Sunday, May 10th - Saturday, May 16th, 2009

"I'm consistently funny and consistently mad at Kendra." - Christine Waldersen

"I feel like all she learned from me is that I like to go shopping." - Emily Johnson

"Don't hit Krista. Never hit her." - Timothy

"I miss having a non-depressive, suicidal pet." - Kendra Evans

"Cars around here don't not try to kill you." - Anne Bennett

"I was a chunker." - Katie Stall

"I married a king. He picked me from his harem. I was flattered." - Katy Brotherton