Christiana Lee
October 1999
"Look how much rum she has." - Jessie Smith
"It must be a Catholic thing." - Jerry Seinfeld
"We didn't need that." - Jamie Morgan
"A little too well." - Elisa Phelps
"Mountain." - Nick Petris
"Don't worship." - Christine Waldersen
"Cross your legs." - Mark Stoker
"We can have a pow-wow!" - Stephanie Childs
"Don't think I don't flush." - Katie Dempsey
"Stop sign!" - Zach Earhart
"Don't tell anyone." - Sra. Jauregui
"We're the perfect combination. I've got the big voice and you're always right." - Emily Williams
"It's easier said than done." - Christine Waldersen
"So many fans." - Christine Waldersen
"Classification." - Krista Hetsler
"Clap three times." - Amanda Keim
"I threw candy at the homeless." - Krista Hetsler
"Like Danielle Jeffery and Matt Harrison." - Krista Hetsler
"Bye-bye backpack." - Sarah Shipley
"Your mom converted? Oh, wow." - Alyssa Shangraw
"I write about Trey all the time." - Wendy Glenn
"Yo buggy!"- Christine Waldersen
"She's a triple-stitch girl." - Karin Hetsler
"Can I touch them?" - Starbucks customer
"I am really hot." - Jamie Morgan
"There's Jesus. God, he's tall!" - Stephanie Childs
"That was good, huh?" - MVD clerk
"I didn't get it either." - Christine Waldersen
"You're not missing anything." - Bart Evans
"Hold the tongue." - Megan Jeffery
"I'm a little broken up." - Todd Lindquist
"It must be a Catholic thing." - Jerry Seinfeld
"We didn't need that." - Jamie Morgan
"A little too well." - Elisa Phelps
"Mountain." - Nick Petris
"Don't worship." - Christine Waldersen
"Cross your legs." - Mark Stoker
"We can have a pow-wow!" - Stephanie Childs
"Don't think I don't flush." - Katie Dempsey
"Stop sign!" - Zach Earhart
"Don't tell anyone." - Sra. Jauregui
"We're the perfect combination. I've got the big voice and you're always right." - Emily Williams
"It's easier said than done." - Christine Waldersen
"So many fans." - Christine Waldersen
"Classification." - Krista Hetsler
"Clap three times." - Amanda Keim
"I threw candy at the homeless." - Krista Hetsler
"Like Danielle Jeffery and Matt Harrison." - Krista Hetsler
"Bye-bye backpack." - Sarah Shipley
"Your mom converted? Oh, wow." - Alyssa Shangraw
"I write about Trey all the time." - Wendy Glenn
"Yo buggy!"- Christine Waldersen
"She's a triple-stitch girl." - Karin Hetsler
"Can I touch them?" - Starbucks customer
"I am really hot." - Jamie Morgan
"There's Jesus. God, he's tall!" - Stephanie Childs
"That was good, huh?" - MVD clerk
"I didn't get it either." - Christine Waldersen
"You're not missing anything." - Bart Evans
"Hold the tongue." - Megan Jeffery
"I'm a little broken up." - Todd Lindquist
July 2001
"Here, Christine. You can take the stick in the shower with you." - Katherine Jennings
"I always wanted to sleep with my boyfriend's dad." - Katherine Jennings
"You made out in Mr. Evans' car?" - Megan Warner
"Is this Brent's girlfriend?" - Karin Hetsler
"I am going to make a U-turn!"- Suzanne Shedden
"Megan and I make everything sexual." - Alyssa Shangraw
"It's like a screwed-up butt crack." - Blake Woods
"He's our friend." - Suzi Shedden
"If you're having sex, then you're probably going commando." - Brent Bachelder
"You wouldn't have to tell a girl you liked her - she would just know!" - Brent Bachelder
"My shoe is pink!" - Joel Lindstrom
"How is it, Suzi? Is Brent a good kisser?" - Alyssa Shangraw
"I'm having a brain freeze." - Karin Hetsler
"Porcupines urinate on each other before having sex...to soften the quills." - Steve Hetsler
"Thanks for the concert." - Steve Hetsler
"He went to change. He'll come back a new man." - Karin Hetsler
"Happy's a one-family dog. I mean, a one-dog-family...dog." - Karin Hetsler
