"I can't move to Romania. I'm going to be a Romanian slut." - Emily Johnson
"I like it - your sloshy music." - Emily Johnson
"That was like a, 'No, I really don't want you to, but yeah, cause I'm a Christian.'" - Kamille Abreu
"You're a jerk! I know..." - Kendra Evans
"Emily has to cancel her plans...with Emily?" - Kamille Abreu
"Does his name plus your name equal a prime number?" - Danielle Juengel
"You don't normally walk like a pirate?" - Garrett Shimata
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Sunday, July 12th - Saturday, July 18th, 2009
"I want to unzip here and take out the cyst." - Emily Johnson
"Yesterday I saw a boy I was in love with 5 years ago and we recognized each other from afar." - Katie Stall
"No I didn't, but that will change the way I think of blueberries while I am eating them." - Danielle Juengel
"I didn't meet him. I just saw him and admired God's creation." - Emily Johnson
"Brown tiger, brown tiger!" - Amanda Wolfard
"I just can't borrow other people's nice things." - Katie Stall
"God is sovereign and men can nurse." - Elisabeth McMenamy
"Yesterday I saw a boy I was in love with 5 years ago and we recognized each other from afar." - Katie Stall
"No I didn't, but that will change the way I think of blueberries while I am eating them." - Danielle Juengel
"I didn't meet him. I just saw him and admired God's creation." - Emily Johnson
"Brown tiger, brown tiger!" - Amanda Wolfard
"I just can't borrow other people's nice things." - Katie Stall
"God is sovereign and men can nurse." - Elisabeth McMenamy
Sunday, July 5th - Saturday, July 11th, 2009
"Are you my husband? It's like, 'Are you my mother,' but, 'Are you my husband?'" - Emily Johnson
"Daddy Warbucks had killed all my friends." - Emily Johnson
"I spewed red gatorade in there." - Joe
"I'll tell my husband, 'It's ok if you don't like me. Krista does.'" - Emily Johnson
"I'm not a fan of worship...on Facebook. I'm not a Facebook fan of worship."- Emily Johnson
"Nothing says colonoscopy like a twisty straw." - Mikaela Bruce
"Krista, listen to me!!" - Connor Brake
"Daddy Warbucks had killed all my friends." - Emily Johnson
"I spewed red gatorade in there." - Joe
"I'll tell my husband, 'It's ok if you don't like me. Krista does.'" - Emily Johnson
"I'm not a fan of worship...on Facebook. I'm not a Facebook fan of worship."- Emily Johnson
"Nothing says colonoscopy like a twisty straw." - Mikaela Bruce
"Krista, listen to me!!" - Connor Brake
Sunday, June 28th - Saturday, July 4th, 2009
"I want a red-haired kid with a hispanic name." - Emily Johnson
"Apparently my superego is all over the place." - Emily Johnson
"I had 3 kids, the same 3 kids I have now." - Scott Demarest
"When she's naked but behind a curtain." - Emily Johnson
"I feel weird aobut that - God's word on my butt." - Emily Johnson
"I'm so excited that I was your bridesmaid for the quote-of-the-day party." - Danielle Juengel
"If you mess with them, you'll end up in some of their food containers." - Dre Harris
"Apparently my superego is all over the place." - Emily Johnson
"I had 3 kids, the same 3 kids I have now." - Scott Demarest
"When she's naked but behind a curtain." - Emily Johnson
"I feel weird aobut that - God's word on my butt." - Emily Johnson
"I'm so excited that I was your bridesmaid for the quote-of-the-day party." - Danielle Juengel
"If you mess with them, you'll end up in some of their food containers." - Dre Harris
Sunday, June 21st - Saturday, June 27th, 2009
"Romania is single." - Emily Johnson
"I love the ocean - not in my mouth." - Emily Johnson
"And because you're her supervisor, you can command her to go." - Kim Delnoce
"I like broccoli and he likes to say hi."- Kendra Evans
"I could be the composer - the composer of your love song." - Danielle Juengel
