Sunday, September 21st - Saturday, September 27th, 2008

"It is, and so is having Heaven on your butt." - Pamela Wiens

"I was in a really bad mood, and I took it out on my facebook status." - Christine Waldersen

"They're going to be surrounded by God's fire, so they'll be super safe, not like regular fire, which would burn up the city." - George Finnegan

"I was trying to send blood there or somethin..."- Kendra Evans

"You're doing beautifully with the clapping your hands." - Mac Powell

"24 is old enough to talk to women." - Elisabeth McMenamy

"Have a great summer!" - Chantell

Sunday, September 14th - Saturday, September 20th

"I don't think facebook friendship is pulling a Ruth. You're not exactly laying at his feet." - Elisabeth McMenamy

"Take the guard OFF of your heart." - Kendra Evans

"I didn't want Kim to be yelling a story about homeless people." - Cameron Dodd

"Enjoy your respectable sins. I know you already do." - Cassidy Thompson

"She says you owe her coffee. She's here on Monday." - Amanda Renteria

"Have you ever had a pilot tell you they're giving you the sexy eye?" -Amanda Keim

I'm legally handicapped, because I got married." - Cameron Dodd

Sunday, September 7th - Saturday, September 13th, 2008

"I knew it! You have college written all over you!" - Ruth Ann McKain

"The Kangaroo Finds a Treasure, by President Lincoln. Music by Princess Aurora." - Kirsten

"Once we're done being prideful and prejudiced..." - Pamela Wiens

"He has like part of her body. They're like family." - Amanda Wolfard

"I know the Mulberry Mush." - Celeste Gutierrez

"Give me a tambourine!" - Gilbert

"I'm not taking the lead in that situation. Someone much taller and blacker is." - Elisabeth McMenamy

Sunday, August 31st - Saturday, September 6th, 2008

"My alcohol tastes better than your heart." - Emily Johnson

"Unless some creepo tries to get you to talk about the Bible with him..." - Kendra Evans

"Can you fix this giant pimple in my ear?" - Kim Delnoce

"Aliens are never happy." - Casey

"It was one of the most awkward moments of my life...and I'm pretty awkward." - Lindsay Plocher

"I'm more worried about the Chinese, because I feel like I'm at a church full of spies." - Garrett Shimata

"I never said I would vote for Obama. I just like his wife; I think she's cute." - Christine Waldersen

Sunday, August 24th - Saturday, August 30th, 2008

"I didn't have to go to speech class and looked down on those who did." - Cassidy Thompson

"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful queen named Kirsten and a royalty horse named Krista." - Kirsten

"Get your ducks in a row, peacock!" - Leslie

"Maybe he thought if he threw it, he would knock the chrysalis out of it." - Kendra Evans

"Hi, Kim. I can smell your breath." - Kelsey Jones

"I don't believe that. I'm pretty sure I would like marijuana." - Kendra Evans

"Krista, I'm so bad at getting engaged." - Michelle Ford

Sunday, August 17th - Saturday, August 23rd

"Thank you guys so much for coming and giving birth to me." - Jim Lantz

"I don't want to jump for that ball - my butt cheek might fall out." - Kendall Iserman

"It's awkward? That's fine, I'm nodding!" - Cameron Dodd

"Don't worry, caterpillar. You're going to turn into a moth." - Casey

"What if you DIDN'T wake up to a brand new day?" - Tracey Carlin

"If it's a hicky, hide it. If it's not, wear it with pride and let people think that it is." - Elisabeth McMenamy

"K, what are you doing on the cup?" - Katie Stall

Sunday, August 10th - Saturday, August 16th, 2008

"It wasn't like a commercial for being a better person. That might have been cuter." - Kendra Evans

"It's the middle of the day, but there's a darkness coming off of you." - Garrett Shimata

"His teeth look really crowded, but he swims good." - Amanda Wolfard

"I don't want any sheep to harbor bitterness toward you." - Danielle Juengel

"Krista was a go-go dancer." - Mark Wiens

"They don't take good pictures. It's probably cause they're all poor." - Emily Johnson

"They love hugging." - Joe