"This is your dad's favorite song." - Karin Hetsler
"I was making out with this girl, and her dog ate my shoe." - Brent Bachelder
"Alyssa, stop touching Brent's titty." - Brenda Johnson
"Nobody should date until they're 22." - Alyssa Shangraw
"Mine was my body." - Matt Dregley
"He's oblivious to everything and his ass." - Suzi Shedden
"Come in the bed with us, Alyssa." - Suzi Shedden
"Who's the penis in between us?" - Sean Johnson
"You tooted on my plants?" - April Christiansen
"That's so cute!" - girl at Borders
"Before, it was just rumors." - Jonathan
"I always wanted to sleep with my boyfriend's dad." - Katherine Jennings
"You made out in Mr. Evans' car?" - Megan Warner
"Is this Brent's girlfriend?" - Karin Hetsler
"I am going to make a U-turn!"- Suzanne Shedden
"Megan and I make everything sexual." - Alyssa Shangraw
"It's like a screwed-up butt crack." - Blake Woods
"He's our friend." - Suzi Shedden
"If you're having sex, then you're probably going commando." - Brent Bachelder
"You wouldn't have to tell a girl you liked her - she would just know!" - Brent Bachelder
"My shoe is pink!" - Joel Lindstrom
"How is it, Suzi? Is Brent a good kisser?" - Alyssa Shangraw
"I'm having a brain freeze." - Karin Hetsler
"Porcupines urinate on each other before having sex...to soften the quills." - Steve Hetsler
"Thanks for the concert." - Steve Hetsler
"He went to change. He'll come back a new man." - Karin Hetsler
"Happy's a one-family dog. I mean, a one-dog-family...dog." - Karin Hetsler
"This is your dad's favorite song." - Karin Hetsler
"I was making out with this girl, and her dog ate my shoe." - Brent Bachelder
"Alyssa, stop touching Brent's titty." - Brenda Johnson
"Nobody should date until they're 22." - Alyssa Shangraw
"Mine was my body." - Matt Dregley
"He's oblivious to everything and his ass." - Suzi Shedden
"Come in the bed with us, Alyssa." - Suzi Shedden
"Who's the penis in between us?" - Sean Johnson
"You tooted on my plants?" - April Christiansen
"That's so cute!" - girl at Borders
"Before, it was just rumors." - Jonathan
Sunday, May 24th - Saturday, May 30th, 2009
"I want to be God." - James Kershaw
"They don't have lamps at their bed. They have flashlights." - Kendra Evans
"Your blood matches my blood!" - Joe
"I don't think showering keeps my farts in." - Emily Johnson
"Oh my gosh I don't wanna share my room with Goofy - he wears a mask!" - Emily Johnson
"Is this your WORK?" - Grace
"You're not supposed to pursue the turtles." - Michael Yuen
"They don't have lamps at their bed. They have flashlights." - Kendra Evans
"Your blood matches my blood!" - Joe
"I don't think showering keeps my farts in." - Emily Johnson
"Oh my gosh I don't wanna share my room with Goofy - he wears a mask!" - Emily Johnson
"Is this your WORK?" - Grace
"You're not supposed to pursue the turtles." - Michael Yuen
Sunday, May 17th - Saturday, May 23rd, 2009
"Jim...and some of you have seen his feet...has beautiful feet." -Smedly Yates
"I hope there's a road on it, if it's a road map." - Stacy Stravitz
"Who thanks their dead stuffed dog for kissing tips?" - Emily Johnson
"What are kids doing these days in graveyards?" - Jeremy Foster
"I'm at the dentist. THAT'S new." - Emily Johnson
"I don't want her to die. She's so cute, isn't she?" - Laurel Larson
"They like tackled me, and I protected my abdomen." - Laura Bryant
"I hope there's a road on it, if it's a road map." - Stacy Stravitz
"Who thanks their dead stuffed dog for kissing tips?" - Emily Johnson
"What are kids doing these days in graveyards?" - Jeremy Foster
"I'm at the dentist. THAT'S new." - Emily Johnson
"I don't want her to die. She's so cute, isn't she?" - Laurel Larson
