"She's a walking accident." - Allison Johnson
"Don't break the mirror." - Bruce Johnson
"So you didn't move or die!" - Amanda Keim
"Kinda like April." - Christine Waldersen
"They're bigger than his neck." - Megan Jeffery
"He needs it." - Chris Beatty
"Ms. Gunby's an idiot." - Ryan Keller
"I want to kill them." - Christine Waldersen
"Do it again!" - Stephanie Childs
"Is it my pulse, or just any pulse?" - Katie Stall
"That's bad, too. Don't be Catholic." - Krista Hetsler
"Who wants to play badminton?" - Joel Lindstrom
"You're going to become female instantly." - Becky Kerr
"Krista's hot." - Emily Oatis
"I'd cry, too, if I was his mom." - Amanda Keim
"Because you asked mom a sex question." - Amanda Keim
"Is she always pregnant?" - Stephanie Childs
"I don't have a monkey. I'm a girl." - Katie Stall
"Another good picture of Darci." - Christine Waldersen
"He's a genius!" - Krista Hetsler
"Did you t.p. anyone the other night?" - Becky Kerr
"Backwards talking am I now." - SMG and Bs
"I want cake." - Zach Earhart
"We have a beautiful family." -Aly Ingebrigtsen
"I thought so, too." - Margie Ingebrigtsen
"Or at least our friend April would." - Stephanie Childs
"Your eyes are beautiful." - Ashley Emmons
"What?" - Gary Hetsler
"It looked yicky." - Gary Hetsler
"Don't growl at Aunt Marietta." - Leanna
"You wanna piece of me?" - Tyler Lindstrom
Sunday, May 31, 2009
November 1999
"Speak for yourself." - Scott Palmisano
"You can't go skiing without snow." - Krista Hetsler
"Pee on earth." - Bart Evans
"Is your mom Russian?" - Liz Ullman
"Dave has a bigger butt than I thought." - Lindsey Gamard
"Quote of the Day!" - Lindsey Gamard
"I'm pretty good at this." - Nicole Vasquez
"That was Paul." - Todd Lindquist
"I could be gay." - Wendy Glenn
"Those are guys?" - Stephanie Childs
"I'm punchy." - Krista Hetsler, Sarah Shipley
"It's just...wrong." - Kevin Northrup
"I hate when that happens." - April Christiansen
"Respect level..."- Todd Lindquist
"I cry, Profesora." - Matt Shoemaker
"The End." - Lindsey Gamard
"Matt S., you need to turn in Illegal Immigrants." - Sra. Jauregui
"I was sniffing." - Sean Shaw
"That's no good." - Lindsey Gamard
"That's so cute." - Krista Hetsler
"I heard you." - Emily Johnson
"I thought you were just hungry." - Dave Stott
"Ooh, you're a lesbian." - Stephanie Childs
"Turkeys don't fly, do they?" - Krista Hetsler
"You should be thankful for those." - Shantal Ingebrigtsen
"I'd dig me a hole." - Michelle Hochrein
"She's putting her pants on." - Tyler Lindstrom
"Let's be incestual lesbians." - Zach Earhart
"Okay, do-te."- Bart Evans
"Cause they're boys." - Christiana Lee
"You can't go skiing without snow." - Krista Hetsler
"Pee on earth." - Bart Evans
"Is your mom Russian?" - Liz Ullman
"Dave has a bigger butt than I thought." - Lindsey Gamard
"Quote of the Day!" - Lindsey Gamard
"I'm pretty good at this." - Nicole Vasquez
"That was Paul." - Todd Lindquist
"I could be gay." - Wendy Glenn
"Those are guys?" - Stephanie Childs
"I'm punchy." - Krista Hetsler, Sarah Shipley
"It's just...wrong." - Kevin Northrup
"I hate when that happens." - April Christiansen
"Respect level..."- Todd Lindquist
"I cry, Profesora." - Matt Shoemaker
"The End." - Lindsey Gamard
"Matt S., you need to turn in Illegal Immigrants." - Sra. Jauregui
"I was sniffing." - Sean Shaw
"That's no good." - Lindsey Gamard
"That's so cute." - Krista Hetsler
"I heard you." - Emily Johnson
"I thought you were just hungry." - Dave Stott
"Ooh, you're a lesbian." - Stephanie Childs
"Turkeys don't fly, do they?" - Krista Hetsler
"You should be thankful for those." - Shantal Ingebrigtsen
"I'd dig me a hole." - Michelle Hochrein
"She's putting her pants on." - Tyler Lindstrom
"Let's be incestual lesbians." - Zach Earhart
"Okay, do-te."- Bart Evans
"Cause they're boys." - Christiana Lee
October 1999
"Look how much rum she has." - Jessie Smith
"It must be a Catholic thing." - Jerry Seinfeld
"We didn't need that." - Jamie Morgan
"A little too well." - Elisa Phelps
"Mountain." - Nick Petris
