Sunday, January 4th - Saturday, January 10th, 2009

"I was distracted by her, because she's so pretty, and she's from Brazil, and I want to be her." - Amanda Wolfard

"I bet you didn't know you have a friend who is a rebel." - Danielle Juengel

"That'd be weird if she was a frog. She'd be a larger frog than normal." - Cameron Dodd

"Maybe fake weenies - tofu weenies?" - Danielle Juengel

"Thank you for being discombobulated with me." - Danielle Brooks

"They're kinda a mix between Popeye and penguins." - Katie Stall

"I'm not ready to be a mama yet. I just became a sotie!" - Samantha Sava

Sunday, December 28th, 2008 - Saturday, January 3rd, 2009

"Blah, blah, blah. Ok, not blah, blah, blah - life, I guess." - Christine Waldersen

"Omri dubbed Smed, 'a monster in the scripts; JG said, 'He killed it' and he intended that to be a good thing; and Dre wanted to do a backflip." - Jacob Hantla

"Jinx 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Now you have to hang out with me." - Kim Delnoce

"Is it cold in Tempe?" - girl from Scottsdale, riding Metro

"Fighting right is not just throwing produce." - Pamela Wiens

"Derek, you have hemorrhoids, but they're from God!" - Amanda Wolfard

"Stella slept with an underaged black man. I got a salad spinner." - Elisabeth McMenamy

Sunday, December 21st - Saturday, December 27th

"They're very thought-provoking, and I don't provoke thoughts." - Emily Shen

"She knocked the head off that reindeer again." - Karin Hetsler

"Is that really all I am, is a parking lot whore?" - Kendra Evans

"We used to watch them get slaughtered while we ate breakfast." - Pamela Wiens

"I learned how to make scrambled eggs for Dinah." - Karin Hetsler

"I call that my big fat Greek boob." - Danielle Brooks

"It's ok if you're not really into chest hair. It's one of the things I look for in my actors." - Derek Robinson

Sunday, December 14th - Saturday, December 20th

"I'm not in touch with young people...or people." - Emily Johnson

"And go antiquing? I don't know, it just sounds like something you would do if you drove that far." - Danielle Juengel

"There's butterflies in my face...eww...eww." - Timothy

"I like everything except African." - Leslie

"I can name 3: Brad, the guy from the place, and hug-boy." - Pamela Wiens

"Wasn't it the javelinas who killed Old Yeller?" - Katie Stall

"Sometimes I'm rebellious and I waddle all the way." - Anne Bennett

Sunday, December 7th - Saturday, December 13th, 2008

"It was on the lips. That was the only thing that was different about it." - Pamela Wiens

"He thought my sunglasses were cool. That's how I get all the fellas." - Kendra Evans

"Our car broke down, Matt brought home a donkey..." - Cameron Dodd

"It's like Asian sick-soup." - Pamela Wiens

"Bence will listen to Miley Cyrus..." - Katie Kolossa

"It's a lady... a shapely figure for a snow person." - Katie Stall

"Thanks for going in circles with me." - Alex Evjen

Sunday, November 30th - Saturday, December 6th, 2008

"There is a small minority of us that still know what I'm talking about." - Scott Maxwell

"It's like Larry-Boy, but a cactus, not a cucumber." - Tracey Carlin

"I told her you were here and we were all having a slumber party." - Derek Robinson

"What is birth control?" - Leslie

"In the IMDB facts it said that in Japanese Shimata means 'The one who made the wrong choice' or something like that." - Katie Stall

"The top part's fat, but the bottom's a baby." -Tarrah Ritchie

"Hi, I'm Elisabeth. I'm going to put toilet paper in your pants." - Elisabeth McMenamy

Sunday, November 23rd - Saturday, November 29th, 2008

"As long as he stays away from crack and you both keep your tongues inside your mouths, we'll be ok." - Kendra Evans

"Is she pregnant? Her boobs are so big!" - Amanda Wolfard

"Jake knows computers, too? He's like Superman!" - Amanda Wolfard

"You'll offend my people!" - Michael Yuen

"My dog, the puppy pornstar." - Tim Van Devender

"That's the 'ask Jesus into your heart' bench." - Christine Waldersen

"Penile jewelry is all the rage. It's everywhere!" - Michael Yuen