Sunday, August 9th - Saturday, August 15th, 2009

"I think that's a dental problem - no teeth." - Mikaela Bruce

"Something about you made kids wanna strip." - Emily Johnson

"It's just great when God tells us what to do!" - Cassidy Thompson

"You may be sleeping with her, but does she pick your nose?" - Emily Johnson

"I've been felt a lot over the last couple weeks." - Emily Johnson

"I'm pretty sure God's like intoxicating, but not in a secret place." - Emily Johnson

"There's just chromosomes flying all over the place!" - Tracey Carlin

Sunday, August 2nd - Saturday, August 8th, 2009

"And I met him, and I ate his pickle." - Emily Johnson

"I'm glad it's solved and we don't have to go to unsolved mysteries or something." - Danielle Juengel

"Speaking of first periods, why is there a picture of underwear that's pink with a splotch?" - Pamela Robinson

"This is my friend Krista. We're not lesbians, and we like uniwhales." - Danielle Juengel

"Don't go anywhere. Before long, we'll have them take off their clothes." - Amanda Wolfard

"Are you being attacked by a dog right now?" - Danielle Juengel

"Only God can tell if your husband will be green or orange." - Emily Johnson

Sunday, July 26th - Saturday, August 1st, 2009

"We can say we're confessing sin..." - Elisabeth McMenamy

"When you said corny, I was thinking, 'Roses are red, violets are blue..." - Danielle Juengel

"The little red line is Jesus." - Scott Demarest

"I'll be a glamour girl." - Leslie

"He's staying the night..." - Amanda Wolfard

"God is sovereign over your bladder." - Emily Johnson

"And the first stone is the stone of courage..." - Scott Maxwell

Sunday, July 19th - Saturday, July 25th, 2009

"I can't move to Romania. I'm going to be a Romanian slut." - Emily Johnson

"I like it - your sloshy music." - Emily Johnson

"That was like a, 'No, I really don't want you to, but yeah, cause I'm a Christian.'" - Kamille Abreu

"You're a jerk! I know..." - Kendra Evans

"Emily has to cancel her plans...with Emily?" - Kamille Abreu

"Does his name plus your name equal a prime number?" - Danielle Juengel

"You don't normally walk like a pirate?" - Garrett Shimata

Sunday, July 12th - Saturday, July 18th, 2009

"I want to unzip here and take out the cyst." - Emily Johnson

"Yesterday I saw a boy I was in love with 5 years ago and we recognized each other from afar." - Katie Stall

"No I didn't, but that will change the way I think of blueberries while I am eating them." - Danielle Juengel

"I didn't meet him. I just saw him and admired God's creation." - Emily Johnson

"Brown tiger, brown tiger!" - Amanda Wolfard

"I just can't borrow other people's nice things." - Katie Stall

"God is sovereign and men can nurse." - Elisabeth McMenamy

Sunday, July 5th - Saturday, July 11th, 2009

"Are you my husband? It's like, 'Are you my mother,' but, 'Are you my husband?'" - Emily Johnson

"Daddy Warbucks had killed all my friends." - Emily Johnson

"I spewed red gatorade in there." - Joe

"I'll tell my husband, 'It's ok if you don't like me. Krista does.'" - Emily Johnson

"I'm not a fan of worship...on Facebook. I'm not a Facebook fan of worship."- Emily Johnson

"Nothing says colonoscopy like a twisty straw." - Mikaela Bruce

"Krista, listen to me!!" - Connor Brake

Sunday, June 28th - Saturday, July 4th, 2009

"I want a red-haired kid with a hispanic name." - Emily Johnson

"Apparently my superego is all over the place." - Emily Johnson

"I had 3 kids, the same 3 kids I have now." - Scott Demarest

"When she's naked but behind a curtain." - Emily Johnson

"I feel weird aobut that - God's word on my butt." - Emily Johnson

"I'm so excited that I was your bridesmaid for the quote-of-the-day party." - Danielle Juengel

"If you mess with them, you'll end up in some of their food containers." - Dre Harris