Sunday, February 17th - Saturday, February 23rd, 2008

"Say, 'I want to go to the zoo....'" - Logan Parks

"Not many husbands cuddle like I cuddle. I'm so great." - Jeremy Foster

"If you ever see me eating another pizookie, please kill me." - Amanda Wolfard

"I heart your decision to eat spinach once in awhile." - Pamela Wiens

"If you were in Pam's and my place right then, you would have been really confused and judgmental, too." - Kendra Evans

"You don't look like Derek..." - Andrew Stravitz

"I didn't find the party tonight, but I did find the retirement community." - Katie Stall

April 2001

Brent Bachelder
"Shut your hole and eat my omellete."
Tim Klingler
"Dag mabbit."
Mr. Cash
"I got some information on Belize."
April Christiansen
"I don't like having a penis on my eraser."
Christine Waldersen
"Katie's boyfriend just walked by and she didn't even say hi."
Christine Waldersen
"Oh, so you're just a ho."
Jessie Smith
"Not uno, not dos, not tres, but ocho mexicanos!"
April Christiansen
"They all work at Mimi's, it's a breeding ground."
Christine Waldersen
"The flying Mexicans, that's what it shall be called."
Tara
"If war breaks out, we can just send the guys to Hawaii and have them marry their best friends. They don't allow gays in the military."
Lindsey Gamard
"I'm attaching my sausage to my backpack, so that no one mistakes my sausage for theirs."
Brent Bachelder
"Did we just turn Jewish?"
Megan Jeffery
"Hey, my prom dress is really easy to take off. Maybe you should ask me."
Judy Keim
"Careful, Amanda. It's brand new and really sharp."
Debbie Bachelder
"Welcome to the family."
Heather Ashby
"I’m half-dressed, Mom. Be positive!"
Jonny Harrop
"He calls me a whore ,too."
Ted Bachelder
"You ate my star."
Lindsey Gamard
"Hi, we're gay bike-riding Mexicans."
NoNo Go
"I thought he was making out…all I saw were legs!"
Bart Evans
"It wasn't Ben!"
Brent Bachelder
"I could go play with myself."
Lucia Idarraga
"Cuantos novios tiene?"
April Christiansen
"It must be what God wants. Maybe I'd have a kid."
Ralph Crabtree
"Three minus one is…"
Lynh Bui
"Girls don't like dirty boys. Girls like boys that take baths."
Gail Hahn
"Hand check!"
Brent Bachelder
"Your breasts are inspiring."
Joel Lindstrom
"The color sticks out, not the boobs."
April Christiansen
"Megan and Christine end up pregnant, and it's your fault."

March 2001

Brent Bachelder
"That's my uncle."
Brent Bachelder
"Megan gets candy, and Krista gets Lucky."
Brent Bachelder
"I don't have to pee anymore."
Jen Bachelder
"Think of me."
Nikki Best
"It makes a hell of a…"
Tyler Lindstrom
"Eat the screw…if you ever want to come back to Youth Council again…"
Jamie Morgan
"I'm so proud of you guys."
Jen Bachelder
"At least we don't have a cow anymore."
Chi-Chi Hseih
"Could you clarify what you mean by 'first base?'"
Allison Johnson
"He'll wear the tops, and I'll wear the bottoms."
Megan Jeffery
"They're gonna turn into lesbians!"
Elisa Phelps
"He won't hit on you. He has a boyfriend!"
Stephanie Childs
"How is his dick doing?"
Brent Bachelder
"Sniff his butt. That's all you really want to do."
Megan Jeffery
"Don't think you're gonna burn me, cause I'm gonna burn you."
Tyler Lindstrom
"I could so be a dog."
Tyler Lindstrom
"You can go play badminton by yourself."
Brent Bachelder
"Her boogers taste better than my boogers."
Christine Waldersen
"I'm that kid, but in a car."
Brent Bachelder
"I have to show Krista my new fan…"
April Christiansen
"We can screw Brent and we can screw Chris and…no wait, never mind. We can forget about Brent and we can forget about Chris…"
April Christiansen
"He couldn't get his pants down."
Tamra Ingebrigtsen
"When you're naked…"
Elisa Phelps
"Do you realize I could give you half of my breasts and we'd both still have enough?"
Cristine Evans
"Unless they take away your neck…"
Brent Bachelder
"Pick a number, 1 through 99."
Brent Bachelder
"Lebanon sounds like an alien planet."
Katie Stall
"I can't depend on me cause I say dumb things like 'yes.'"
Jen Bachelder
"I don't know Elliot that well."
Matt Gherman
"Your mom must have lost a bet or something, when she married your dad."
Tara
"If I slapped your ass, would it make quote-of-the-day?"

