June 2001

"Not my butt...it's unsinkable...like the Titanic." - Brent Bachelder

"Don't hit on my girlfriend. You're a dog! And, you're a girl!" - Brent Bachelder

"I'm only a half-sister!" - Suzi Shedden

"You don't have a wiener in your pants, Tyler?" - Brent Bachelder

"You're better than a wiener." - Brent Bachelder

"Are you happy Brent's gone?" - Joel Lindstrom

"I'll keep in touch." - Karin Hetsler

"Krista can be stationary, and Jen can move." - Alyssa Shangraw

"Could have been worse. You could have substituted 'girl' for 'worl.'" - Amanda Keim

"It's not Monte..." - Brent Bachelder

"Brent, are those your boxers on the fan?" - Brent Bachelder

"Leave the pet names at home." - Christine Waldersen

"I always wanted to be a dolphin girl." - Christine Waldersen

"If you make a little love and you're doin a little dance, that's kinda weird, but if you do a little dance and make a little noise..." - Brent Bachelder

"Especially if he's elongated." - Brent Bachelder

"Lick your fingers." - Bart Evans

"I could go down with one of you guys." - Tyler Lindstrom

"I think I waved at him, too." - Christine Waldersen

"Your teacher's the only cool guy." - Brent Bachelder

"Have you used a toilet? No." - British lady

"We have a Chef-in-a-Box. How in the world could we fit him in the box? It's mind-boggling." - Trudy

"I didn't sign that book." - Jamie Dibbens

"If by hot sex you mean hot chocolate, then yes." - Arizona Ambassador

"Krista, are we on a boat that just went by the Eiffel tower?" - Christine Waldersen

"Your boob size doesn't change all the time." - Blake Smith

"He's just making up stories to hide his homosexuality." - Christine Waldersen

"Onward, hos!"- Katherine Jennings

"I was going to say, 'screw all those guys,' but don't." - Christine Waldersen

"Guttentag, Lichtensteinian ladybug!" - Katherine Jennings

"I had three virgins and five cokes in one day." - Blake Smith

May 2001

"Jump out of the car!" - Megan Jeffery

"You like my seductive pose?" - Zach Earhart

"I haven't grabbed many people's chests." - Kevin Northrup

"If only we could get rid of Anderson..." - Mr. Cash

"God is watching you."- Steve Hetsler

"Let's take this thing that comes out of a chicken's butt, crack it, fry it, and eat it." - Tyler Lindstrom

"Did I see you kissing a boy on the dance floor?" - Bart Evans

"She wouldn't get up, she'd fluff up." - Brent Bachelder

"They have guy hooters?"- Christine Waldersen

"Just as long as you don't sleep with him, good job!" - Tim Klingler

"Uh, we're not coming back..." - Julia Scinto

"It's not even a brake, it's just an emergency." - Brent Bachelder

"Too lazy to put out?" - Tara Donovan

"Sell your body if it's any good." - Ed Eberle

"We're altering bullshit." - Amanda Keim

"Come, her is the funeral." - Lucia Idarraga

"She's in, I like her outfit." - Julia Tilley

"Tyler put shit on the ceiling." - Jen Bachelder

"He's the closest thing with a dick." - Alyssa Shangraw

"I don't like lesbian leg-touching and I don't like hair." - Christine Waldersen

"What the twat, Kevin?" - Alyssa Shangraw

"Girls are evil." - note in English

"I can't add, and I only have ten fingers and eight toes." - April Christiansen

"She was too busy worrying about the chalk." - Christine Waldersen

"How did you jump on him and suck him?" - Alyssa Shangraw

"Officially..." - Joel Lindstrom

"woo woo woo woo" - Jeremiah Lipsey

"Soccer players have to kick everything." - Christine Waldersen

"I want Blake...wait a minute...I want Blake to come...wait a minute..." - Alyssa Shangraw

