Sunday, August 9th - Saturday, August 15th, 2009

"I think that's a dental problem - no teeth." - Mikaela Bruce

"Something about you made kids wanna strip." - Emily Johnson

"It's just great when God tells us what to do!" - Cassidy Thompson

"You may be sleeping with her, but does she pick your nose?" - Emily Johnson

"I've been felt a lot over the last couple weeks." - Emily Johnson

"I'm pretty sure God's like intoxicating, but not in a secret place." - Emily Johnson

"There's just chromosomes flying all over the place!" - Tracey Carlin

Sunday, August 2nd - Saturday, August 8th, 2009

"And I met him, and I ate his pickle." - Emily Johnson

"I'm glad it's solved and we don't have to go to unsolved mysteries or something." - Danielle Juengel

"Speaking of first periods, why is there a picture of underwear that's pink with a splotch?" - Pamela Robinson

"This is my friend Krista. We're not lesbians, and we like uniwhales." - Danielle Juengel

"Don't go anywhere. Before long, we'll have them take off their clothes." - Amanda Wolfard

"Are you being attacked by a dog right now?" - Danielle Juengel

"Only God can tell if your husband will be green or orange." - Emily Johnson

Sunday, July 26th - Saturday, August 1st, 2009

"We can say we're confessing sin..." - Elisabeth McMenamy

"When you said corny, I was thinking, 'Roses are red, violets are blue..." - Danielle Juengel

"The little red line is Jesus." - Scott Demarest

"I'll be a glamour girl." - Leslie

"He's staying the night..." - Amanda Wolfard

"God is sovereign over your bladder." - Emily Johnson

"And the first stone is the stone of courage..." - Scott Maxwell