Sunday, September 27th - Saturday, October 3rd

"Sure, my holiness is already shot, why not add my contentment?" - Emily Johnson

"Monday, no! Tuesday, no! Wednesday, no! Thursday, no! Friday!! Friday puppets!" - Meghan

"If an ant came up to me and started saying that a beetle was better than me, I'd be like, 'What? Squish!'" - Matt Dodd

"Emily, if you ask me one more time, I will never rap again!" - Amanda Wolfard

"I'm a professional boxer." - Corey at Oreganos

"To conserve space, I've started referring to Jesus Christ as J.C." - Emily Johnson

"When I hear the word naked, I think of naked people." - Amanda Wolfard

Sunday, September 20th - Saturday, September 26th

"It wasn't as bad when Josh was bigger." - Ethan Rode

"Everything is with a pleasant odor. Why does it have to smell good?" - Karin Hetsler

"I'm not pregnant, am I?" - Cameron Dodd

"I'm so short I almost died." - Emily Johnson

"I was just thinking about people who shave their arms." - Emily Johnson

"You sound like a professional." - Grace

"It's like a creeper that's coming on to you." - Kim Delnoce

Sunday, September 13th - Saturday, September 19th, 2009

"Her obsessiveness comes out weird, kinda makes you think that she doesn't think your butt looks good." - Amanda Wolfard

"To cook, you have to know math." - Amanda Wolfard

"Hawaiian rainbows are, like, way better than North Dakota rainbows." - Emily Johnson

"Sing Hello Song at 3:53!" - Nick

"Do you want to stand outside the door and tell me about your day while I poop?" - Emily Johnson

"I thought he was a machine, but then he was a person." - Pamela Robinson

"If a crocodile ate my neighbor, I would sue." - Katy Brotherton

Sunday, September 6th - Saturday, September 12th, 2009

"They don't think I have friends for real." - Katie Stall

"They speak Spanish." - Elisabeth McMenamy

"A circumcision party is no party at all." - Matt Dodd

"All the gay men I hang out with aren't Asian." - Kendra Evans

"Myholiness has been shot because of Krista's quote blog." - Emily Johnson

"I want to spit on Krista." - Anna

"Your bowels? Like, you go poop and they touch it?" - Amanda Wolfard

Sunday, August 30th - Saturday, September 5th, 2009

"We're gonna get sold into prostitution. This sucks." - Katy Brotherton

"What are those that you're wearing? They look like some sort of male undergarment." - Alexis Myers

"I have a butt problem. It hurts." - Cassidy Thompson

"I'm my dad's favorite?" - Danielle Juengel

"I find it to be similar to trying to call me a African-American bald man." - Christine Waldersen

"You can take your drugs with your instant breakfast float!" - Karin Hetsler

"Um, Krista, one day you will fall in love and get married and have a son and put his footprints on your back." - Emily Johnson

Sunday, August 23rd - Saturday, August 29th, 2009

"Some of those people are going to have kids, and she's going to die. That's the weird part." - Gabe Ingebrigtsen

"I've gotta poop and then tell Lily I'm home." - Emily Johnson

"Not this again! Your butt is driving me crazy!" - Joe

"Tell her, 'Come baaaaack!'" - Leslie

"Scare the junk out of her." - Zach Makawi

"There's college boys dancing in the hall behind you real awkwardly with leggings on." - Katie Stall

"I'm a goldfish." - Christine Waldersen

Sunday, August 16h - Saturday, August 22nd, 2009

"My dad is going to Heaven, that's all I know." - Jayce Maxwell

"We used to poke each other a lot, but that wasn't part of our fantasies." - Emily Johnson

"She's like so pretty she makes me wanna be Asian again." - Emily Johnson

"Emily, do you think this is God's way of telling you that your farm should...should die?" - Amanda Wolfard

"I'm a vindictive dream-whore." - Emily Johnson

"I have no idea what it feels like to be balding." - Hilarie McCoy

"Altitude makes all sorts of weird things happen to all sorts of weird...people." - Beth Parks