"I'm excited about your dreams. I don't mean your aspirations. I mean your dreams. I'm excited about your aspirations, too; don't get me wrong." - Danielle Juengel
"I'm afraid...death just walked in." - Katie Stall
"I have abnormally large thighs for a man...for a human." - Derek Robinson
"I would call him Percy instead." - Leslie
"I was going to take a shower, but then I remembered the child life gadget." - Pamela Wiens
"We had a chicken named Gus, and Lee killed him behind my back." - Matt Schraeder
"I forgot to pray for your Romanian gangster man." - Alex Evjen
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