"They like tackled me, and I protected my abdomen." - Laura Bryant
Sunday, May 10th - Saturday, May 16th, 2009
"I'm consistently funny and consistently mad at Kendra." - Christine Waldersen
"I feel like all she learned from me is that I like to go shopping." - Emily Johnson
"Don't hit Krista. Never hit her." - Timothy
"I miss having a non-depressive, suicidal pet." - Kendra Evans
"Cars around here don't not try to kill you." - Anne Bennett
"I married a king. He picked me from his harem. I was flattered." - Katy Brotherton
"I feel like all she learned from me is that I like to go shopping." - Emily Johnson
"Don't hit Krista. Never hit her." - Timothy
"I miss having a non-depressive, suicidal pet." - Kendra Evans
"Cars around here don't not try to kill you." - Anne Bennett
"I was a chunker." - Katie Stall
June 2001
"Not my butt...it's unsinkable...like the Titanic." - Brent Bachelder
"Don't hit on my girlfriend. You're a dog! And, you're a girl!" - Brent Bachelder
"I'm only a half-sister!" - Suzi Shedden
"You don't have a wiener in your pants, Tyler?" - Brent Bachelder
"You're better than a wiener." - Brent Bachelder
"Are you happy Brent's gone?" - Joel Lindstrom
"I'll keep in touch." - Karin Hetsler
"Krista can be stationary, and Jen can move." - Alyssa Shangraw
"Could have been worse. You could have substituted 'girl' for 'worl.'" - Amanda Keim
"It's not Monte..." - Brent Bachelder
"Brent, are those your boxers on the fan?" - Brent Bachelder
"Leave the pet names at home." - Christine Waldersen
"I always wanted to be a dolphin girl." - Christine Waldersen
"If you make a little love and you're doin a little dance, that's kinda weird, but if you do a little dance and make a little noise..." - Brent Bachelder
"Especially if he's elongated." - Brent Bachelder
"Lick your fingers." - Bart Evans
"I could go down with one of you guys." - Tyler Lindstrom
"I think I waved at him, too." - Christine Waldersen
"Your teacher's the only cool guy." - Brent Bachelder
"Have you used a toilet? No." - British lady
"We have a Chef-in-a-Box. How in the world could we fit him in the box? It's mind-boggling." - Trudy
"I didn't sign that book." - Jamie Dibbens
"If by hot sex you mean hot chocolate, then yes." - Arizona Ambassador
"Krista, are we on a boat that just went by the Eiffel tower?" - Christine Waldersen
"Your boob size doesn't change all the time." - Blake Smith
"He's just making up stories to hide his homosexuality." - Christine Waldersen
"Onward, hos!"- Katherine Jennings
"I was going to say, 'screw all those guys,' but don't." - Christine Waldersen
"Guttentag, Lichtensteinian ladybug!" - Katherine Jennings
"I had three virgins and five cokes in one day." - Blake Smith
"Don't hit on my girlfriend. You're a dog! And, you're a girl!" - Brent Bachelder
"I'm only a half-sister!" - Suzi Shedden
"You don't have a wiener in your pants, Tyler?" - Brent Bachelder
"You're better than a wiener." - Brent Bachelder
"Are you happy Brent's gone?" - Joel Lindstrom
"I'll keep in touch." - Karin Hetsler
"Krista can be stationary, and Jen can move." - Alyssa Shangraw
"Could have been worse. You could have substituted 'girl' for 'worl.'" - Amanda Keim
"It's not Monte..." - Brent Bachelder
"Brent, are those your boxers on the fan?" - Brent Bachelder
"Leave the pet names at home." - Christine Waldersen
"I always wanted to be a dolphin girl." - Christine Waldersen
"If you make a little love and you're doin a little dance, that's kinda weird, but if you do a little dance and make a little noise..." - Brent Bachelder
"Especially if he's elongated." - Brent Bachelder
"Lick your fingers." - Bart Evans
"I could go down with one of you guys." - Tyler Lindstrom
