Sunday, April 20th - Saturday, April 26th, 2008

"Leave room for the Holy Spirit, and the Holy Spirit's a chunker." - Kendra Evans

"I had to be single from Mike Jenks before I could be in a relationship with Michael Jenks." - Leah Koch

"Then he asked if I had a prostate." - Cassidy Thompson

"She's still getting real with Derek." - Kendra Evans

"You have such an easy life. You never had to write a report on Ben Franklin." - Jasmine

"I guess she assumed we were at home - you know, not out on the streets with a popsicle." - Pamela Wiens

"Your poo poo I think already went to bed, because it's not coming out." - Shantal Brake

Sunday, April 13th - Saturday, April 19th, 2008

"I'll also be on top of the world, by the way." - Cassidy Thompson

"What was that owl's name in Winnie the Pooh?" - Hannah Kunkle

"I know lots of people have poked me; I just don't know what it means." - Jacob Hantla

"You just gotta experiment with your arms." - Amanda Wolfard

"Maybe you should give up on being a music therapist." - Chantell

"My lack of hair growth led me to Jesus." - Elisabeth McMenamy

"I wanna whisper sweet funny nothings into your ear." -Becky Sitton

Sunday, April 6th - Saturday, April 12th, 2008

"And I am Razvan crazy?" - Razvan Dobre

"It was my dream for a very long time to answer the phone in the kitchen at St. Matthew." - Christine Waldersen

"How IS your space?" - Karin Hetsler

"I maybe should only eat purple goldfish once a day." - Pamela Wiens

"I'd just tell Derek to get over it - find some new nuts that he likes." - Amanda Wolfard

"It's scratched." - Anna

"I want to say a lizard, but I don't think she would crucify her pet." - Emily Johnson

Sunday, March 30th - Saturday, April 5, 2008

"I'm excited about your dreams. I don't mean your aspirations. I mean your dreams. I'm excited about your aspirations, too; don't get me wrong." - Danielle Juengel

"I'm afraid...death just walked in." - Katie Stall

"I have abnormally large thighs for a man...for a human." - Derek Robinson

"I would call him Percy instead." - Leslie

"I was going to take a shower, but then I remembered the child life gadget." - Pamela Wiens

"We had a chicken named Gus, and Lee killed him behind my back." - Matt Schraeder

"I forgot to pray for your Romanian gangster man." - Alex Evjen

Sunday, March 23rd - Saturday, March 29th

"Why is erotica right next to recovery?" - Tracey Carlin

"No, you don't even know! I got the tongues last night!" - Kristin Julian

"And sin was RAMPANT!" - Rebecca Evans

"And I said, 'Where'd you learn to kiss? From a seal?' He said, 'no.'" - Leslie

"And we can live together..." - Razvan Dobre

"There's nothing wrong with saying you want to work on your Romanian, and you can check for a wedding ring later." - Amanda Keim

"We were a safe haven for all the fake religious people." - Christine Waldersen

Sunday, March 16th - Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

"I wasn't anywhere near a camera at that point." - Tim Van Devender

"Happy St. Patricks Day! You're a whore!" - Kendra Evans

"I'm the man who sat on the blanket." - Jeremy Evans

"Do all my work, and talk a lot, and go crazy." -Leslie

"She's the crazy one, and we're seeing things." - Carol Small

"My skin is not stinky." - Kirsten

"Nothing says 'I love you' like knives." - Amanda Wolfard

Sunday, March 9th - Saturday, March 15, 2008

"A raunchy chai, please." - Kendra Evans

"I seem like a normal person until you read Krista's quotes-of-the-day." - Pamela Wiens

"I was just looking at you and thinking - not about you, about everything different." - Amanda Wolfard

"You guys are kind of like my Christmas tree." - Pamela Wiens

"Alright, Pamela, I'm going to let you go. It was nice talking to you. How's your love life?" - Mearle Wiens

"Give my regards to Broadway...and Anna and Tim." - Tracey Carlin

"Kendra loves it when Emily speaks in third person." - Kendra Evans