Saturday, April 11, 2009

Sunday, March 15th - Saturday, March 21st, 2009

"He killed it. Not Jesus, that's not until next week." - Kendra Evans





"They kissed. I no like. That nasty." - Kassandra





"I mean, Scott Maxwell. I love that guy, in a pastoral sort of way." - Cameron Dodd





"I blocked off 10 AM on April 17th, 2010 in my Outlook schedule to have a kid." - Tim VanDevender





"Um, well, I used it when I went to Africa, and I got sick on it in front of the chief." - Katie Stall





"Have you ever heard someone speak Spanish with a southern accent?" - Aunt Nell



"They're like super nice and not even awkward. Why am I so awkward?" - Katie Stall

Sunday, March 8th - Saturday, March 14th, 2009

"When I'm naked in the shower, I don't want to feel tickled." - Tracey Carlin

"I'm not funny on command. It's too hard." - Amanda Wolfard

"Wake me up when you're done being alone." - Tracey Carlin

"If you crashed in a plane, you would totally die first, and...they...would...eat...you." - Tracey Carlin

"Stop it, sin! I mean, Danielle." - Danielle Juengel

"Don't you bring God into this! I'm supposed to be mad at you." - Kendra Evans

"I called her Winky and was uncomfortable with her advances." - Matt Magruder

Friday, March 13, 2009

Sunday, March 1st - Saturday, March 7th, 2009

"I didn't even know you knew about my sticks." - Amanda Wolfard

"He hits me on the thigh or something...I actually like it." - Pamela Wiens

"I wonder how Joel's doing with his Asian wife." - Kendra Evans

"More than one aid..." - Keita Onuma

"I already know it's cheesy. It's ok." - Amanda Wolfard

"He didn't say that because He's a black woman." - Kendra Evans

"She's standing next to a large lady, but she's just a little lady." - Tracey Carlin

Sunday, February 22nd - Saturday, February 28th, 2009

"I'm a suburbian white girl, and he's the antithesis of a suburbian white girl." - Kendra Evans

"Monkeys eat people." - Kassandra

"Don't cry in the goodbye song. It's not nice." - Timothy

"Do you always have a tendency to make a mess of things?" - Chantell

"I swear, I think at least once a day, 'Why am I so awkward?'" - Lindsay Plocher

"Your insides are the same? I think I would remember that." - Katie Stall

"With all this talk about me being your pet..." - Kendra Evans

Sunday, February 15th - Saturday, February 21st, 2009

"When he first shook my hand, I thought he had autism." - Dre Harris

"Sometimes, when a man and woman love each other very much, they hug for 12 seconds." - Elisabeth McMenamy

"I wore beautiful jewelry...and pink and purple accessories." - Leslie

"Navajo. I'm sure they're all Mexican...or Navajo." - Kendra Evans

"John MacArthur made me cry." - Melissa James

"You won't always cough up a blue sapphire." - Tungland trainer

"What if you got PineSol in your hooha? - Lena Whitley

Sunday, February 8th - Saturday, February 14th, 2009

"This is getting awkward, cause I keep talking about virgins." - Emily Johnson

"Cause you got good looks and Piper books, big brown eyes and elder qualified..." - Kendra Evans

"I'm always here to remind you what your name is." - Emily Shen

"They're having a battle of the wits. What's a battle of the wits?" - Leslie

"Hello to myself..." - Grace

"I remember stalker and you, but I don't know..." - Tamra Ingebrigtsen

Sunday, February 1st - Saturday, February 7th, 2009

"TJ got so excited he hugged Tyler. He normally doesn't hug anyone." - Abby Klingenberg

"I think I remember you...I'm a lot tougher than I was then." - Trenton

"Sorry, Stacy. Your kind was threatened." - Kim Delnoce

"How does it feel to be old?" - Chantell

"You can play feelings better than words can...words can't play feelings at all; they don't have fingers." - Kendra Evans

"You can just say 'Kazoose.'" - Grace

"I was skipping through the tulips...I had a flower in my hair." - Dre Harris