"I think I waved at him, too." - Christine Waldersen
"Your teacher's the only cool guy." - Brent Bachelder
"Have you used a toilet? No." - British lady
"We have a Chef-in-a-Box. How in the world could we fit him in the box? It's mind-boggling." - Trudy
"I didn't sign that book." - Jamie Dibbens
"If by hot sex you mean hot chocolate, then yes." - Arizona Ambassador
"Krista, are we on a boat that just went by the Eiffel tower?" - Christine Waldersen
"Your boob size doesn't change all the time." - Blake Smith
"He's just making up stories to hide his homosexuality." - Christine Waldersen
"Onward, hos!"- Katherine Jennings
"I was going to say, 'screw all those guys,' but don't." - Christine Waldersen
"Guttentag, Lichtensteinian ladybug!" - Katherine Jennings
"I had three virgins and five cokes in one day." - Blake Smith
May 2001
"Jump out of the car!" - Megan Jeffery
"You like my seductive pose?" - Zach Earhart
"I haven't grabbed many people's chests." - Kevin Northrup
"If only we could get rid of Anderson..." - Mr. Cash
"God is watching you."- Steve Hetsler
"Let's take this thing that comes out of a chicken's butt, crack it, fry it, and eat it." - Tyler Lindstrom
"Did I see you kissing a boy on the dance floor?" - Bart Evans
"She wouldn't get up, she'd fluff up." - Brent Bachelder
"They have guy hooters?"- Christine Waldersen
"Just as long as you don't sleep with him, good job!" - Tim Klingler
"Uh, we're not coming back..." - Julia Scinto
"It's not even a brake, it's just an emergency." - Brent Bachelder
"Too lazy to put out?" - Tara Donovan
"Sell your body if it's any good." - Ed Eberle
"We're altering bullshit." - Amanda Keim
"Come, her is the funeral." - Lucia Idarraga
"She's in, I like her outfit." - Julia Tilley
"Tyler put shit on the ceiling." - Jen Bachelder
"He's the closest thing with a dick." - Alyssa Shangraw
"I don't like lesbian leg-touching and I don't like hair." - Christine Waldersen
"What the twat, Kevin?" - Alyssa Shangraw
"Girls are evil." - note in English
"I can't add, and I only have ten fingers and eight toes." - April Christiansen
"She was too busy worrying about the chalk." - Christine Waldersen
"How did you jump on him and suck him?" - Alyssa Shangraw
"Officially..." - Joel Lindstrom
"woo woo woo woo" - Jeremiah Lipsey
"Soccer players have to kick everything." - Christine Waldersen
"I want Blake...wait a minute...I want Blake to come...wait a minute..." - Alyssa Shangraw
"You like my seductive pose?" - Zach Earhart
"I haven't grabbed many people's chests." - Kevin Northrup
"If only we could get rid of Anderson..." - Mr. Cash
"God is watching you."- Steve Hetsler
"Let's take this thing that comes out of a chicken's butt, crack it, fry it, and eat it." - Tyler Lindstrom
"Did I see you kissing a boy on the dance floor?" - Bart Evans
"She wouldn't get up, she'd fluff up." - Brent Bachelder
"They have guy hooters?"- Christine Waldersen
"Just as long as you don't sleep with him, good job!" - Tim Klingler
"Uh, we're not coming back..." - Julia Scinto
"It's not even a brake, it's just an emergency." - Brent Bachelder
"Too lazy to put out?" - Tara Donovan
"Sell your body if it's any good." - Ed Eberle
"We're altering bullshit." - Amanda Keim
"Come, her is the funeral." - Lucia Idarraga
"She's in, I like her outfit." - Julia Tilley
"Tyler put shit on the ceiling." - Jen Bachelder
"He's the closest thing with a dick." - Alyssa Shangraw
"I don't like lesbian leg-touching and I don't like hair." - Christine Waldersen
"What the twat, Kevin?" - Alyssa Shangraw
"Girls are evil." - note in English
"I can't add, and I only have ten fingers and eight toes." - April Christiansen
"She was too busy worrying about the chalk." - Christine Waldersen
