Sunday, May 31, 2009

July 2001

"Here, Christine. You can take the stick in the shower with you." - Katherine Jennings

"I always wanted to sleep with my boyfriend's dad." - Katherine Jennings

"You made out in Mr. Evans' car?" - Megan Warner

"Is this Brent's girlfriend?" - Karin Hetsler

"I am going to make a U-turn!"- Suzanne Shedden

"Megan and I make everything sexual." - Alyssa Shangraw

"It's like a screwed-up butt crack." - Blake Woods

"He's our friend." - Suzi Shedden

"If you're having sex, then you're probably going commando." - Brent Bachelder

"You wouldn't have to tell a girl you liked her - she would just know!" - Brent Bachelder

"My shoe is pink!" - Joel Lindstrom

"How is it, Suzi? Is Brent a good kisser?" - Alyssa Shangraw

"I'm having a brain freeze." - Karin Hetsler

"Porcupines urinate on each other before having sex...to soften the quills." - Steve Hetsler

"Thanks for the concert." - Steve Hetsler

"He went to change. He'll come back a new man." - Karin Hetsler

"Happy's a one-family dog. I mean, a one-dog-family...dog." - Karin Hetsler

"This is your dad's favorite song." - Karin Hetsler

"I was making out with this girl, and her dog ate my shoe." - Brent Bachelder

"Alyssa, stop touching Brent's titty." - Brenda Johnson

"Nobody should date until they're 22." - Alyssa Shangraw

"Mine was my body." - Matt Dregley

"He's oblivious to everything and his ass." - Suzi Shedden

"Come in the bed with us, Alyssa." - Suzi Shedden

"Who's the penis in between us?" - Sean Johnson

"You tooted on my plants?" - April Christiansen

"That's so cute!" - girl at Borders

"Before, it was just rumors." - Jonathan

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