Sunday, November 30th - Saturday, December 6th, 2008

"There is a small minority of us that still know what I'm talking about." - Scott Maxwell

"It's like Larry-Boy, but a cactus, not a cucumber." - Tracey Carlin

"I told her you were here and we were all having a slumber party." - Derek Robinson

"What is birth control?" - Leslie

"In the IMDB facts it said that in Japanese Shimata means 'The one who made the wrong choice' or something like that." - Katie Stall

"The top part's fat, but the bottom's a baby." -Tarrah Ritchie

"Hi, I'm Elisabeth. I'm going to put toilet paper in your pants." - Elisabeth McMenamy

Sunday, November 23rd - Saturday, November 29th, 2008

"As long as he stays away from crack and you both keep your tongues inside your mouths, we'll be ok." - Kendra Evans

"Is she pregnant? Her boobs are so big!" - Amanda Wolfard

"Jake knows computers, too? He's like Superman!" - Amanda Wolfard

"You'll offend my people!" - Michael Yuen

"My dog, the puppy pornstar." - Tim Van Devender

"That's the 'ask Jesus into your heart' bench." - Christine Waldersen

"Penile jewelry is all the rage. It's everywhere!" - Michael Yuen

Sunday, November 16th - Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

"Wanna know how I learned to curl my hair? You Tube, check it out." - Danielle Juengel

"That's how I received love as a child - bread." - Amanda Wolfard

"...even the whole naked situation." - Alice Lee

"I might see Krista Maria Vista." - Leslie

"Pretty people get things that ugly people don't. " - Kendra Evans

"I love that they both have their hair pulled back...I remember the year they DIDN'T." - Stephanie Childs

"Kirk is very conscious of his colon." - Elisabeth McMenamy

Sunday, November 9th - Saturday, November 15th, 2008

"Wool would just be a real bummer to wear in the middle east." - Scott Maxwell

"That happens on my butt." -Amanda Wolfard

"I'll send him to the Korean war." - Leslie

"It just sucks, cause, like, God's in control." - Christine Waldersen

"Kudos, Lean Pockets. You created a beautiful thing." - Kendra Evans

"You can still be a father and save the world. It's not a big deal." - Amanda Wolfard

"You're gonna wear jerseys, and I'm gonna wear some kind of robe." - Cassidy Thompson

Sunday, November 2nd - Saturday, November 8th, 2008

"They'll be out a ring-bearer bearer and a ring-bearer too." - Tracey Carlin

"I haven't sinned in like 3 weeks." - Elisabeth McMenamy

"Goodbye Krista. Enjoy your musics and your songs." - Joe

"The boys like her cause she kisses them." - Karin Hetsler

"They won't even talk to girls, much less talk about parts they're not allowed to see." - Kendra Evans

"Babies can't have babies!" - Grace

"We should go to Vegas, so we can go to Vegas." - Kendra Evans

Sunday, October 26th - Saturday, November 1st, 2008

"Pam, go be random in there. Krista needs a quote." - Kendra Evans

"One time a kid at the hospital made fun of my pigeon feet. I wanted to hit him." - Amanda Wolfard

"I don't have to submit to you, pastor! I have free will going on." - Cameron Dodd

"I guess Leslie has a problem with pumpkin goo." - Leslie

"My beauty queen...you are to me...there's no such thing as no beauty queen." - Chantell

"He has a lot of time left ahead of him to become the Antichrist." - Emily Johnson

"Besides the rabies kid, I really like working with kids." - Katie Stall

Sunday, October 19th - Saturday, October 25th, 2008

"Guilty of hating church, not sleeping with your boyfriend." - Kendra Evans

"There are no Mexicans in San Diego." - Kirsten

"They're so like artsy, you know, that they're like out of their mind." - Amanda Wolfard

"Mr. Skeleton has a blister on his foot." - Leslie

"Oh shut your mouth, that is too far. I draw the line at corn, Krista." - Kendra Evans

"God lives in a silver box. I don't know why." - Stacy Stravitz

"Yes, you left your belly button cups here, and we will drink juice from them, and it will be the blood of Christ." - Cassidy Thompson