"How did you jump on him and suck him?" - Alyssa Shangraw
"Officially..." - Joel Lindstrom
"woo woo woo woo" - Jeremiah Lipsey
"Soccer players have to kick everything." - Christine Waldersen
"I want Blake...wait a minute...I want Blake to come...wait a minute..." - Alyssa Shangraw
Monday, May 25, 2009
August 2000
"It's a vicious cycle." - Karin Hetsler
"It looks like Happy's neck!" - Karin Hetsler
"I'm breaking up with Trey, the man-whore!" - Lindsey Gamard
"Can I rub myself?" - Megan Jeffery
"I don't want to put my mouth on your noodle. Is that ok?" - Christine Waldersen
"Is she a whore, too, then?" - Lindsey Gamard
"Good for you, drunk!" - Tyler Lindstrom
"It was a nice bee." - Karin Hetsler
"They're both in band, but they're cool." - Amanda Keim
"You babysat Trey?" - Lindsey Gamard
"Did she die?" - Grant Fishburn
"...advances toward his nuts..." - Joel Lindstrom
"Go God! Don't smoke weed!" - Brent Bachelder
"Why is there a jock in the choir room?" - Lindsey Gamard
"John Berzins has a little...thing?" - Megan Jeffery
"But the bookstore lady has a boat to pay for." - Ed Eberle
"But you have feeders." - Caleb Foreman
"I don't have one." - Olga Perez
"Oh God, the spandex!" - Tara
"...and Krista got hit by a car..." - Jessie Smith
"I don't even know this guy!" - Nicole Butler
"I like to wear women's underwear." - Jason Tourville
"I can't even ride myself!" - Christine Waldersen
"He said the same thing about me last year." - Justin Danielson
"We're on a double date." - Amanda Keim
"Why is she bald?" - Alyssa Shangraw
"I am married...to a woman." - Gavin Rittenhouse
"Cause she's a bitch!" - Amanda Keim
"I'm gonna get myself a woman." - Chris McAdams
"I'll put in a good word for you with Fernando." - Brian Waldersen
"It would work a lot better if you shot her." - April Christiansen
"It looks like Happy's neck!" - Karin Hetsler
"I'm breaking up with Trey, the man-whore!" - Lindsey Gamard
"Can I rub myself?" - Megan Jeffery
"I don't want to put my mouth on your noodle. Is that ok?" - Christine Waldersen
"Is she a whore, too, then?" - Lindsey Gamard
"Good for you, drunk!" - Tyler Lindstrom
"It was a nice bee." - Karin Hetsler
"They're both in band, but they're cool." - Amanda Keim
"You babysat Trey?" - Lindsey Gamard
"Did she die?" - Grant Fishburn
"...advances toward his nuts..." - Joel Lindstrom
"Go God! Don't smoke weed!" - Brent Bachelder
"Why is there a jock in the choir room?" - Lindsey Gamard
"John Berzins has a little...thing?" - Megan Jeffery
"But the bookstore lady has a boat to pay for." - Ed Eberle
"But you have feeders." - Caleb Foreman
"I don't have one." - Olga Perez
"Oh God, the spandex!" - Tara
"...and Krista got hit by a car..." - Jessie Smith
"I don't even know this guy!" - Nicole Butler
"I like to wear women's underwear." - Jason Tourville
"I can't even ride myself!" - Christine Waldersen
"He said the same thing about me last year." - Justin Danielson
"We're on a double date." - Amanda Keim
"Why is she bald?" - Alyssa Shangraw
"I am married...to a woman." - Gavin Rittenhouse
"Cause she's a bitch!" - Amanda Keim
"I'm gonna get myself a woman." - Chris McAdams
"I'll put in a good word for you with Fernando." - Brian Waldersen
"It would work a lot better if you shot her." - April Christiansen
July 2000
"Shake it, Tweety!" - Tara
"That beer looks really good." - Megan Jeffery
"I'd hit on him if her was a him." - Megan Jeffery
"I'm going to thrust my torpedo at her." - Phil McKee
"Do you have any men's clothing?" - Amanda Keim
"Can you see my hand like plummeting?" - April Christiansen
"My butt does not make that noise on its own." - Darci Earhart
"Now she's a dying donkey." - Stephanie Childs
