"If I jump on you, will that help the situation?" - Emily Johnson
"I always hate always statements." - Christine Waldersen
"This model has a man face but big boobs. That's why she's here." - Emily Johnson
"Happy Birthday, Krista!" - Casey
"She's Asian. You have to know her." - Garrett Shimata
"Ricola..." - Zach Makawi
"I'm not a girl. He doesn't know that yet." - Emily Johnson
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Sunday, December 20th - Saturday, December 26th, 2009
"I don't wanna be responsible for killing you. That wouldn't be shepherding your heart." - Garrett Shimata
"I can put them in shirts and make them pop out." - Emily Johnson
"I think I speak for Matt and I when I say we hope Jesus comes back before we actually hve to teach about Jesus coming back." - John McCoy
"He was like, if I can't get a lady, I will not eat. And then he died." - Kendra Evans
"Should I beat my wife?" - Brian Wortley
"If I was gonna buy a girl a bottle of Vodka..." - Garrett Shimata
"She's backed into an Asian corner." - Emily Johnson
"I can put them in shirts and make them pop out." - Emily Johnson
"I think I speak for Matt and I when I say we hope Jesus comes back before we actually hve to teach about Jesus coming back." - John McCoy
"He was like, if I can't get a lady, I will not eat. And then he died." - Kendra Evans
"Should I beat my wife?" - Brian Wortley
"If I was gonna buy a girl a bottle of Vodka..." - Garrett Shimata
"She's backed into an Asian corner." - Emily Johnson
Sunday, December 13th - Saturday, December 19th, 2009
"Do you separate heads from bodies very often? That's usually not a good thing to do." - Scott Maxwell
"One's about spiritual maturity and growth. The other's about cuteness." - Garrett Shimata
"I don't mind being around naked people. I just don't want to gaze at them." - Kelsey Jones
"But I'll be in and out. Just enough time for the bosom." - Kendra Evans
"My hands are too big for my face." - Amanda Wolfard
"I don't think brownies are AS good as God is good, but still pretty good." - Emily Johnson
"When we first kissed, he was a Canadian and I was Sarah Palin." - Amanda Keim
"One's about spiritual maturity and growth. The other's about cuteness." - Garrett Shimata
"I don't mind being around naked people. I just don't want to gaze at them." - Kelsey Jones
"But I'll be in and out. Just enough time for the bosom." - Kendra Evans
"My hands are too big for my face." - Amanda Wolfard
"I don't think brownies are AS good as God is good, but still pretty good." - Emily Johnson
"When we first kissed, he was a Canadian and I was Sarah Palin." - Amanda Keim
Sunday, December 6th - Saturday, December 12th, 2009
"I can't judge John MacArthur, cause that would send me straight to hell." - Melina Hunt
"I don't have to think about how to love a wife right now." - Emily Johnson
"Praying for you, that your day be filled with less bodily fluids and more joy and peace." - Garrett Shimata
"Witty-titty." - Leslie
"I care more about my apple than my mouth." - Karin Hetsler
"Speaking of Christmas, my dad's having hip replacement surgery." - Danielle Juengel
"He wants to give you a double portion, because he loves you more than his other wives." - Cassidy Thompson
"I don't have to think about how to love a wife right now." - Emily Johnson
"Praying for you, that your day be filled with less bodily fluids and more joy and peace." - Garrett Shimata
"Witty-titty." - Leslie
"I care more about my apple than my mouth." - Karin Hetsler
"Speaking of Christmas, my dad's having hip replacement surgery." - Danielle Juengel
"He wants to give you a double portion, because he loves you more than his other wives." - Cassidy Thompson
Sunday, November 29th - Saturday, December 5th, 2009
"I watched about my hoo-hoo at work. Awkward." - Emily Johnson
"Don't worry, I'll bring the awkwardness. I've got it covered." - Katie Stall
"I guess I shouldn't throw-up face the sovereign will of God." - Emily Johnson
"Krista said you were getting kicked out at 10, and I thought, 'I wanna be a part of that." - Kendra Evans
"The rapture, cereal...I don't think either of them differ in importance here, Krista." - Emily Johnson
"Sorry, when we fight, it's hard to speak English." - Linky
"Did I ever tell you I have a 10/40 window in my hair?" - Christine Waldersen
"Don't worry, I'll bring the awkwardness. I've got it covered." - Katie Stall
"I guess I shouldn't throw-up face the sovereign will of God." - Emily Johnson
"Krista said you were getting kicked out at 10, and I thought, 'I wanna be a part of that." - Kendra Evans
"The rapture, cereal...I don't think either of them differ in importance here, Krista." - Emily Johnson
"Sorry, when we fight, it's hard to speak English." - Linky
"Did I ever tell you I have a 10/40 window in my hair?" - Christine Waldersen
Sunday, November 22nd - Saturday, November 28th
"Harold sounds like an exterminator or a plumber, not really a prince." - Emily Johnson
"Thanks for combing my arm hair." - Matt Dodd
"What are we? Are we a cult or are we not a cult?" - Cameron Dodd
"And then she started to curse..." - Casey
"Where do you go to recrotch your jeans?" - Tom Van Devender
"Then your dad could poop an orange tree." - Garrett Shimata
"Not hitting on you...friends with your pregnant wife." - Elisabeth McMenamy
"Thanks for combing my arm hair." - Matt Dodd
"What are we? Are we a cult or are we not a cult?" - Cameron Dodd
"And then she started to curse..." - Casey
"Where do you go to recrotch your jeans?" - Tom Van Devender
"Then your dad could poop an orange tree." - Garrett Shimata
"Not hitting on you...friends with your pregnant wife." - Elisabeth McMenamy
Sunday, November 15th - Saturday, November 21st, 2009
"I only poop when I run." - Cassidy Thompson
"I don't want you to want a humpback." - Amanda Wolfard
"What are you thinking, having your foot on your bed where her butt goes?" - Kendra Evans
"I'm a girl that's a guy." - Emily Johnson
"My optometrist is gay and I still had a crush on him." - Kendra Evans
"Sometimes it's advantageous to be sleeping near Krista." - Pamela Robinson
"I feel like I'm supposed to be offended, but I don't know why." - Katie Stall
"I don't want you to want a humpback." - Amanda Wolfard
"What are you thinking, having your foot on your bed where her butt goes?" - Kendra Evans
"I'm a girl that's a guy." - Emily Johnson
"My optometrist is gay and I still had a crush on him." - Kendra Evans
"Sometimes it's advantageous to be sleeping near Krista." - Pamela Robinson
"I feel like I'm supposed to be offended, but I don't know why." - Katie Stall
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