Sunday, October 12th - Saturday, October 18th

"I don't really want to smell this place up, especially if I am not supposed to wear earrings." - Emily Johnson

"You have to take your shirt off..."- Kirsten

"When you end it with, 'I have cold sores,' it just doesn't seem like, you know, an appropriate altar call." - Cameron Dodd

"Your brain is confused." - Leslie

"Sweet, consider yourself judged, loser." - Lee Thompson

"But somehow when I'm at work my teeth get infinitely more funky." - Rebecca Evans

"I whacked your bottom, because it was right there." - Karin Hetsler

Sunday, October 5th - Saturday, October 11th, 2008

"I have a date that Saturday in the afternoon. He's a Mormon; he can't go out at night." - Derek Robinson

"I googled myself, but I did NOT google Kendra Evans pornstar." - Kendra Evans

"I think that Katy said this during the introduction. What did you say?" - Matt Dodd

"Eww Derek poop, that's probably gonna smell. That's a whole lot of man to be pooping." - Amanda Wolfard

"Sorry he'll blame you for failing. Sorry you will be excommunicated." - Cassidy Thompson

"You know my hand?" - Danielle Juengel

"Jack had diarrhea and so did I." - Hannah McCoy

Sunday, September 28th - Saturday, October 4th, 2008

"Pam, you're really small. Let's throw YOU." - Pamela Wiens

"Uncle have hair? Mine no." - Kassandra

"You should find a goat and bond with it." - Cameron Dodd

"You're a hairy bunch." - Bert Alexander

"I always say that the very first thing - well, after I bow before the Lord and worship Him - is to hug a tiger." - Kendra Evans

"We say, 'goodnight, I love you,' and then I turn red, and then I go to bed." - Pamela Wiens

"Something's got to go, and it's not going to be the sandpit." - Emily Johnson

Sunday, September 21st - Saturday, September 27th, 2008

"It is, and so is having Heaven on your butt." - Pamela Wiens

"I was in a really bad mood, and I took it out on my facebook status." - Christine Waldersen

"They're going to be surrounded by God's fire, so they'll be super safe, not like regular fire, which would burn up the city." - George Finnegan

"I was trying to send blood there or somethin..."- Kendra Evans

"You're doing beautifully with the clapping your hands." - Mac Powell

"24 is old enough to talk to women." - Elisabeth McMenamy

"Have a great summer!" - Chantell

Sunday, September 14th - Saturday, September 20th

"I don't think facebook friendship is pulling a Ruth. You're not exactly laying at his feet." - Elisabeth McMenamy

"Take the guard OFF of your heart." - Kendra Evans

"I didn't want Kim to be yelling a story about homeless people." - Cameron Dodd

"Enjoy your respectable sins. I know you already do." - Cassidy Thompson

"She says you owe her coffee. She's here on Monday." - Amanda Renteria

"Have you ever had a pilot tell you they're giving you the sexy eye?" -Amanda Keim

I'm legally handicapped, because I got married." - Cameron Dodd

Sunday, September 7th - Saturday, September 13th, 2008

"I knew it! You have college written all over you!" - Ruth Ann McKain

"The Kangaroo Finds a Treasure, by President Lincoln. Music by Princess Aurora." - Kirsten

"Once we're done being prideful and prejudiced..." - Pamela Wiens

"He has like part of her body. They're like family." - Amanda Wolfard

"I know the Mulberry Mush." - Celeste Gutierrez

"Give me a tambourine!" - Gilbert

"I'm not taking the lead in that situation. Someone much taller and blacker is." - Elisabeth McMenamy

Sunday, August 31st - Saturday, September 6th, 2008

"My alcohol tastes better than your heart." - Emily Johnson

"Unless some creepo tries to get you to talk about the Bible with him..." - Kendra Evans

"Can you fix this giant pimple in my ear?" - Kim Delnoce

"Aliens are never happy." - Casey

"It was one of the most awkward moments of my life...and I'm pretty awkward." - Lindsay Plocher

"I'm more worried about the Chinese, because I feel like I'm at a church full of spies." - Garrett Shimata

"I never said I would vote for Obama. I just like his wife; I think she's cute." - Christine Waldersen