"I dish it out in spoonfuls." - Stephanie Childs
"I can control my penis." - Brent Bachelder
"She's the three stooges in one." - Stephanie Childs
"Maybe we're both going through menopause." - Stephanie Childs
"Flushable feminine wipes - Ding, ding!" - Christine Waldersen
"Let's not push red buttons." - Tyler Lindstrom
"Sean fucking ass Johnson...is his mom in here?" - Jamie Morgan
"I would eat you whether you wanted me to or not." - Brent Bachelder
"Is that you?" - Stephanie Childs
"Is she permanently attached to this monkey?" - Heather Ashby
"Can you, like, talk to astronauts on this thing?" - Paul Cox
"Stifle, honey, stifle, stifle!" - Penny Kopp
"A watched bush never barks." - Karin Hetsler
"I have drunk neighbors, too. They live upstairs from me." - Megan Ingebrigtsen
"We picked a good time to leave." - Karin Hetsler
"Hi, little doggie. My horse wants to play with you." - man on horse
"The elk ate it." - Anna Hetsler
"Yup." - Anna Hetsler
"You'll be tested on it." - Kirsten Nisswandt
"How ridiculous can you get?" - Al Nisswandt
"I'm David, that's Mark." - Jeanne Ingebrigtsen
"Tell them you're doing basket-weaving." - Al Nisswandt
"I know where everything is." - Steve Ingebrigtsen
"That beer looks really good." - Megan Jeffery
"I'd hit on him if her was a him." - Megan Jeffery
"I'm going to thrust my torpedo at her." - Phil McKee
"Do you have any men's clothing?" - Amanda Keim
"Can you see my hand like plummeting?" - April Christiansen
"My butt does not make that noise on its own." - Darci Earhart
"Now she's a dying donkey." - Stephanie Childs
"I dish it out in spoonfuls." - Stephanie Childs
"I can control my penis." - Brent Bachelder
"She's the three stooges in one." - Stephanie Childs
"Maybe we're both going through menopause." - Stephanie Childs
"Flushable feminine wipes - Ding, ding!" - Christine Waldersen
"Let's not push red buttons." - Tyler Lindstrom
"Sean fucking ass Johnson...is his mom in here?" - Jamie Morgan
"I would eat you whether you wanted me to or not." - Brent Bachelder
"Is that you?" - Stephanie Childs
"Is she permanently attached to this monkey?" - Heather Ashby
"Can you, like, talk to astronauts on this thing?" - Paul Cox
"Stifle, honey, stifle, stifle!" - Penny Kopp
"A watched bush never barks." - Karin Hetsler
"I have drunk neighbors, too. They live upstairs from me." - Megan Ingebrigtsen
"We picked a good time to leave." - Karin Hetsler
"Hi, little doggie. My horse wants to play with you." - man on horse
"The elk ate it." - Anna Hetsler
"Yup." - Anna Hetsler
"You'll be tested on it." - Kirsten Nisswandt
"How ridiculous can you get?" - Al Nisswandt
"I'm David, that's Mark." - Jeanne Ingebrigtsen
"Tell them you're doing basket-weaving." - Al Nisswandt
"I know where everything is." - Steve Ingebrigtsen
June 2000
"Did a porsche throw up on you?" - Ross Geller
"Is Angel drunk?" - Mike Ruggierro
"Those things are fucking on her leg." - Sarah Shipley
"I was nakey!" -Stephanie Childs
"*pats you on the back**now apologizes*" -Stephanie Childs
"I had a headache, but I was happy." - Blake Smith
"Can you guess what my favorite fungus is?" - Christine Waldersen
"I had sex...with a girl!" - April Christiansen
"When is your skin coming back?" - Caleb Foreman
"Thanks, skin. You've made me proud." - Stephanie Childs
"Speak, woof! Speak, woof!" - Len Ingebrigtsen
"Silly, Krista, popcorn is for mooses." - Jared Klundt
"If you need me, I'll be in the sprinkler." - Matthew Ingebrigtsen
"Put on your Sunday best, kids, we're going for a hike!" - Stephanie Childs
"We tried to go to Wickenburg, but we couldn't find it." - April Christiansen
"I was looking deep into her eyes." - Megan Jeffery
"Shouldn't we let her out before we set the house on fire?" - Christine Waldersen
