"I could be Satan...or something...I mean, I don't wanna be..." - Amanda Wolfard
"I feel like I saw a lot of cleavage right now." - Amanda Wolfard
"I don't know if she'll even poop for him." - Karin Hetsler
"I'll always be your friend and I'll always be Asian...at least I think I'll always be Asian. Who knows nowadays?" - Emily Shen
"Prince Charming, little darlings, we'll figure it all out...you make infertility fun!" - Elisabeth McMenamy
"So no, it shouldn't be awkward, unless you have something against Bible doctrine." - Garrett Shimata
"I feel like we're talking about a pet, but we're not. We're talking about an Asian." - Emily Johnson
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Sunday, October 4th - Saturday, October 10th, 2009
"Never anywhere in my schooling did I learn that you could recycle dreams." - Emily Johnson
"Almost pumpkin!" - Kassandra
"Goodbye, Krista. Don't run in the bathroom!" - Timothy
"I'm a little bit funny today." - Razvan Dobre
"Arizona is all about being Mormon." - Kendra Evans
"Uh, I don't think we made the mules. I think the mules made themselves." - Cassidy Thompson
"Why is the Grand Canyon so big?" - Derek Robinson
"Almost pumpkin!" - Kassandra
"Goodbye, Krista. Don't run in the bathroom!" - Timothy
"I'm a little bit funny today." - Razvan Dobre
"Arizona is all about being Mormon." - Kendra Evans
"Uh, I don't think we made the mules. I think the mules made themselves." - Cassidy Thompson
"Why is the Grand Canyon so big?" - Derek Robinson
Sunday, September 27th - Saturday, October 3rd
"Sure, my holiness is already shot, why not add my contentment?" - Emily Johnson
"Monday, no! Tuesday, no! Wednesday, no! Thursday, no! Friday!! Friday puppets!" - Meghan
"If an ant came up to me and started saying that a beetle was better than me, I'd be like, 'What? Squish!'" - Matt Dodd
"Emily, if you ask me one more time, I will never rap again!" - Amanda Wolfard
"I'm a professional boxer." - Corey at Oreganos
"To conserve space, I've started referring to Jesus Christ as J.C." - Emily Johnson
"When I hear the word naked, I think of naked people." - Amanda Wolfard
"Monday, no! Tuesday, no! Wednesday, no! Thursday, no! Friday!! Friday puppets!" - Meghan
"If an ant came up to me and started saying that a beetle was better than me, I'd be like, 'What? Squish!'" - Matt Dodd
"Emily, if you ask me one more time, I will never rap again!" - Amanda Wolfard
"I'm a professional boxer." - Corey at Oreganos
"To conserve space, I've started referring to Jesus Christ as J.C." - Emily Johnson
"When I hear the word naked, I think of naked people." - Amanda Wolfard
Sunday, September 20th - Saturday, September 26th
"It wasn't as bad when Josh was bigger." - Ethan Rode
"Everything is with a pleasant odor. Why does it have to smell good?" - Karin Hetsler
"I'm not pregnant, am I?" - Cameron Dodd
"I'm so short I almost died." - Emily Johnson
"I was just thinking about people who shave their arms." - Emily Johnson
"You sound like a professional." - Grace
"It's like a creeper that's coming on to you." - Kim Delnoce
"Everything is with a pleasant odor. Why does it have to smell good?" - Karin Hetsler
"I'm not pregnant, am I?" - Cameron Dodd
"I'm so short I almost died." - Emily Johnson
"I was just thinking about people who shave their arms." - Emily Johnson
"You sound like a professional." - Grace
"It's like a creeper that's coming on to you." - Kim Delnoce
Sunday, September 13th - Saturday, September 19th, 2009
"Her obsessiveness comes out weird, kinda makes you think that she doesn't think your butt looks good." - Amanda Wolfard
"To cook, you have to know math." - Amanda Wolfard
"Hawaiian rainbows are, like, way better than North Dakota rainbows." - Emily Johnson
"Sing Hello Song at 3:53!" - Nick
"Do you want to stand outside the door and tell me about your day while I poop?" - Emily Johnson
"I thought he was a machine, but then he was a person." - Pamela Robinson
"If a crocodile ate my neighbor, I would sue." - Katy Brotherton
"To cook, you have to know math." - Amanda Wolfard
"Hawaiian rainbows are, like, way better than North Dakota rainbows." - Emily Johnson