"Like, right after she had taken my virginity..." - Danielle Juengel
"Maybe my superego is in love with him." - Emily Johnson
"I love the ocean - not in my mouth." - Emily Johnson
"And because you're her supervisor, you can command her to go." - Kim Delnoce
"I like broccoli and he likes to say hi."- Kendra Evans
"I could be the composer - the composer of your love song." - Danielle Juengel
"Like, right after she had taken my virginity..." - Danielle Juengel
"Maybe my superego is in love with him." - Emily Johnson
Sunday, June 14th - Saturday, June 20th, 2009
"He was eaten by worms and he died. I mean, what a bummer end to Herod day."- John MacArthur
"We're giving away a pitbull today, and since he has a pulse you can save a seat with him." - Jonathan Rourke
"I made it up just for Tuesday." - Ethan Rode
"Either my singleness is like offensive or I have a raw magnetism." - Danielle Juengel
"I probably shouldn't rub my cyst, but I have to make sure it's still there." - Emily Johnson
"I don't want Kamille to, you know, discharge herself from anything." - Emily Johnson
"Exactly the kind of candy one would throw at the homeless." - Amber Yuen
"We're giving away a pitbull today, and since he has a pulse you can save a seat with him." - Jonathan Rourke
"I made it up just for Tuesday." - Ethan Rode
"Either my singleness is like offensive or I have a raw magnetism." - Danielle Juengel
"I probably shouldn't rub my cyst, but I have to make sure it's still there." - Emily Johnson
"I don't want Kamille to, you know, discharge herself from anything." - Emily Johnson
"Exactly the kind of candy one would throw at the homeless." - Amber Yuen
Sunday, June 7th - Saturday, June 13th, 2009
"You have a leaf on your head." - Isaiah Martin
"Keep going - we need more zinc!" - Kendra Evans
"We always see pianos, but we don't always break pianos." -Hannah McCoy
"Stupid sex. As in female. Ha. Stupid gender." - Tracey Carlin
"That is not a place for a cold wet nose." - Kendra Evans
"Apparently the dog thought you were a floozy." - Matt Magruder
"I call this my evidences of grace starters kit that I recommend to you all." - CJ Mahaney
"Keep going - we need more zinc!" - Kendra Evans
"We always see pianos, but we don't always break pianos." -Hannah McCoy
"Stupid sex. As in female. Ha. Stupid gender." - Tracey Carlin
"That is not a place for a cold wet nose." - Kendra Evans
"Apparently the dog thought you were a floozy." - Matt Magruder
"I call this my evidences of grace starters kit that I recommend to you all." - CJ Mahaney
Sunday, May 31st - Saturday, June 6th, 2009
"You know I was thinking, I don't really mind the whole penis quote." - Emily Johnson
"Her name is Queen of Guadalupe?" - Renata Alford
"Krista, you look like a heart...it means you're the prettiest girl in the whole wide world music world." - Joe
"I could see a mermaid dancing in the water with a music therapist and a mommy." - Chantell
"I don't wanna be a pretend musical slut!" - Emily Johnson
"What if I said, 'I'm weird? You're the one who's sleeping with a toaster'?" - Emily Johnson
"You always knew she might be a little spicy on the inside, because you could see her purple bra through her white shirt." - Desiree Luong
"Her name is Queen of Guadalupe?" - Renata Alford
"Krista, you look like a heart...it means you're the prettiest girl in the whole wide world music world." - Joe
"I could see a mermaid dancing in the water with a music therapist and a mommy." - Chantell
"I don't wanna be a pretend musical slut!" - Emily Johnson
"What if I said, 'I'm weird? You're the one who's sleeping with a toaster'?" - Emily Johnson
"You always knew she might be a little spicy on the inside, because you could see her purple bra through her white shirt." - Desiree Luong
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