"Don't worship." - Christine Waldersen
"Cross your legs." - Mark Stoker
"We can have a pow-wow!" - Stephanie Childs
"Don't think I don't flush." - Katie Dempsey
"Stop sign!" - Zach Earhart
"Don't tell anyone." - Sra. Jauregui
"We're the perfect combination. I've got the big voice and you're always right." - Emily Williams
"It's easier said than done." - Christine Waldersen
"So many fans." - Christine Waldersen
"Classification." - Krista Hetsler
"Clap three times." - Amanda Keim
"I threw candy at the homeless." - Krista Hetsler
"Like Danielle Jeffery and Matt Harrison." - Krista Hetsler
"Bye-bye backpack." - Sarah Shipley
"Your mom converted? Oh, wow." - Alyssa Shangraw
"I write about Trey all the time." - Wendy Glenn
"Yo buggy!"- Christine Waldersen
"She's a triple-stitch girl." - Karin Hetsler
"Can I touch them?" - Starbucks customer
"I am really hot." - Jamie Morgan
"There's Jesus. God, he's tall!" - Stephanie Childs
"That was good, huh?" - MVD clerk
"I didn't get it either." - Christine Waldersen
"You're not missing anything." - Bart Evans
"Hold the tongue." - Megan Jeffery
"I'm a little broken up." - Todd Lindquist
"It must be a Catholic thing." - Jerry Seinfeld
"We didn't need that." - Jamie Morgan
"A little too well." - Elisa Phelps
"Mountain." - Nick Petris
"Don't worship." - Christine Waldersen
"Cross your legs." - Mark Stoker
"We can have a pow-wow!" - Stephanie Childs
"Don't think I don't flush." - Katie Dempsey
"Stop sign!" - Zach Earhart
"Don't tell anyone." - Sra. Jauregui
"We're the perfect combination. I've got the big voice and you're always right." - Emily Williams
"It's easier said than done." - Christine Waldersen
"So many fans." - Christine Waldersen
"Classification." - Krista Hetsler
"Clap three times." - Amanda Keim
"I threw candy at the homeless." - Krista Hetsler
"Like Danielle Jeffery and Matt Harrison." - Krista Hetsler
"Bye-bye backpack." - Sarah Shipley
"Your mom converted? Oh, wow." - Alyssa Shangraw
"I write about Trey all the time." - Wendy Glenn
"Yo buggy!"- Christine Waldersen
"She's a triple-stitch girl." - Karin Hetsler
"Can I touch them?" - Starbucks customer
"I am really hot." - Jamie Morgan
"There's Jesus. God, he's tall!" - Stephanie Childs
"That was good, huh?" - MVD clerk
"I didn't get it either." - Christine Waldersen
"You're not missing anything." - Bart Evans
"Hold the tongue." - Megan Jeffery
"I'm a little broken up." - Todd Lindquist
July 2001
"Here, Christine. You can take the stick in the shower with you." - Katherine Jennings
"I always wanted to sleep with my boyfriend's dad." - Katherine Jennings
"You made out in Mr. Evans' car?" - Megan Warner
"Is this Brent's girlfriend?" - Karin Hetsler
"I am going to make a U-turn!"- Suzanne Shedden
"Megan and I make everything sexual." - Alyssa Shangraw
"It's like a screwed-up butt crack." - Blake Woods
"He's our friend." - Suzi Shedden
"If you're having sex, then you're probably going commando." - Brent Bachelder
"You wouldn't have to tell a girl you liked her - she would just know!" - Brent Bachelder
"My shoe is pink!" - Joel Lindstrom
"How is it, Suzi? Is Brent a good kisser?" - Alyssa Shangraw
"I'm having a brain freeze." - Karin Hetsler
"Porcupines urinate on each other before having sex...to soften the quills." - Steve Hetsler
"Thanks for the concert." - Steve Hetsler
"He went to change. He'll come back a new man." - Karin Hetsler
"Happy's a one-family dog. I mean, a one-dog-family...dog." - Karin Hetsler
"This is your dad's favorite song." - Karin Hetsler
"I was making out with this girl, and her dog ate my shoe." - Brent Bachelder
"Alyssa, stop touching Brent's titty." - Brenda Johnson
"Nobody should date until they're 22." - Alyssa Shangraw
"Mine was my body." - Matt Dregley
"He's oblivious to everything and his ass." - Suzi Shedden
"Come in the bed with us, Alyssa." - Suzi Shedden
"Who's the penis in between us?" - Sean Johnson
"You tooted on my plants?" - April Christiansen
"That's so cute!" - girl at Borders
