June 2001

"Not my butt...it's unsinkable...like the Titanic." - Brent Bachelder

"Don't hit on my girlfriend. You're a dog! And, you're a girl!" - Brent Bachelder

"I'm only a half-sister!" - Suzi Shedden

"You don't have a wiener in your pants, Tyler?" - Brent Bachelder

"You're better than a wiener." - Brent Bachelder

"Are you happy Brent's gone?" - Joel Lindstrom

"I'll keep in touch." - Karin Hetsler

"Krista can be stationary, and Jen can move." - Alyssa Shangraw

"Could have been worse. You could have substituted 'girl' for 'worl.'" - Amanda Keim

"It's not Monte..." - Brent Bachelder

"Brent, are those your boxers on the fan?" - Brent Bachelder

"Leave the pet names at home." - Christine Waldersen

"I always wanted to be a dolphin girl." - Christine Waldersen

"If you make a little love and you're doin a little dance, that's kinda weird, but if you do a little dance and make a little noise..." - Brent Bachelder

"Especially if he's elongated." - Brent Bachelder

"Lick your fingers." - Bart Evans

"I could go down with one of you guys." - Tyler Lindstrom

"I think I waved at him, too." - Christine Waldersen

"Your teacher's the only cool guy." - Brent Bachelder

"Have you used a toilet? No." - British lady

"We have a Chef-in-a-Box. How in the world could we fit him in the box? It's mind-boggling." - Trudy

"I didn't sign that book." - Jamie Dibbens

"If by hot sex you mean hot chocolate, then yes." - Arizona Ambassador

"Krista, are we on a boat that just went by the Eiffel tower?" - Christine Waldersen

"Your boob size doesn't change all the time." - Blake Smith

"He's just making up stories to hide his homosexuality." - Christine Waldersen

"Onward, hos!"- Katherine Jennings

"I was going to say, 'screw all those guys,' but don't." - Christine Waldersen

"Guttentag, Lichtensteinian ladybug!" - Katherine Jennings

"I had three virgins and five cokes in one day." - Blake Smith