May 2000

Linda Ballard
"Are you talking about math?"
Christine Waldersen
"Welcome to the wonderful world of H.I.V. - bye!"
Tara
Not in a Lilith Fair, lesbian kind of way. I love you like a cousin."
Sarah Shipley
"I would shove him back in."
Lindsey Kahler
"I have a dog's nose."
Grant Fishburn
"I'm going first."
Stephanie Childs
"Too bad smells can't be quotes."
Jared Klundt
"Damn it, April, you lazy bitch! What's the molar mass of chikoo?"
Wendy Glenn
"His gun doesn't fire."
Mark Stoker
"I'll show you my terrible swift sword."
Esther Wang
"You're such a blender."
Lindsey Gamard
"So this one day, we were going on a bass hunt."
Beth Farnsworth
"Jump on in, big guy."
Matthew Ingebrigtsen
"I, Matthew, do not smoke."
Monika Sandberg
"Will you please go touch Jay's butt?"
Alan Clark
"I write insulting songs. I write them well."
Lindsey Kahler
"I called her a dog. I told her to bark."
Megan Jeffery
"No, the mailman did NOT come at 10:00 tonight."
Megan Jeffery
"If, for some reason, you were locked in a room by yourself for a day, would you start talking to yourself just to have a quote-of-the-day?"
Tyler Lindstrom
"No more Amish talk."
Darci Earhart
"I wanted to be an alcoholic, dammit!"
Megan Jeffery
"I'm never going to the bathroom again!"
Megan Jeffery
"It's a lunch place, not a brunch place."
Christine Waldersen
"Bring it on, quote bitch!"
Christine Waldersen
"Welcome to Movie Phone!"
Megan Jeffery
"It's just your boxers, don't worry."
April Christiansen
"I decided it was the demons saying, 'hi.'"
Jamie Morgan
"Do you remember Ryan?"
Tyler Lindstrom, translated by Christine Waldersen
"Haaugghh!"
Stephanie Childs
"My virgin mouth!"
Jasmina Chow
"Keep the V!"

September 1999

Stephanie Childs
"Booster club?"
Nicole VerWoert
"Did you know a nerd is a whale's penis?"
Christine Waldersen
"Is it against our religion to spit gum at the ceiling?"
April Christiansen
"That's a funny word…funny."
April Christiansen
"What's the difference?"
Judy Keim
"Is Becca always a bitch?"
Krista Hetsler
"I want a hug."
Zach Earhart
"Lay off it or share."
Jared Klundt
"Pray? I’m gonna do it myself."
Danielle Jeffery
"I have a light."
Tara Donovan
"I love myself too much."
Tara Donovan
"What's a P.G.?"
Senora Jauregui
"Matt Shoemaker."
Bart Evans
"It piss…no, I can't say that."
Kevin Northrup
"My name is Francis?"
Mark Stoker
"Get that man a microphone."
Bart Evans
"You have to audition for those solos."
Valerie Keim
"Is Angie a minty lipstick?"
Zach Marinella
"Ask your parents."
Wendy Glenn
"Penetrate…I can't believe I said that."
Nate Hackman
"There you are, Peter."
Danielle Jeffery
"And they had sex in my bed."
Jon Furedy
"Me? I was just yawning."
Megan Jeffery
"Look what I got."
Krista Hetsler
"You did?"
Stephanie Childs
"Do you think God smoked?"
Elisa Phelps
"The moral of the story is: Don't marry a cop."
Liz Mongrain
"Let's get in an accident!"
Christine Waldersen
"Oh, wow."
Phoebe Larsen
"Those people are tall."

Summer 1999

Disclaimer: These are the first quotes I ever collected, and I've noticed many things:

1) My friends were not as funny in 1999 as they are today
2) I apparently thought many things were funny that actually were not in 1999
3) I am very glad I no longer give myself quote-of-the-day. If my friends were not funny in 1999, I was even less so. I'm pretty embarassed to even include these quotes now, but it's only fair since I embarass everyone else

Many quote-of-the-day rules were different in 1999. I gave myself quotes, I gave tv characters quotes, I quoted written things like movie tickets apparently. Also, it wasn't exactly quote-of-the-DAY but as many quotes as I had journal pages. That's why this entry is just summer instead of a specific month, cause they're not dated. Let's all just take a moment and be glad that quote-of-the-day has matured over time. Okay, onto the quotes:


Danielle Jeffery
"It's for…Christian luck!"
Notting Hill
"Beautiful isn't beautiful without a violin-playing goat."
Jeff
"To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!"
Stephanie Childs
"I've got a key, I've got a key. I've got a key, hey hey, hey hey!"
Krista Hetsler
"Did you ever know that you're my hero?"
Darci Earhart
"God, I was hot!"
Becky Kerr
"We just slept."
James Downin
"Hello, my name is Simon, and I like to do drawings."
Darci Earhart
"Someday I'll learn to check the stalls!"
Jamie Morgan
"Darci, I can't wait til you have a crush."
Danielle Jeffery
"I'm Jim!"
Christine Waldersen
"I love you! You complete me!"
Stephanie Childs
"Head-First Street!"
Megan Jeffery
"Did I talk in my sleep last night?"
Jessie Smith
"With jetskis, you have to sit on them."
Matt Harrison
"That's NAU. That's Flagstaff's college."
Brent Bachelder
"So, who likes those popcorn jellybeans?"
April Christiansen
"Excuse me, do you carry any A bras?"
April Christiansen
"Comfortable or uncomfortable?"
Stephanie Childs
"We were going so fast they couldn't read the license plate."
Danielle Jeffery
"I got a different aspect of Johnny's."
Karin Hetsler
"Do you carry pitchforks?'
Tara Donovan
"You touched the…you hit the…!"
Joey Tribiani
"So be an adult and come watch tv with me in the fort!"
Megan Jeffery
"Well, I heard Brian doesn't have a a good jewel anyway."
Brent Bachelder
"Bangladesh!"
Jessie Smith
"The hamsters came down and conquered New Hampshire!"
Tiffany Phipps
"Brent is an f-a-g."
Krista Hetsler
"When one of us gets struck by lightning, we'll get out."
Karin Hetsler
"Talk to the baby."
Christine Waldersen
"Sure, hits from the bong. Good cover-up."
Christine Waldersen
"Darci would kill us if we invite Krista."
Karin Hetsler
"Obviously, there's a breast."
Krista Hetsler
"They had those Dateline hookers on tv."
Todd Lindquist
"My mother."
Jamie Morgan
"What are you thinking right now?"
Christine Waldersen
"Amba Uice."
Wendy Slijk
"I was born to be a rattlesnake."
Krista Hetsler
"You just wait."
Krista Hetsler
"Bufflehead and Whitey-boy."
Nicole Vasquez
"Doggies - out the door!"
Megan Jeffery
"Porn Star!"
Rob Jones
"If you put some ice cream on that spoon, it might taste better."
Paul Cox
"Is he still speaking English?"
Maegan Clark
"Have you seen my mommy?"
Grant Fishburn
"Why did I do that?"
Krista Hetsler
"I guess that one does kind of lead to that one."
Linda Christiansen
"You're never riding with Krista again!"
April Christiansen
"I was peeling a carrot, and it was just so relaxing!"
Linda
"Joel, do you know him? Is he good?"
Krista Hetsler
"Alyssa, where are you going?"
Christine Waldersen
"Are you sad that it's coming to a sudden end?"
Tara Donovan
"Are you still afraid of 'them?'"
Tara Donovan
"You got with your brother?"
local Tennessee person
"It's hard to squat and tinkle at the same time."
Tiffany Phipps
"No sex in the champagne room."
Sara Kerr
"He stood you up?"
Darci Earhart
"Hide the fucking hat."
Bethany Lindstrom
"Is this the 'buddy connection?'"
Krista Hetsler
"Could you repeat what you just said?"
Krista Hetsler
"Oh, shit…literally."
Tiffany Phipps
"Definitely a choir guy."
Stephanie Childs
"Fine, we'll go break some windows."
Tara Donovan
"I could feel the pain."
Krista Hetsler
"If God was calling, the line was busy with Becky."
Dr. Demento
"It's life, Jim, but not as we know it."
Tiffany Phipps
"I have soda pop all over me."
Stephanie Childs
"St. Matthew P.G.s rule!"
Tiffany Phipps
"These people can't sightread…sorry."
Tiffany Phipps
"For one thing, we broke up."
Sara Kerr
"Would you still be friends with me if I walked around like this?"
Alyssa Shangraw
"Toilet paper works better."
Amanda Keim
"I could have killed him. Even with that song, you could hear the vibrato in his voice."
Karin Hetsler
"Happy, get down."
Anna Hetsler
"It doesn't get you wet."
Karin Hetsler
"Go popo."
Steve Hetsler
"Do you guys have the car keys?"
Steve Hetsler
"I don't know if I died it."
Amanda Keim
"Fountain, cross-spa…"
Krista Hetsler
"I barked!"
Eage
"Go fart."
Alyssa Shangraw
"Walk much?"
Megan Jeffery
"How is it?"
Amanda Keim
"You could do it. She did it."
Krista Hetsler
"That's inspirational."
Katie Bohlander
"The reason I’m still living in the dorm is because I'm a lesbian."
Kevin Taussig
"My parents stopped caring when I was 12."
Christine Waldersen
"They say Candace doesn't know how to click anymore."
Ryan Keller
"It's like, 'o-tay.'"
April Christiansen
"I want more books."
Bart Evans
"Don't do anything dohm."
Krista Hetsler
"Eat the cookie!"
Todd Lindquist
"So did you hear the rumor?"
Megan Jeffery
"Fine, I"ll go visit the toilet alone!"
Christine Waldersen
I've been healed."
Christine Waldersen, Stephanie Childs
"It hurts to be beautiful."
Wendy Glenn
"…dude…cause he was a surfer."
Elisa Phelps
"I love B.S."
Amanda Keim
"You went out with Trey."
Brent Bachelder
"Good luck on your triet."
Mr. Murphy
"Hey, orchestra people - Wang, etc!"
Jan Ehrhardt
"Amanda's on time!"