"Sing Hello Song at 3:53!" - Nick
"Do you want to stand outside the door and tell me about your day while I poop?" - Emily Johnson
"I thought he was a machine, but then he was a person." - Pamela Robinson
"If a crocodile ate my neighbor, I would sue." - Katy Brotherton
Sunday, September 6th - Saturday, September 12th, 2009
"They don't think I have friends for real." - Katie Stall
"They speak Spanish." - Elisabeth McMenamy
"A circumcision party is no party at all." - Matt Dodd
"All the gay men I hang out with aren't Asian." - Kendra Evans
"Myholiness has been shot because of Krista's quote blog." - Emily Johnson
"I want to spit on Krista." - Anna
"Your bowels? Like, you go poop and they touch it?" - Amanda Wolfard
"They speak Spanish." - Elisabeth McMenamy
"A circumcision party is no party at all." - Matt Dodd
"All the gay men I hang out with aren't Asian." - Kendra Evans
"Myholiness has been shot because of Krista's quote blog." - Emily Johnson
"I want to spit on Krista." - Anna
"Your bowels? Like, you go poop and they touch it?" - Amanda Wolfard
Sunday, August 30th - Saturday, September 5th, 2009
"We're gonna get sold into prostitution. This sucks." - Katy Brotherton
"What are those that you're wearing? They look like some sort of male undergarment." - Alexis Myers
"I have a butt problem. It hurts." - Cassidy Thompson
"I'm my dad's favorite?" - Danielle Juengel
"I find it to be similar to trying to call me a African-American bald man." - Christine Waldersen
"You can take your drugs with your instant breakfast float!" - Karin Hetsler
"Um, Krista, one day you will fall in love and get married and have a son and put his footprints on your back." - Emily Johnson
"What are those that you're wearing? They look like some sort of male undergarment." - Alexis Myers
"I have a butt problem. It hurts." - Cassidy Thompson
"I'm my dad's favorite?" - Danielle Juengel
"I find it to be similar to trying to call me a African-American bald man." - Christine Waldersen
"You can take your drugs with your instant breakfast float!" - Karin Hetsler
"Um, Krista, one day you will fall in love and get married and have a son and put his footprints on your back." - Emily Johnson
Sunday, August 23rd - Saturday, August 29th, 2009
"Some of those people are going to have kids, and she's going to die. That's the weird part." - Gabe Ingebrigtsen
"I've gotta poop and then tell Lily I'm home." - Emily Johnson
"Not this again! Your butt is driving me crazy!" - Joe
"Tell her, 'Come baaaaack!'" - Leslie
"Scare the junk out of her." - Zach Makawi
"There's college boys dancing in the hall behind you real awkwardly with leggings on." - Katie Stall
"I'm a goldfish." - Christine Waldersen
"I've gotta poop and then tell Lily I'm home." - Emily Johnson
"Not this again! Your butt is driving me crazy!" - Joe
"Tell her, 'Come baaaaack!'" - Leslie
"Scare the junk out of her." - Zach Makawi
"There's college boys dancing in the hall behind you real awkwardly with leggings on." - Katie Stall
"I'm a goldfish." - Christine Waldersen
Sunday, August 16h - Saturday, August 22nd, 2009
"My dad is going to Heaven, that's all I know." - Jayce Maxwell
"We used to poke each other a lot, but that wasn't part of our fantasies." - Emily Johnson
"She's like so pretty she makes me wanna be Asian again." - Emily Johnson
"Emily, do you think this is God's way of telling you that your farm should...should die?" - Amanda Wolfard
"I'm a vindictive dream-whore." - Emily Johnson
"I have no idea what it feels like to be balding." - Hilarie McCoy
"Altitude makes all sorts of weird things happen to all sorts of weird...people." - Beth Parks
"We used to poke each other a lot, but that wasn't part of our fantasies." - Emily Johnson
"She's like so pretty she makes me wanna be Asian again." - Emily Johnson
"Emily, do you think this is God's way of telling you that your farm should...should die?" - Amanda Wolfard
"I'm a vindictive dream-whore." - Emily Johnson
"I have no idea what it feels like to be balding." - Hilarie McCoy
"Altitude makes all sorts of weird things happen to all sorts of weird...people." - Beth Parks
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