"Damn you people with daddies!" - April Christiansen
"Get your tongue away from her mouth!" - Tamra Ingebrigtsen
"I'll keep you updated." - Margie Ingebrigtsen
"I'm surprised you have any shirt left." - Karin Hetsler
"Little ones to Him belong, He is weak, but I am strong." - Margie Ingebrigtsen
"Why is there a penny in my orange juice?" - Karin Hetsler
"I'd want to be a slaughtered cow." - Brent Bachelder
"In God's name we play." - Tom Wick
"She's a Jewish Megan!" - Sarah Shipley
"Make sure to wear your tall shoes before you pick a fight." - Sarah Shipley
"I have a new freckle!" - Ashley Emmons
"It smells like a green packer!" - Grant Fishburn
"Are your pants wet yet?" - Sarah Shipley
"Is Angel drunk?" - Mike Ruggierro
"Those things are fucking on her leg." - Sarah Shipley
"I was nakey!" -Stephanie Childs
"*pats you on the back**now apologizes*" -Stephanie Childs
"I had a headache, but I was happy." - Blake Smith
"Can you guess what my favorite fungus is?" - Christine Waldersen
"I had sex...with a girl!" - April Christiansen
"When is your skin coming back?" - Caleb Foreman
"Thanks, skin. You've made me proud." - Stephanie Childs
"Speak, woof! Speak, woof!" - Len Ingebrigtsen
"Silly, Krista, popcorn is for mooses." - Jared Klundt
"If you need me, I'll be in the sprinkler." - Matthew Ingebrigtsen
"Put on your Sunday best, kids, we're going for a hike!" - Stephanie Childs
"We tried to go to Wickenburg, but we couldn't find it." - April Christiansen
"I was looking deep into her eyes." - Megan Jeffery
"Shouldn't we let her out before we set the house on fire?" - Christine Waldersen
"Damn you people with daddies!" - April Christiansen
"Get your tongue away from her mouth!" - Tamra Ingebrigtsen
"I'll keep you updated." - Margie Ingebrigtsen
"I'm surprised you have any shirt left." - Karin Hetsler
"Little ones to Him belong, He is weak, but I am strong." - Margie Ingebrigtsen
"Why is there a penny in my orange juice?" - Karin Hetsler
"I'd want to be a slaughtered cow." - Brent Bachelder
"In God's name we play." - Tom Wick
"She's a Jewish Megan!" - Sarah Shipley
"Make sure to wear your tall shoes before you pick a fight." - Sarah Shipley
"I have a new freckle!" - Ashley Emmons
"It smells like a green packer!" - Grant Fishburn
"Are your pants wet yet?" - Sarah Shipley
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Sunday, May 3rd - Saturday, May 9th, 2009
"I can't think of anything much worse than being Pamela Weins-dash-Robinson." - Pamela Robinson
"The tumor inside me gave me strength." - Kendra Evans
"I have this really sick like love for when it's parasites." - Kendra Evans
"The real question is, 'Why hasn't Bibleopoly been out since we moved in?" - Kendra Evans
"I want to have a girl so we can lay lots of babies." - James Kershaw
"I don't have like a spiritual boyfriend or girlfriend." - Ethan Rode
"Isaiah, just be 26, ok?" - Emily Johnson
"The tumor inside me gave me strength." - Kendra Evans
"I have this really sick like love for when it's parasites." - Kendra Evans
"The real question is, 'Why hasn't Bibleopoly been out since we moved in?" - Kendra Evans
"I want to have a girl so we can lay lots of babies." - James Kershaw
"I don't have like a spiritual boyfriend or girlfriend." - Ethan Rode
"Isaiah, just be 26, ok?" - Emily Johnson
Sunday, April 26th - Saturday, May 2nd, 2009
"I was worried about saying stuff...but since there's only four of us..." - guy at Romanian church
"Then we serve it with rice, and then we're happy." -Kendra Evans
"I hope I never see him ever again until he's ready to marry me." - Cassidy Thompson
"I messed with my music teacher Krista. I've been very briska!" - Casey
