Sunday, June 29th - Saturday, July 5th, 2008

"I had a friend...I still have a friend; he's still my friend." - Scott Maxwell

"Paul was the original Ritalin kid." - Elisabeth McMenamy

"I don't eat peas or carrots or potatoes." - Timothy

"I have a bottle of red wine on my nightstand." - Tracey Carlin

"Squiggly was the word. The town of Marana is squiggly." - Anna Van Devender

"In the backyard, we have four dogs buried, two cats, and two chickens." - Patty Slijk

"I thought for your wedding you'd have a bouquet in one hand and a water bottle in the other." - Patty Slijk

Sunday, June 22nd - Saturday, June 28th, 2008

"I mean, we're just going to be talking about sex, kids, pregnancies, stuff like that." - Derek Robinson

"What's so Methodist about this cheese?" - Pamela Wiens

"Remember Brad with the mandolin, and Gill with the 6 kids?" - Cameron Dodd

"What's your favorite drug?" - Casey

"I wonder why I'm sitting under the table." - Celeste Gutierrez

"That's what secret agents do." - Grace

"Oh, wait...Prince Caspian has a Spanish accent. Sometimes I get them confused." - Emily Johnson

Sunday, June 15th - Saturday, June 21st

"I don't know if CJ and Rick know this, but I'm kind of a big deal." - Elisabeth McMenamy

"If you don't like fish, there will be some kind of glorified pizza, and I'm fairly certain it will be totally healthy." - John Piper

"To live is Christ, to die is George's fault." - Elisabeth McMenamy

"I call Kamille my chocolate milk, because she's brown and sweet and my favorite." - Kendra Evans

"I'm too good for you." - Chantell

"Wal-Mart don't talk! It's just a store!" - Jackson

"Poop." - LoLo

Sunday, June 8th - Saturday, June 14th

"Please stay clothed and at home from now on." - Kendra Evans

"I support myself financially. Do you wanna go get a coke at Sonic?" - Hannah Kunkle

"The fact that you referred to it as "my Amos" makes it that much better." - Jeremy Evans

"I don't feel like I know Christine that well, you know, when I stop and think about it." - Christine Waldersen

"Dear Dad: Ants make me wanna dance." - Amanda Wolfard

"So many people, so little business for the bar." - Christine Waldersen

"I'm only praising God because I'm addicted." - Emily Johnson

Sunday, June 1st - Saturday, June 7th

"I don't want to be rude. I am rude; I don't want to appear rude." - Vasi Ciobanu

"Shut up! My music therapy sessions are always interrupted by text messages on my invisible phone!" - Kendra Evans

"Maybe I should just practice walking around with a fork in my hand and not dropping it." - Kim Delnoce

"Aici si la?" - Cathy Lee

"My mom started a blog for her back disease." - Danielle Juengel

"That's how evil she is - her tongue is adhesive!" - Elisabeth McMenamy

"I think Emily lied about having to go pee. I don't think you should ever talk about her crotch again." - Elisabeth McMenamy

Sunday, May 25th - Saturday, May 31st, 2008

"It smells like home - like the Romanian countryside." - Vasi Ciobanu

"Kids are gross." - Kendra Evans

"She basically prevents me from needing any additional protective coating that would oxidize my outer layer and cause me to loose my most attractive properties." - Jeremy Foster

"Oh, my childhood...it's coming back to me." - Amanda Wolfard

"Then I say, "duh duh duh duh," and then it appears." - Grace

"She needs to lose this, cause this makes her look like a guy." - Kendra Evans

"I, like, lust ater naps." - Elisabeth McMenamy

Sunday, May 18th - Saturday, May 24th, 2008

"I have to be agressive about becoming popular." - Christine Waldersen

"This is a good time for making Chihuahua babies." - Jacob Hantla

"I DO need God more than I need cookies." - Stacy Labor

"Your country is still developing. What's that like?" - Amanda Wolfard

"I want to walk in your sandals...so we can compare whose life is easier." - Leslie

"Don't be concerned with what some girls are wearing..." - Vasi Ciobanu

"I got him back for basically undressing me." - Vasi Ciobanu