Sunday, April 19th - Saturday, April 25th, 2009

"And last night, then, I started to wonder, where is Mama Spider?"- Amanda Wolfard

"It's pretty common for me when I get chased to start like flying." - Kendra Evans

"The letter said, 'Krista, do I love you? Yes, I do." - Joe

"Yeah, I got popped in the eye, everything's cool, let's go grab a drink." - Rahn Tabron

"I don't know her first name. Or her last name. I just know she was Bulgarian." - Katie Stall

"They fall in love. It's dangerous because he wants to eat her, but it's still the same old story." - Stacy Stravitz

"You can do a lot at a library - books, ..." - Danielle Juengel

Sunday, April 12th - Saturday, April 18th

"His voice sounds like he smokes and plays the trumpet." - Amanda Wolfard

"85% of Christaian males play the guitar." - Tracey Carlin

"He's a silly goose and a an gooberball silly goose, ha ha you drive me crazy funny bunny oh." - Leslie

"I guess freedom includes nakedness - is that true?" - Kendra Evans

"Ok then, I"m just going to be a rebel and lie in bed naked." - Pamela Robinson

"You have no right to send me any kind of smiley." - Suzanne Shedden

"I want a quinceanera." - Alexis

Sunday, April 5th - Saturday, April 11th

"I would share a toothbrush with a person in North Korea." - Kendra Evans

"Kind of like I'm a madman." - Razvan Dobre

"Oh I am not a hand. I feel so sorry for myself. I am a foot." - Cameron Dodd

"This is what I do when it's cold in Australia." - Leslie

"I'm sorry your mom wishes I would be her daughter-in-law." - Katie Stall

"I am inviting you for dinner." - Simona Oprea

"I'm not sure how my future husband would feel about him making my insides tingle either." - Kendra Evans

Sunday, March 29th - Saturday, April 4th, 2009

"You've tried to meaningfully touch me a few times." - Tate Rivera

"These are the band kids! These are the good kids!" - Valerie Buss

"The mentally abnormal...paintings of them. I've been looking for something to put on my wall." - Kim Delnoce

"Hitting a volleyball through the wall...due to my aggression." - Leslie

"She leaves stuff...books, pencils..." - Solo owner

"People just don't like it when I talk about how I take off my underwear." - Katy Brotherton

"I'll be reading the dictionary'' - Zach Makawi

Sunday, March 22nd - Saturday, March 28th, 2009

"My true love will not have shifty eyes." - Katie Stall

"I'm going to keep spelling it chord. I"m feeling musical." - Tracey Carlin

"Why are you shoes white because they are so cute." - Joe

"They don't drink alcohol, so they have to have some sort of entertainment, in the form of jello casseroles." - Tate Rivera

"Because I'm obviously going to get pregnant if I sleep on his couch." - Amanda Keim

"You still owe me a meaningful touch." - Cameron Cook

"You're letting cold air in, and she doesn't even have a snuggie on!" - Cameron Cook

Sunday, March 15th - Saturday, March 21st, 2009

"He killed it. Not Jesus, that's not until next week." - Kendra Evans





"They kissed. I no like. That nasty." - Kassandra





"I mean, Scott Maxwell. I love that guy, in a pastoral sort of way." - Cameron Dodd





"I blocked off 10 AM on April 17th, 2010 in my Outlook schedule to have a kid." - Tim VanDevender





"Um, well, I used it when I went to Africa, and I got sick on it in front of the chief." - Katie Stall





"Have you ever heard someone speak Spanish with a southern accent?" - Aunt Nell



"They're like super nice and not even awkward. Why am I so awkward?" - Katie Stall

Sunday, March 8th - Saturday, March 14th, 2009

"When I'm naked in the shower, I don't want to feel tickled." - Tracey Carlin

"I'm not funny on command. It's too hard." - Amanda Wolfard

"Wake me up when you're done being alone." - Tracey Carlin

"If you crashed in a plane, you would totally die first, and...they...would...eat...you." - Tracey Carlin

"Stop it, sin! I mean, Danielle." - Danielle Juengel

"Don't you bring God into this! I'm supposed to be mad at you." - Kendra Evans

"I called her Winky and was uncomfortable with her advances." - Matt Magruder