Sunday, February 10th - Saturday, February 16th, 2008

"We're not allowed to fart or poop; we may as well smell good." - Kendra Evans

"No, it would just die in my arms." - Christine Waldersen

"A puffin! A puffin's butt!!" - Ashlyn Bittorf

"Bruce Peterson, not Springsteen, he tells me." - Karin Hetsler

"What about the ugly ones?" - Jeremy Foster

"It's not my fault that things just end up in my crotch." - Emily Johnson

"It's Jenna's womb, too, and she was the last one in there!" - Jeremy Foster

Sunday, February 3rd - Saturday, February 9, 2008

"You're one of my favorite Americans...besides Brett Favre." - Vasi Ciobanu

"Then we get to the issue of, 'Does he have my number, and if he does, does he know how to use it?" - Amanda Keim

"If you were going to paint a picture of a psychologically disturbed person - what their insides look like - it would look like this." - Kendra Evans

"Yay! My first cool friend ever! I mean, besides you guys...dang it." - Kendra Evans

"I definitely want to date someone with a foghorn for a voice. That's really high on my priority list." - Pamela Wiens

"They'll know we're not trippin..." - Joshua Miles

"It means, 'Krista and pool.'" - Abby Klingenberg

February 2007

Lindsay Plocher
"And by everyone, I mean Conio."
Keith Botello
"I'm not giving you any artistic freedom."
Lindsay Plocher
"Did you smoke a bowl?"
Katie Stall
"I don't know…I'm pretty sure it was my chin."
Amanda Ruddy
"I feel like everyone has something in common - music…and then there's Steve."
Lindsay Plocher
"I think Eddie Murphy needs to stop dressing up like big fat black ladies."
Keith Botello
"I get enough of that at home…"
Amanda Ruddy
"I was just trying to make something round."
Jackie Day
"Yeah, I know the interns."
Trisha Botello
"I'd rather drink out of a pile of elephant poo than eat a piece of raw flesh."
Amanda Ruddy
"You look great with hair just around your mouth."
Amanda Ruddy
"I don't wanna keep my clothes on, you mothers!"
Amanda Ruddy
"Oh my God! I ate my whole sandwich!"
Lindsay Plocher
"It's one thing if you get goose bumps, but if your nipples get hard…"
Amanda Ruddy
"That's how I get the ladies."
Lindsay Plocher
"I'm going to eat you."
Lindsay Plocher
"I made her watch my video project."
Ron Mahany
"Around my waist - I won't tell my wife."
Lindsay Plocher
"It smells like cinnamon, but it tastes like peanut butter."
Amanda Ruddy
"Bitches and hoes, hoes and bitches…"
Amanda Ruddy
"You'll still have yoga, you just won't have it with us."
Amanda Ruddy
"My mom sat me down and shat on my face."
Amanda Ruddy
"My eyes are hurting me. Do you have any, like, hairspray?"
Katie Bradsher
"…the lady who fell on us…"
Amanda Ruddy
"She was in the middle of my lips, wasn't she?"
Trisha Botello
"I'm like the music therapist from Hell right now."
Danielle Brooks
"You wouldn't be talking if you were a pile of ash, or celebrating, or presenting."
Trisha Botello
"Girl, we sound good."