"Before, it was just rumors." - Jonathan
"I always wanted to sleep with my boyfriend's dad." - Katherine Jennings
"You made out in Mr. Evans' car?" - Megan Warner
"Is this Brent's girlfriend?" - Karin Hetsler
"I am going to make a U-turn!"- Suzanne Shedden
"Megan and I make everything sexual." - Alyssa Shangraw
"It's like a screwed-up butt crack." - Blake Woods
"He's our friend." - Suzi Shedden
"If you're having sex, then you're probably going commando." - Brent Bachelder
"You wouldn't have to tell a girl you liked her - she would just know!" - Brent Bachelder
"My shoe is pink!" - Joel Lindstrom
"How is it, Suzi? Is Brent a good kisser?" - Alyssa Shangraw
"I'm having a brain freeze." - Karin Hetsler
"Porcupines urinate on each other before having sex...to soften the quills." - Steve Hetsler
"Thanks for the concert." - Steve Hetsler
"He went to change. He'll come back a new man." - Karin Hetsler
"Happy's a one-family dog. I mean, a one-dog-family...dog." - Karin Hetsler
"This is your dad's favorite song." - Karin Hetsler
"I was making out with this girl, and her dog ate my shoe." - Brent Bachelder
"Alyssa, stop touching Brent's titty." - Brenda Johnson
"Nobody should date until they're 22." - Alyssa Shangraw
"Mine was my body." - Matt Dregley
"He's oblivious to everything and his ass." - Suzi Shedden
"Come in the bed with us, Alyssa." - Suzi Shedden
"Who's the penis in between us?" - Sean Johnson
"You tooted on my plants?" - April Christiansen
"That's so cute!" - girl at Borders
"Before, it was just rumors." - Jonathan
Sunday, May 24th - Saturday, May 30th, 2009
"I want to be God." - James Kershaw
"They don't have lamps at their bed. They have flashlights." - Kendra Evans
"Your blood matches my blood!" - Joe
"I don't think showering keeps my farts in." - Emily Johnson
"Oh my gosh I don't wanna share my room with Goofy - he wears a mask!" - Emily Johnson
"Is this your WORK?" - Grace
"You're not supposed to pursue the turtles." - Michael Yuen
"They don't have lamps at their bed. They have flashlights." - Kendra Evans
"Your blood matches my blood!" - Joe
"I don't think showering keeps my farts in." - Emily Johnson
"Oh my gosh I don't wanna share my room with Goofy - he wears a mask!" - Emily Johnson
"Is this your WORK?" - Grace
"You're not supposed to pursue the turtles." - Michael Yuen
Sunday, May 17th - Saturday, May 23rd, 2009
"Jim...and some of you have seen his feet...has beautiful feet." -Smedly Yates
"I hope there's a road on it, if it's a road map." - Stacy Stravitz
"Who thanks their dead stuffed dog for kissing tips?" - Emily Johnson
"What are kids doing these days in graveyards?" - Jeremy Foster
"I'm at the dentist. THAT'S new." - Emily Johnson
"I don't want her to die. She's so cute, isn't she?" - Laurel Larson
"They like tackled me, and I protected my abdomen." - Laura Bryant
"I hope there's a road on it, if it's a road map." - Stacy Stravitz
"Who thanks their dead stuffed dog for kissing tips?" - Emily Johnson
"What are kids doing these days in graveyards?" - Jeremy Foster
"I'm at the dentist. THAT'S new." - Emily Johnson
"I don't want her to die. She's so cute, isn't she?" - Laurel Larson
"They like tackled me, and I protected my abdomen." - Laura Bryant
Sunday, May 10th - Saturday, May 16th, 2009
"I'm consistently funny and consistently mad at Kendra." - Christine Waldersen
"I feel like all she learned from me is that I like to go shopping." - Emily Johnson
"Don't hit Krista. Never hit her." - Timothy
"I miss having a non-depressive, suicidal pet." - Kendra Evans
"Cars around here don't not try to kill you." - Anne Bennett
"I married a king. He picked me from his harem. I was flattered." - Katy Brotherton
"I feel like all she learned from me is that I like to go shopping." - Emily Johnson
"Don't hit Krista. Never hit her." - Timothy
"I miss having a non-depressive, suicidal pet." - Kendra Evans
"Cars around here don't not try to kill you." - Anne Bennett
"I was a chunker." - Katie Stall
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