"Well I can't hang out tomorrow either. So there." - Emily Shen
"Hell yes I have a certain kind of friction." - Andrew Stravitz
"It makes me like, really glad I'm not a fish." - Amanda Wolfard
"Then we serve it with rice, and then we're happy." -Kendra Evans
"I hope I never see him ever again until he's ready to marry me." - Cassidy Thompson
"I messed with my music teacher Krista. I've been very briska!" - Casey
"Well I can't hang out tomorrow either. So there." - Emily Shen
"Hell yes I have a certain kind of friction." - Andrew Stravitz
"It makes me like, really glad I'm not a fish." - Amanda Wolfard
Sunday, April 19th - Saturday, April 25th, 2009
"And last night, then, I started to wonder, where is Mama Spider?"- Amanda Wolfard
"It's pretty common for me when I get chased to start like flying." - Kendra Evans
"The letter said, 'Krista, do I love you? Yes, I do." - Joe
"Yeah, I got popped in the eye, everything's cool, let's go grab a drink." - Rahn Tabron
"I don't know her first name. Or her last name. I just know she was Bulgarian." - Katie Stall
"They fall in love. It's dangerous because he wants to eat her, but it's still the same old story." - Stacy Stravitz
"You can do a lot at a library - books, ..." - Danielle Juengel
"It's pretty common for me when I get chased to start like flying." - Kendra Evans
"The letter said, 'Krista, do I love you? Yes, I do." - Joe
"Yeah, I got popped in the eye, everything's cool, let's go grab a drink." - Rahn Tabron
"I don't know her first name. Or her last name. I just know she was Bulgarian." - Katie Stall
"They fall in love. It's dangerous because he wants to eat her, but it's still the same old story." - Stacy Stravitz
"You can do a lot at a library - books, ..." - Danielle Juengel
Sunday, April 12th - Saturday, April 18th
"His voice sounds like he smokes and plays the trumpet." - Amanda Wolfard
"85% of Christaian males play the guitar." - Tracey Carlin
"He's a silly goose and a an gooberball silly goose, ha ha you drive me crazy funny bunny oh." - Leslie
"I guess freedom includes nakedness - is that true?" - Kendra Evans
"Ok then, I"m just going to be a rebel and lie in bed naked." - Pamela Robinson
"You have no right to send me any kind of smiley." - Suzanne Shedden
"I want a quinceanera." - Alexis
"85% of Christaian males play the guitar." - Tracey Carlin
"He's a silly goose and a an gooberball silly goose, ha ha you drive me crazy funny bunny oh." - Leslie
"I guess freedom includes nakedness - is that true?" - Kendra Evans
"Ok then, I"m just going to be a rebel and lie in bed naked." - Pamela Robinson
"You have no right to send me any kind of smiley." - Suzanne Shedden
"I want a quinceanera." - Alexis
Sunday, April 5th - Saturday, April 11th
"I would share a toothbrush with a person in North Korea." - Kendra Evans
"Kind of like I'm a madman." - Razvan Dobre
"Oh I am not a hand. I feel so sorry for myself. I am a foot." - Cameron Dodd
"This is what I do when it's cold in Australia." - Leslie
"I'm sorry your mom wishes I would be her daughter-in-law." - Katie Stall
"I am inviting you for dinner." - Simona Oprea
"I'm not sure how my future husband would feel about him making my insides tingle either." - Kendra Evans
"Kind of like I'm a madman." - Razvan Dobre
"Oh I am not a hand. I feel so sorry for myself. I am a foot." - Cameron Dodd
"This is what I do when it's cold in Australia." - Leslie
"I'm sorry your mom wishes I would be her daughter-in-law." - Katie Stall
"I am inviting you for dinner." - Simona Oprea
"I'm not sure how my future husband would feel about him making my insides tingle either." - Kendra Evans
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