April 2001

Brent Bachelder
"Shut your hole and eat my omellete."
Tim Klingler
"Dag mabbit."
Mr. Cash
"I got some information on Belize."
April Christiansen
"I don't like having a penis on my eraser."
Christine Waldersen
"Katie's boyfriend just walked by and she didn't even say hi."
Christine Waldersen
"Oh, so you're just a ho."
Jessie Smith
"Not uno, not dos, not tres, but ocho mexicanos!"
April Christiansen
"They all work at Mimi's, it's a breeding ground."
Christine Waldersen
"The flying Mexicans, that's what it shall be called."
Tara
"If war breaks out, we can just send the guys to Hawaii and have them marry their best friends. They don't allow gays in the military."
Lindsey Gamard
"I'm attaching my sausage to my backpack, so that no one mistakes my sausage for theirs."
Brent Bachelder
"Did we just turn Jewish?"
Megan Jeffery
"Hey, my prom dress is really easy to take off. Maybe you should ask me."
Judy Keim
"Careful, Amanda. It's brand new and really sharp."
Debbie Bachelder
"Welcome to the family."
Heather Ashby
"I’m half-dressed, Mom. Be positive!"
Jonny Harrop
"He calls me a whore ,too."
Ted Bachelder
"You ate my star."
Lindsey Gamard
"Hi, we're gay bike-riding Mexicans."
NoNo Go
"I thought he was making out…all I saw were legs!"
Bart Evans
"It wasn't Ben!"
Brent Bachelder
"I could go play with myself."
Lucia Idarraga
"Cuantos novios tiene?"
April Christiansen
"It must be what God wants. Maybe I'd have a kid."
Ralph Crabtree
"Three minus one is…"
Lynh Bui
"Girls don't like dirty boys. Girls like boys that take baths."
Gail Hahn
"Hand check!"
Brent Bachelder
"Your breasts are inspiring."
Joel Lindstrom
"The color sticks out, not the boobs."
April Christiansen
"Megan and Christine end up pregnant, and it's your fault."