Sunday, March 23rd - Saturday, March 29th

"Why is erotica right next to recovery?" - Tracey Carlin

"No, you don't even know! I got the tongues last night!" - Kristin Julian

"And sin was RAMPANT!" - Rebecca Evans

"And I said, 'Where'd you learn to kiss? From a seal?' He said, 'no.'" - Leslie

"And we can live together..." - Razvan Dobre

"There's nothing wrong with saying you want to work on your Romanian, and you can check for a wedding ring later." - Amanda Keim

"We were a safe haven for all the fake religious people." - Christine Waldersen

Sunday, March 16th - Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

"I wasn't anywhere near a camera at that point." - Tim Van Devender

"Happy St. Patricks Day! You're a whore!" - Kendra Evans

"I'm the man who sat on the blanket." - Jeremy Evans

"Do all my work, and talk a lot, and go crazy." -Leslie

"She's the crazy one, and we're seeing things." - Carol Small

"My skin is not stinky." - Kirsten

"Nothing says 'I love you' like knives." - Amanda Wolfard

Sunday, March 9th - Saturday, March 15, 2008

"A raunchy chai, please." - Kendra Evans

"I seem like a normal person until you read Krista's quotes-of-the-day." - Pamela Wiens

"I was just looking at you and thinking - not about you, about everything different." - Amanda Wolfard

"You guys are kind of like my Christmas tree." - Pamela Wiens

"Alright, Pamela, I'm going to let you go. It was nice talking to you. How's your love life?" - Mearle Wiens

"Give my regards to Broadway...and Anna and Tim." - Tracey Carlin

"Kendra loves it when Emily speaks in third person." - Kendra Evans

Sunday, March 2nd - Saturday, March 8, 2008

"I hope we don't all have to go naked. That would be awkward." - Christine Waldersen

"Talking about poop is fun." - Amanda Wolfard

"My cousin is engaged, and I found out on facebook. It's ok, she's just a second cousin." - Katie Stall

"Sticks, stones, words, hurt, but they don't bite like roosters do." - Leslie

"Krista, that's enough." - Grace

"'Pamela, Pamela, do you have boyfriend?' 'Yes, Popo, and he's big and black.'" -Kendra Evans

"He tries to suckle every part of my skin as well. If anything, he's bi." - Amanda Keim

Sunday, February 24th - Saturday, March 1st, 2008

"I know they'll jump all over you...spiritually." - Amanda Wolfard

"You are pretty creepy. You give me the chilly-willies." - Katie Stall

"I hope I'm not a creepy man." - Pamela Wiens

"Your fallopian tubes hurt? Do they, Pam?" - Kendra Evans

"I'm just saying I'm too good for you!" - Chantell

"He was creepy in a nice way. I mean, he was nice in a creepy way." - Kendra Evans

"My room is really messy cause I love it." - Chloe Brake

Sunday, February 17th - Saturday, February 23rd, 2008

"Say, 'I want to go to the zoo....'" - Logan Parks

"Not many husbands cuddle like I cuddle. I'm so great." - Jeremy Foster

"If you ever see me eating another pizookie, please kill me." - Amanda Wolfard

"I heart your decision to eat spinach once in awhile." - Pamela Wiens

"If you were in Pam's and my place right then, you would have been really confused and judgmental, too." - Kendra Evans

"You don't look like Derek..." - Andrew Stravitz

"I didn't find the party tonight, but I did find the retirement community." - Katie Stall

April 2001

Brent Bachelder
"Shut your hole and eat my omellete."
Tim Klingler
"Dag mabbit."
Mr. Cash
"I got some information on Belize."
April Christiansen
"I don't like having a penis on my eraser."
Christine Waldersen
"Katie's boyfriend just walked by and she didn't even say hi."
Christine Waldersen
"Oh, so you're just a ho."
Jessie Smith
"Not uno, not dos, not tres, but ocho mexicanos!"
April Christiansen
"They all work at Mimi's, it's a breeding ground."
Christine Waldersen
"The flying Mexicans, that's what it shall be called."
Tara
"If war breaks out, we can just send the guys to Hawaii and have them marry their best friends. They don't allow gays in the military."
Lindsey Gamard
"I'm attaching my sausage to my backpack, so that no one mistakes my sausage for theirs."
Brent Bachelder
"Did we just turn Jewish?"
Megan Jeffery
"Hey, my prom dress is really easy to take off. Maybe you should ask me."
Judy Keim
"Careful, Amanda. It's brand new and really sharp."
Debbie Bachelder
"Welcome to the family."
Heather Ashby
"I’m half-dressed, Mom. Be positive!"
Jonny Harrop
"He calls me a whore ,too."
Ted Bachelder
"You ate my star."
Lindsey Gamard
"Hi, we're gay bike-riding Mexicans."
NoNo Go
"I thought he was making out…all I saw were legs!"
Bart Evans
"It wasn't Ben!"
Brent Bachelder
"I could go play with myself."
Lucia Idarraga
"Cuantos novios tiene?"
April Christiansen
"It must be what God wants. Maybe I'd have a kid."
Ralph Crabtree
"Three minus one is…"
Lynh Bui
"Girls don't like dirty boys. Girls like boys that take baths."
Gail Hahn
"Hand check!"
Brent Bachelder
"Your breasts are inspiring."
Joel Lindstrom
"The color sticks out, not the boobs."
April Christiansen
"Megan and Christine end up pregnant, and it's your fault."