January 2007

Erin Blohm
"I knew a Big Papa once."
Keith Botello
"Is that your for-real run?"
Lindsay Plocher
"I'm gonna get Lee Anne to learn me how to sing."
Amanda Ruddy
"I'm so tired of having to speak my mind, because most of the time there's nothing going on in my brain."
Keith Botello
"At this point, we generally have several awkward silences."
Cathy Lee
"I'm not going to teach her anything about Nickelodeon advertising - she's going to teach me Romanian."
Amanda Ruddy
"That's my motto for life - never exert yourself."
Amanda Ruddy
"I want to be Steve BelCastro with a torn rotator cuff and do nothing."
Karin Hetsler
"I know everything - you can do it."
Amanda Ruddy
"Break Izze bottles in the basement…PS - Don't tell Conio."
Jin Soo
"I quit."
Linda
"A cat. Meow."
Jeremy Foster
"I'm not doing so well here."
Jeremy Foster
"Lindsay did a great thing tonight. She chose water."
Danielle Brooks
"I guess he's the kind of author that would say, 'The only times I'm naked are when I'm having sex and when I'm in the shower.'"
Amanda Ruddy
"I feel like you've mastered the art of detachment."
Laura
"You don't go upside down, so I'm better than you."
Karin Hetsler
"Stick her in headphones and ignore her."
Lindsay Plocher
"I went grocery shopping and got a movie - typical Friday night!'
Steve Hetsler
"To be honest, Krista, it makes me wonder about your competition."
Emily Johnson
"It wasn't awkward like penis cake awkward."
Bekah Moilanen
"I'm not sure what Friday's going to be like, but I'm sure it will involve crying and sweating."
Lindsay Plocher
"Scott, if you were a guy."
Lindsay Plocher
"Well, hot damn! I'm gonna live forever!"
Steve Hetsler
"I don't have anything to stay to you. Here's mom."
Lindsay Plocher
"Sullivan County, in all it's glory."
Steve Hetsler
"Oh, there's a Middletown, New Jersey, too."
woman at church
"It's 32, it feels like a heat wave."
Amanda Ruddy
"I played in a new key today, E. I really liked it, with the 2 sharps."
Amanda Ruddy
"After hours, we can shit AND use the computer."
Lindsay Plocher
"…talking about my vaginal farts…"

December 2006

Keith Botello
"We'll call it 'Music, Music.'"
Lindsay Plocher
"Look how cute that liquor store is."
Vasi Ciobanu
"I'm Vasi, and I’m from Estonia."
Michelle Ford
"I did. I wasn't going to say it out loud."
Conio Loretto
"I'm gonna bone it."
Amanda Ruddy
"He definitely curses."
Keith Botello
"Holidays, schmolidays! This is music therapy!"
Karin Hetsler
"You're going to pee on your windows?"
Vasi Ciobanu
"I'm not that smart, I'm just Romanian."
Amanda Ruddy
"My coolie's out!"
Lindsay Plocher
"Could you pick up a box of nails? They should be by the milk."
Conio Loretto
"I had to go start wailing, pretending I was a big black lady."
Laura
"All the depression is in your chest."
Amanda Ruddy
"I had a dream about a talking bear, but like we had a good relationship."
Christine Waldersen
"They solved world hunger."
Keith Botello
"The mouse was licking on my nuts."
Lindsay Plocher
"Isn't it eight days?"
Matthew
"You did it!"
Lindsay Plocher
"You found the tonality of McKenzie's fart?"
Conio Loretto
"I love this toolbox. I want one in every color!"
Conio Loretto
"That's your boyfriend Keith and his wife Trisha."
Mary Arbaugh
"She forgot how to sit in a chair."
Starbucks customer
"Thanks for the tamales."
Cody Brake
"You got a box!"
Anna Hetsler
"Tim really does like cheese. It brings him a lot of happiness."
April Christiansen
"Suzi's having another kid, and Krista's a slut!"
Katie Stall
"I'm using the table."
Danielle Juengel
"I met the hottest guy I've ever seen in real life. Isn't that shallow?"
Mike Yuen
"I saw that girl the other day…what girl? What?"
Alex Vailas
"What do you see me doing?"
Cold Stone guy
"That guy doesn't work here anymore."

