November 2006

Laura
"When you're old, you can stick your butt in young men's faces."
Amanda Ruddy
"What's the one in D-A?"
Amanda Ruddy
"This is what Sam hears."
Amanda Ruddy
"We don't want to die in music."
Lindsay Plocher
"If it was Amanda's fly, it would probably say, 'what the fuck?'"
Amanda Ruddy
"And that's how Bekah stops."
Stacey Hensel
"We bonded over nuts…"
Conio Loretto
"Nerdy, nerdy, look who's thirty."
Amanda Ruddy
"I need a valium."
Lindsay Plocher
"I have a fully tank of gas, and I'm feeling pretty powerful about it."
NYC tour guide
"Now you know what is my motivation for coming to work."
Danielle Juengel
"But I won!"
Dave?
"George Washington slept around like you wouldn't believe."
Amanda Ruddy
"Why is he so cute? He's such an ass."
Amanda Ruddy
"For fuck's sake…"
Amanda Ruddy
"No coolies in music."
Lindsay Plocher
"Did you just tell her to take off her bra?"
Amanda Ruddy
"I like balls and you like nuts."
police officer
"Do you have a dead deer in your car?"
Amanda Ruddy
"I'll ask Stacey tomorrow…if she wants to suck my cock."
Amanda Ruddy
"I'd wipe my ass with Jamel's goal."
Laura
"Do you want to do yoga, or should we go home?"
girl on bus
"Can you smell Dante?"
Robbie Craig
"I feel like that man just took part of my soul."
Karin Hetsler
"Go to bed - no, you don't have to."
Ron Mahany
"A large percentage of these kids are ours."
Amanda Ruddy
"The people who sent Louis Armstrong to the moon…"
Lindsay Plocher
"How do I relax my genitalia?"
Vasi Ciobanu
"It sounds slightly awkward in Romanian, but it will have to do."
Amanda Ruddy
"I'm going to poo my pants one day and think about you guys."