"He was eaten by worms and he died. I mean, what a bummer end to Herod day."- John MacArthur
"We're giving away a pitbull today, and since he has a pulse you can save a seat with him." - Jonathan Rourke
"I made it up just for Tuesday." - Ethan Rode
"Either my singleness is like offensive or I have a raw magnetism." - Danielle Juengel
"I probably shouldn't rub my cyst, but I have to make sure it's still there." - Emily Johnson
"I don't want Kamille to, you know, discharge herself from anything." - Emily Johnson
"Exactly the kind of candy one would throw at the homeless." - Amber Yuen
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