2013 Overview

The quote-of-the-day tradition was abandoned for 2011, and came back in 2012 in modified form.  I'm not quite so diligent about getting a quote every day as I once was, but occasionally I have some pretty good runs.  I'm also not including names anymore, as there have been some privacy concerns over the years.  I happen to think the quotes are much funnier when you know who said them, so if you'd like to claim credit for one, let me know and I'll add it in. :-)  Here are the quotes I collected this year:

January:
"I'm going to demand that we watch it together."
"I'm not an old lady!  I heard that!"
"She wears a buckskin dress."
'The beast dog didn't prevent you from doing so this time, eh?"
"That's our Elisa method."
"Your face changed.  It started to look like mine."
"Don't touch me there, man."
"I'm sorry I ruined your wedding."
"My dream self was out of control this week."
"Can we get tattoos that say, 'Rest?'"
"Me and socks, we're a hot mess."
"What happened to your hair?"
"Everyone's running around, telling me I'm a fire hazard."
"Laugh too hard you cry.  That's why I don't laugh, go 'hoo!'"
"I don't know where to buy powdered coyote pee."
"I'm glad, cause the Indiana guy seemed mad."
"Don't you know not to touch a black lady's hair?"
"What if the leaves from the tree of life tasted like meat?"
"I really wanted to write you guys a note."
"...because you're more Christian..."
"You're welcome!"
Would you want a naked woman on your coffee table?  You would not!"
"Have you ever thought you would make a good Baptist?"
"That'll be a good way to celebrate."
"Sorry for hitting you in my eye."
"Is there an art emergency?  What's going on?"
"Krista, can you say, 'Put a candle on it.?'"

February:
"Roller coaster, get out of my way!"
"That's where your personality comes from."
"You don't have to make a pouty face about it.  Do it again."
"I like WARM better than HOT.  Are you surprised?  Are you shocked??"
"Where were you when Kennedy was shot?"
"I was sticking with what you told me which was the end of February...2023."
"Put a candle on the birthday cake."
"I'll take all your caffeine."
"Kinda shy."
"I loved my night terrors when I was a little kid."
"Ready for any write-in quotes.  I can cast my quote from abroad."
"Elisha needs a sticker thing.:
"They're laughing.  It bothers me."
"I thought I was getting a rice cooker for Valentines Day, but turns out I also got myself a new car battery!  Who says romance is dead?"
"I guess I'll call Ghost Busters."
"I freaking love pho!"
"Let's take away the joy marks."
"How imperfect do they come??"
"On that note, I got an email from the Queen of Nigeria..."
"That's Krista's mascot!"
"These include titles like 'Sweeping the Floor for the Glory of the Lord' and "Poo Poo in the Pantalones."
"No!  Don't eat my ear!  If you're hungry, open the freezer, get ice cream!"
"If it was at all possible, I'd bring a house."
"I have a little poppy seed..."
"I have a knack for it..."

March:
"She's falling out of her chair!  It's ok, it hasn't been an hour yet."
"My idea of social hour is open gym."
"How much do they suck?"
"I collect birthdays."
"Anyone know who's up next week for eating?"
"There's a lot of mountains here, aren't there?"
"I was calling her bluff."
"We want to love each other from different houses."
"You can shine it anywhere you want..."
"I strongly advise you stick with Tabitha!"
"There you have it, the digestive system is actually controlled by the heart by way of a tiny elevator!"
"Kenji, Kenji, stop dying!"
"Stop doing your work."
"She was itching..."
"That's the catch.  It isn't free."
"Bad hair, good night."
"Can you imagine a book titled, 'Your Worst Life Soon?'"
"How do you spell unjudgmental?"
"It's just your knees are kinda dominating everything."
"I don't do that anymore."
"Right-O!"
"Do I look fat?"

April:
"Super fun!"
"I think of you every time I see a body part."
"Tell her I say thanks a lot."
"If Sandie's anal, what are you?"
"That's how they do weddings.  That's how they do everything."
"Oh, I see you're wearing clothes."
"She's totally a Gordon."
"Is a soul a body part?"
"Well, I just can't stand that guy - Carter!"
"I think you should just wave a Solavei phone over your throat and miracles will happen!"
"A tv?  No, I'd shoot myself."
"..and he broke the magic mop!"
"It went straight to my soul!"
"I took my JACKET off!"

May:
Sadly, no quotes recorded

June:
"When will Garrett be ready for you?"
"That was a joke.  I don't have a vomit category."
"You look so much older!"
"You shouldn't speak to me for at least a week."
"Ursula LOVES Ariel...yes she does!!"
"Valley Christian High School is redoing our sanctuary.  We didn't even ask them to!"
"It's the end caps that'll get you..."
"Wouldn't that be your LEAST memorable amusement park ride?"
"I will see a chair in Pennsylvania."
"You're causing turmoil in my life, Krista."
"When will I have margaritas with Dad?"
"I do think huts, though."
"He said he would poop today for my birthday."

July:
"My new number is...Call me...unless you are a serial killer, then send me a text."
"I TRIED to ask her nicely!"
"She's watching a movie, Jen."

August:
"Krista likes me!"
"This building makes some really weird noises."
"So you're going to be...30?"
"I thought you said pick you up at Carmen!"
"That's what that city's all about...besides violence and gangs."

September:
"How's my Jan Brewer shirt looks...do you get me only Jan?  What's Jan Brewer is?  I need to sing about her...can I call her?"
"You KNEW it was awkward."
"Krista, let's put some coffee in you."
"I was jonesing to buy wipes."

October:
"Emily carries a frog baby!"
"This isn't where a 60-year-old comes to read the paper!"

November:
"Yes, I know you are just around the corner, but I'm feeling lazy and not very social.  Actually, I'm really upset that 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' is being aired tomorrow, two days before Thanksgiving.  It's wrong!"
"Don't forget the coffee shops you keep in business."
"You have a cousin on your foot."
"I wonder to myself, 'Did I scream?"

December
"I said I didn't know, mostly to avoid a really long conversation."
"It's in our genes to take a shower every day."
"He sings you know!  Ask him to sign a few bars of Maria from West Side Story!"
"That's urban chic!"