August 2000

"It's a vicious cycle." - Karin Hetsler

"It looks like Happy's neck!" - Karin Hetsler

"I'm breaking up with Trey, the man-whore!" - Lindsey Gamard

"Can I rub myself?" - Megan Jeffery

"I don't want to put my mouth on your noodle. Is that ok?" - Christine Waldersen

"Is she a whore, too, then?" - Lindsey Gamard

"Good for you, drunk!" - Tyler Lindstrom

"It was a nice bee." - Karin Hetsler

"They're both in band, but they're cool." - Amanda Keim

"You babysat Trey?" - Lindsey Gamard

"Did she die?" - Grant Fishburn

"...advances toward his nuts..." - Joel Lindstrom

"Go God! Don't smoke weed!" - Brent Bachelder

"Why is there a jock in the choir room?" - Lindsey Gamard

"John Berzins has a little...thing?" - Megan Jeffery

"But the bookstore lady has a boat to pay for." - Ed Eberle

"But you have feeders." - Caleb Foreman

"I don't have one." - Olga Perez

"Oh God, the spandex!" - Tara

"...and Krista got hit by a car..." - Jessie Smith

"I don't even know this guy!" - Nicole Butler

"I like to wear women's underwear." - Jason Tourville

"I can't even ride myself!" - Christine Waldersen

"He said the same thing about me last year." - Justin Danielson

"We're on a double date." - Amanda Keim

"Why is she bald?" - Alyssa Shangraw

"I am married...to a woman." - Gavin Rittenhouse

"Cause she's a bitch!" - Amanda Keim

"I'm gonna get myself a woman." - Chris McAdams

"I'll put in a good word for you with Fernando." - Brian Waldersen

"It would work a lot better if you shot her." - April Christiansen

July 2000

"Shake it, Tweety!" - Tara

"That beer looks really good." - Megan Jeffery

"I'd hit on him if her was a him." - Megan Jeffery

"I'm going to thrust my torpedo at her." - Phil McKee

"Do you have any men's clothing?" - Amanda Keim

"Can you see my hand like plummeting?" - April Christiansen

"My butt does not make that noise on its own." - Darci Earhart

"Now she's a dying donkey." - Stephanie Childs

"I dish it out in spoonfuls." - Stephanie Childs

"I can control my penis." - Brent Bachelder

"She's the three stooges in one." - Stephanie Childs

"Maybe we're both going through menopause." - Stephanie Childs

"Flushable feminine wipes - Ding, ding!" - Christine Waldersen

"Let's not push red buttons." - Tyler Lindstrom

"Sean fucking ass Johnson...is his mom in here?" - Jamie Morgan

"I would eat you whether you wanted me to or not." - Brent Bachelder

"Is that you?" - Stephanie Childs

"Is she permanently attached to this monkey?" - Heather Ashby

"Can you, like, talk to astronauts on this thing?" - Paul Cox

"Stifle, honey, stifle, stifle!" - Penny Kopp

"A watched bush never barks." - Karin Hetsler

"I have drunk neighbors, too. They live upstairs from me." - Megan Ingebrigtsen

"We picked a good time to leave." - Karin Hetsler

"Hi, little doggie. My horse wants to play with you." - man on horse

"The elk ate it." - Anna Hetsler

"Yup." - Anna Hetsler

"You'll be tested on it." - Kirsten Nisswandt

"How ridiculous can you get?" - Al Nisswandt

"I'm David, that's Mark." - Jeanne Ingebrigtsen

"Tell them you're doing basket-weaving." - Al Nisswandt

"I know where everything is." - Steve Ingebrigtsen

June 2000

"Did a porsche throw up on you?" - Ross Geller

"Is Angel drunk?" - Mike Ruggierro

"Those things are fucking on her leg." - Sarah Shipley

"I was nakey!" -Stephanie Childs

"*pats you on the back**now apologizes*" -Stephanie Childs

"I had a headache, but I was happy." - Blake Smith

"Can you guess what my favorite fungus is?" - Christine Waldersen

"I had sex...with a girl!" - April Christiansen

"When is your skin coming back?" - Caleb Foreman

"Thanks, skin. You've made me proud." - Stephanie Childs

"Speak, woof! Speak, woof!" - Len Ingebrigtsen

"Silly, Krista, popcorn is for mooses." - Jared Klundt

"If you need me, I'll be in the sprinkler." - Matthew Ingebrigtsen

"Put on your Sunday best, kids, we're going for a hike!" - Stephanie Childs

"We tried to go to Wickenburg, but we couldn't find it." - April Christiansen

"I was looking deep into her eyes." - Megan Jeffery

"Shouldn't we let her out before we set the house on fire?" - Christine Waldersen

"Damn you people with daddies!" - April Christiansen

"Get your tongue away from her mouth!" - Tamra Ingebrigtsen

"I'll keep you updated." - Margie Ingebrigtsen

"I'm surprised you have any shirt left." - Karin Hetsler

"Little ones to Him belong, He is weak, but I am strong." - Margie Ingebrigtsen

"Why is there a penny in my orange juice?" - Karin Hetsler

"I'd want to be a slaughtered cow." - Brent Bachelder

"In God's name we play." - Tom Wick

"She's a Jewish Megan!" - Sarah Shipley

"Make sure to wear your tall shoes before you pick a fight." - Sarah Shipley

"I have a new freckle!" - Ashley Emmons

"It smells like a green packer!" - Grant Fishburn

"Are your pants wet yet?" - Sarah Shipley

Sunday, May 3rd - Saturday, May 9th, 2009

"I can't think of anything much worse than being Pamela Weins-dash-Robinson." - Pamela Robinson

"The tumor inside me gave me strength." - Kendra Evans

"I have this really sick like love for when it's parasites." - Kendra Evans

"The real question is, 'Why hasn't Bibleopoly been out since we moved in?" - Kendra Evans

"I want to have a girl so we can lay lots of babies." - James Kershaw

"I don't have like a spiritual boyfriend or girlfriend." - Ethan Rode

"Isaiah, just be 26, ok?" - Emily Johnson

Sunday, April 26th - Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

"I was worried about saying stuff...but since there's only four of us..." - guy at Romanian church

"Then we serve it with rice, and then we're happy." -Kendra Evans

"I hope I never see him ever again until he's ready to marry me." - Cassidy Thompson

"I messed with my music teacher Krista. I've been very briska!" - Casey

"Well I can't hang out tomorrow either. So there." - Emily Shen

"Hell yes I have a certain kind of friction." - Andrew Stravitz

"It makes me like, really glad I'm not a fish." - Amanda Wolfard