Summer 1999

Disclaimer: These are the first quotes I ever collected, and I've noticed many things:

1) My friends were not as funny in 1999 as they are today
2) I apparently thought many things were funny that actually were not in 1999
3) I am very glad I no longer give myself quote-of-the-day. If my friends were not funny in 1999, I was even less so. I'm pretty embarassed to even include these quotes now, but it's only fair since I embarass everyone else

Many quote-of-the-day rules were different in 1999. I gave myself quotes, I gave tv characters quotes, I quoted written things like movie tickets apparently. Also, it wasn't exactly quote-of-the-DAY but as many quotes as I had journal pages. That's why this entry is just summer instead of a specific month, cause they're not dated. Let's all just take a moment and be glad that quote-of-the-day has matured over time. Okay, onto the quotes:


Danielle Jeffery
"It's for…Christian luck!"
Notting Hill
"Beautiful isn't beautiful without a violin-playing goat."
Jeff
"To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!"
Stephanie Childs
"I've got a key, I've got a key. I've got a key, hey hey, hey hey!"
Krista Hetsler
"Did you ever know that you're my hero?"
Darci Earhart
"God, I was hot!"
Becky Kerr
"We just slept."
James Downin
"Hello, my name is Simon, and I like to do drawings."
Darci Earhart
"Someday I'll learn to check the stalls!"
Jamie Morgan
"Darci, I can't wait til you have a crush."
Danielle Jeffery
"I'm Jim!"
Christine Waldersen
"I love you! You complete me!"
Stephanie Childs
"Head-First Street!"
Megan Jeffery
"Did I talk in my sleep last night?"
Jessie Smith
"With jetskis, you have to sit on them."
Matt Harrison
"That's NAU. That's Flagstaff's college."
Brent Bachelder
"So, who likes those popcorn jellybeans?"
April Christiansen
"Excuse me, do you carry any A bras?"
April Christiansen
"Comfortable or uncomfortable?"
Stephanie Childs
"We were going so fast they couldn't read the license plate."
Danielle Jeffery
"I got a different aspect of Johnny's."
Karin Hetsler
"Do you carry pitchforks?'
Tara Donovan
"You touched the…you hit the…!"
Joey Tribiani
"So be an adult and come watch tv with me in the fort!"
Megan Jeffery
"Well, I heard Brian doesn't have a a good jewel anyway."
Brent Bachelder
"Bangladesh!"
Jessie Smith
"The hamsters came down and conquered New Hampshire!"
Tiffany Phipps
"Brent is an f-a-g."
Krista Hetsler
"When one of us gets struck by lightning, we'll get out."
Karin Hetsler
"Talk to the baby."
Christine Waldersen
"Sure, hits from the bong. Good cover-up."
Christine Waldersen
"Darci would kill us if we invite Krista."
Karin Hetsler
"Obviously, there's a breast."
Krista Hetsler
"They had those Dateline hookers on tv."
Todd Lindquist
"My mother."
Jamie Morgan
"What are you thinking right now?"
Christine Waldersen
"Amba Uice."
Wendy Slijk
"I was born to be a rattlesnake."
Krista Hetsler
"You just wait."
Krista Hetsler
"Bufflehead and Whitey-boy."
Nicole Vasquez
"Doggies - out the door!"
Megan Jeffery
"Porn Star!"
Rob Jones
"If you put some ice cream on that spoon, it might taste better."
Paul Cox
"Is he still speaking English?"
Maegan Clark
"Have you seen my mommy?"
Grant Fishburn
"Why did I do that?"
Krista Hetsler
"I guess that one does kind of lead to that one."
Linda Christiansen
"You're never riding with Krista again!"
April Christiansen
"I was peeling a carrot, and it was just so relaxing!"
Linda
"Joel, do you know him? Is he good?"
Krista Hetsler
"Alyssa, where are you going?"
Christine Waldersen
"Are you sad that it's coming to a sudden end?"
Tara Donovan
"Are you still afraid of 'them?'"
Tara Donovan
"You got with your brother?"
local Tennessee person
"It's hard to squat and tinkle at the same time."
Tiffany Phipps
"No sex in the champagne room."
Sara Kerr
"He stood you up?"
Darci Earhart
"Hide the fucking hat."
Bethany Lindstrom
"Is this the 'buddy connection?'"
Krista Hetsler
"Could you repeat what you just said?"
Krista Hetsler
"Oh, shit…literally."
Tiffany Phipps
"Definitely a choir guy."
Stephanie Childs
"Fine, we'll go break some windows."
Tara Donovan
"I could feel the pain."
Krista Hetsler
"If God was calling, the line was busy with Becky."
Dr. Demento
"It's life, Jim, but not as we know it."
Tiffany Phipps
"I have soda pop all over me."
Stephanie Childs
"St. Matthew P.G.s rule!"
Tiffany Phipps
"These people can't sightread…sorry."
Tiffany Phipps
"For one thing, we broke up."
Sara Kerr
"Would you still be friends with me if I walked around like this?"
Alyssa Shangraw
"Toilet paper works better."
Amanda Keim
"I could have killed him. Even with that song, you could hear the vibrato in his voice."
Karin Hetsler
"Happy, get down."
Anna Hetsler
"It doesn't get you wet."
Karin Hetsler
"Go popo."
Steve Hetsler
"Do you guys have the car keys?"
Steve Hetsler
"I don't know if I died it."
Amanda Keim
"Fountain, cross-spa…"
Krista Hetsler
"I barked!"
Eage
"Go fart."
Alyssa Shangraw
"Walk much?"
Megan Jeffery
"How is it?"
Amanda Keim
"You could do it. She did it."
Krista Hetsler
"That's inspirational."
Katie Bohlander
"The reason I’m still living in the dorm is because I'm a lesbian."
Kevin Taussig
"My parents stopped caring when I was 12."
Christine Waldersen
"They say Candace doesn't know how to click anymore."
Ryan Keller
"It's like, 'o-tay.'"
April Christiansen
"I want more books."
Bart Evans
"Don't do anything dohm."
Krista Hetsler
"Eat the cookie!"
Todd Lindquist
"So did you hear the rumor?"
Megan Jeffery
"Fine, I"ll go visit the toilet alone!"
Christine Waldersen
I've been healed."
Christine Waldersen, Stephanie Childs
"It hurts to be beautiful."
Wendy Glenn
"…dude…cause he was a surfer."
Elisa Phelps
"I love B.S."
Amanda Keim
"You went out with Trey."
Brent Bachelder
"Good luck on your triet."
Mr. Murphy
"Hey, orchestra people - Wang, etc!"
Jan Ehrhardt
"Amanda's on time!"