Sunday, November 8th - Saturday, November 14th, 2009

"Ai maritat?" - Simona Oprea

"I'll try to have a dream tonight about you." - Amanda Wolfard

"Sometimes I take it out of context and write it in cards when people have babies." - Cassidy Thompson

"Blizzing fireboxes!!" - Leslie

"It makes you think about Michelle Obama's crotch?" - Emily Johnson

"So did Jesus just like teleport them?" - Emily Johnson

"Am I going through puberty again?" - Smedly Yates

Sunday, November 1st - Saturday, November 7th, 2009

"I am only distracted by deflowered donkeys." - Emily Johnson

"Why don't they just mate with the ones who have babies?" - Amanda Wolfard

"Tired hot diarrhea...gross." - Amanda Wolfard

"It's like when the white people came to America, and all the Indians died." - Garrett Shimata

"I've been single since 1985." - Emily Johnson

"What happened to the instrument? ... It got...poked." - Anna

"It just makes you wanna cuss, you know?" - Dre Harris

Sunday, October 25th- Saturday, October 31st, 2009

"You SHOULD be birthday on your dirty." - Emily Johnson

"What if this plane crashes while I'm pooping?" - Liz Petrisans

"Remember when we were single and lived in a house with all girls and sat in a bed and gave rice to children?" - Amanda Wolfard

"Krista see, Krista do." - Leslie

"I mean I don't think I'm a rose bush." - Emily Johnson

"I think it'd be fun if you had to pat the goat on the head to win." - Garrett Shimata

"Nothing says love like a rocket." - Katie Stall

Sunday, October 18th - Saturday, October 24th

"Are we acting Asian?" - Bri Fong

"Don't laugh. We're old." - guy at CVS clinic

"You're going to put her butt essence on your face." - Emily Johnson

"Emily likes to make things weird." - Amanda Wolfard

"I got punched in the face by a three-year-old yesterday, and I thought of you." - Stacy Stravitz

"Katie Stall, pagan moon worshipper." - Garrett Shimata

"I've decided I like breathing. Breathing helps." - Anna Van Devender