Sunday, January 25th - Saturday, January 31st, 2009

"I hope they steal just my present, because I got them a goat for a family in India." - Christine Waldersen

"Kind of like flirt and convert, but flirt and sanctify." - Kendra Evans

"Then he said I have pretty blue eyes, and I don't have blue eyes." - Kim Delnoce

"I'm the only one who showed you that the koto bells really is something." - Casey

"When I toot, it smells like chocolate chip cookies." - Kendra Evans

"I don't know why, but I always want to hit guys really hard." - Amanda Wolfard

"I take it you're white and I'm black?" - Josh Miles

Sunday, January 18th - Saturday, January 24th, 2009

"Her face was like all one color, and I was like, 'How's she doing that?' - Danielle Juengel

"YEA you and hurraz for me." - Karin Hetsler

"I heart your sexy voice." - Emily Shen

"When I asked if I could bring my dog, they said that wouldn't be necessary because she already eats crap and does what she's told." - Steve Hetsler

"Well, Em, when a cauliflower and a woman love each other very much..." - Kendra Evans

"You guys will be my underwear-guarding team." - Amanda Wolfard

"Pam's been talking about mixed babies since like middle school." - Karissa Schrage

Sunday, January 11th - Saturday, January 17th, 2009

"Didn't know you're a hippie. Is this an ongoing sin in your life?" - Ethan Rode

"I don't know if you know this about her, but she prefers to get warm by natural means." - Kendra Evans

"Money can't buy me love...It's kinda like Chuck E. Cheese." - Leslie

"When you lay on his threshing floor, then we'll talk." - Kendra Evans

"What a sad Superman dream! You guys didn't even make out!" - Kendra Evans

"That's not so strange. I dont' wear a bra when I go to bed." - Pamela Wiens

"I LOVE weddings. That's when true love comes!" - Grace