Sunday, September 6th - Saturday, September 12th, 2009

"They don't think I have friends for real." - Katie Stall

"They speak Spanish." - Elisabeth McMenamy

"A circumcision party is no party at all." - Matt Dodd

"All the gay men I hang out with aren't Asian." - Kendra Evans

"Myholiness has been shot because of Krista's quote blog." - Emily Johnson

"I want to spit on Krista." - Anna

"Your bowels? Like, you go poop and they touch it?" - Amanda Wolfard

Sunday, August 30th - Saturday, September 5th, 2009

"We're gonna get sold into prostitution. This sucks." - Katy Brotherton

"What are those that you're wearing? They look like some sort of male undergarment." - Alexis Myers

"I have a butt problem. It hurts." - Cassidy Thompson

"I'm my dad's favorite?" - Danielle Juengel

"I find it to be similar to trying to call me a African-American bald man." - Christine Waldersen

"You can take your drugs with your instant breakfast float!" - Karin Hetsler

"Um, Krista, one day you will fall in love and get married and have a son and put his footprints on your back." - Emily Johnson

Sunday, August 23rd - Saturday, August 29th, 2009

"Some of those people are going to have kids, and she's going to die. That's the weird part." - Gabe Ingebrigtsen

"I've gotta poop and then tell Lily I'm home." - Emily Johnson

"Not this again! Your butt is driving me crazy!" - Joe

"Tell her, 'Come baaaaack!'" - Leslie

"Scare the junk out of her." - Zach Makawi

"There's college boys dancing in the hall behind you real awkwardly with leggings on." - Katie Stall

"I'm a goldfish." - Christine Waldersen

Sunday, August 16h - Saturday, August 22nd, 2009

"My dad is going to Heaven, that's all I know." - Jayce Maxwell

"We used to poke each other a lot, but that wasn't part of our fantasies." - Emily Johnson

"She's like so pretty she makes me wanna be Asian again." - Emily Johnson

"Emily, do you think this is God's way of telling you that your farm should...should die?" - Amanda Wolfard

"I'm a vindictive dream-whore." - Emily Johnson

"I have no idea what it feels like to be balding." - Hilarie McCoy

"Altitude makes all sorts of weird things happen to all sorts of weird...people." - Beth Parks

Sunday, August 9th - Saturday, August 15th, 2009

"I think that's a dental problem - no teeth." - Mikaela Bruce

"Something about you made kids wanna strip." - Emily Johnson

"It's just great when God tells us what to do!" - Cassidy Thompson

"You may be sleeping with her, but does she pick your nose?" - Emily Johnson

"I've been felt a lot over the last couple weeks." - Emily Johnson

"I'm pretty sure God's like intoxicating, but not in a secret place." - Emily Johnson

"There's just chromosomes flying all over the place!" - Tracey Carlin

Sunday, August 2nd - Saturday, August 8th, 2009

"And I met him, and I ate his pickle." - Emily Johnson

"I'm glad it's solved and we don't have to go to unsolved mysteries or something." - Danielle Juengel

"Speaking of first periods, why is there a picture of underwear that's pink with a splotch?" - Pamela Robinson

"This is my friend Krista. We're not lesbians, and we like uniwhales." - Danielle Juengel

"Don't go anywhere. Before long, we'll have them take off their clothes." - Amanda Wolfard

"Are you being attacked by a dog right now?" - Danielle Juengel

"Only God can tell if your husband will be green or orange." - Emily Johnson

Sunday, July 26th - Saturday, August 1st, 2009

"We can say we're confessing sin..." - Elisabeth McMenamy

"When you said corny, I was thinking, 'Roses are red, violets are blue..." - Danielle Juengel

"The little red line is Jesus." - Scott Demarest

"I'll be a glamour girl." - Leslie

"He's staying the night..." - Amanda Wolfard

"God is sovereign over your bladder." - Emily Johnson

"And the first stone is the stone of courage..." - Scott Maxwell