November 2006

Laura
"When you're old, you can stick your butt in young men's faces."
Amanda Ruddy
"What's the one in D-A?"
Amanda Ruddy
"This is what Sam hears."
Amanda Ruddy
"We don't want to die in music."
Lindsay Plocher
"If it was Amanda's fly, it would probably say, 'what the fuck?'"
Amanda Ruddy
"And that's how Bekah stops."
Stacey Hensel
"We bonded over nuts…"
Conio Loretto
"Nerdy, nerdy, look who's thirty."
Amanda Ruddy
"I need a valium."
Lindsay Plocher
"I have a fully tank of gas, and I'm feeling pretty powerful about it."
NYC tour guide
"Now you know what is my motivation for coming to work."
Danielle Juengel
"But I won!"
Dave?
"George Washington slept around like you wouldn't believe."
Amanda Ruddy
"Why is he so cute? He's such an ass."
Amanda Ruddy
"For fuck's sake…"
Amanda Ruddy
"No coolies in music."
Lindsay Plocher
"Did you just tell her to take off her bra?"
Amanda Ruddy
"I like balls and you like nuts."
police officer
"Do you have a dead deer in your car?"
Amanda Ruddy
"I'll ask Stacey tomorrow…if she wants to suck my cock."
Amanda Ruddy
"I'd wipe my ass with Jamel's goal."
Laura
"Do you want to do yoga, or should we go home?"
girl on bus
"Can you smell Dante?"
Robbie Craig
"I feel like that man just took part of my soul."
Karin Hetsler
"Go to bed - no, you don't have to."
Ron Mahany
"A large percentage of these kids are ours."
Amanda Ruddy
"The people who sent Louis Armstrong to the moon…"
Lindsay Plocher
"How do I relax my genitalia?"
Vasi Ciobanu
"It sounds slightly awkward in Romanian, but it will have to do."
Amanda Ruddy
"I'm going to poo my pants one day and think about you guys."

October 2006

Chris
"Did you just give me a one-armed hug?"
Danielle Juengel
"I'm going to go eat and look at the planes."
Amanda Ruddy
"I’m getting pregnant vibes from you."
Amanda Ruddy
"Maybe it's the other life, inside you."
Matthew
"Conio, what are you doing?"
Conio Loretto
"The first thing that has to change is your primary caseload."
Judy Bunting
"I understand it's a seasonal job."
Richard
"Obviously, my mother and I had a close relationship."
Amanda Ruddy
"You guys don't have penises?"
Lindsay Plocher
"I didn't hear a single swear out of her."
Lindsay Plocher
"She always shakes her little butt, and it's so cute."
Amanda Ruddy
"I love farts."
Conio Loretto
"Wipe the dirt off your shoes. It'll give them something to do."
Lindsay Plocher
"I don't know if I want to sing a song about a bar."
Amanda Ruddy
"They made it awkward and educational, and we were like, 'fuck.'"
Danielle Brooks
"Stressed? You?"
Amanda Ruddy
"Apparently, all the kids at the center have horrible language."
Conio Loretto
"Here comes the jazz, it's coming up."
Jeffrey
"Robin, friend of Batman."
Trisha Botello
"I’m gonna channel my inner large black woman."
Lindsay Plocher
"My teeth feel like they're wearing sweaters."
Amanda Ruddy
"I'll tell you if it's sexual."
Keith Botello
"What starts with f and ends with uck? Fire truck!"
Amanda Keim
"The hospital doesn't count."
Jeremy Foster
"You have fellowship! You've got the F-bomb!"
Keith Botello
"I just have to keep reminding myslef I'm being paid for every minute."
Lindsay Plocher
"I love the 60-calorie thing, as if I'd feel guilty otherwise."
Michelle Ford
"You have a lot to look forward to in your organized life."
Michelle Ford
"We'll see what we see - ooh! Pirate bags!"
Lindsay Plocher
"And Smallville will be on tv and so will Grey's Anatomy, that's where you'll find me and Krista and Amanda."
Ashley Schriefer
"I feel so popular."

Sunday, January 27th - Saturday, February 2, 2008

"That would be my second quote-of-the-day about crotches." - Emily Johnson

"I can have a conversation with myself. I remember how to do that." - Danielle Juengel

"You really are a holly person." - Razvan Dobre

"Kri...sorry...KRISTA!!" - Ben

"If I sounded sad, I just burped." - Nichole Woelfl

"He was probably in the phonics club, as a poster child for phonics." - Katie Stall

"You're making eyes at the person next to you, because you're just lonely, and you thought this might be your lucky day. Good luck." - Dennis Hayes