"My alcohol tastes better than your heart." - Emily Johnson
"Unless some creepo tries to get you to talk about the Bible with him..." - Kendra Evans
"Can you fix this giant pimple in my ear?" - Kim Delnoce
"Aliens are never happy." - Casey
"It was one of the most awkward moments of my life...and I'm pretty awkward." - Lindsay Plocher
"I'm more worried about the Chinese, because I feel like I'm at a church full of spies." - Garrett Shimata
"I never said I would vote for Obama. I just like his wife; I think she's cute." - Christine Waldersen
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