March 2001

Brent Bachelder
"That's my uncle."
Brent Bachelder
"Megan gets candy, and Krista gets Lucky."
Brent Bachelder
"I don't have to pee anymore."
Jen Bachelder
"Think of me."
Nikki Best
"It makes a hell of a…"
Tyler Lindstrom
"Eat the screw…if you ever want to come back to Youth Council again…"
Jamie Morgan
"I'm so proud of you guys."
Jen Bachelder
"At least we don't have a cow anymore."
Chi-Chi Hseih
"Could you clarify what you mean by 'first base?'"
Allison Johnson
"He'll wear the tops, and I'll wear the bottoms."
Megan Jeffery
"They're gonna turn into lesbians!"
Elisa Phelps
"He won't hit on you. He has a boyfriend!"
Stephanie Childs
"How is his dick doing?"
Brent Bachelder
"Sniff his butt. That's all you really want to do."
Megan Jeffery
"Don't think you're gonna burn me, cause I'm gonna burn you."
Tyler Lindstrom
"I could so be a dog."
Tyler Lindstrom
"You can go play badminton by yourself."
Brent Bachelder
"Her boogers taste better than my boogers."
Christine Waldersen
"I'm that kid, but in a car."
Brent Bachelder
"I have to show Krista my new fan…"
April Christiansen
"We can screw Brent and we can screw Chris and…no wait, never mind. We can forget about Brent and we can forget about Chris…"
April Christiansen
"He couldn't get his pants down."
Tamra Ingebrigtsen
"When you're naked…"
Elisa Phelps
"Do you realize I could give you half of my breasts and we'd both still have enough?"
Cristine Evans
"Unless they take away your neck…"
Brent Bachelder
"Pick a number, 1 through 99."
Brent Bachelder
"Lebanon sounds like an alien planet."
Katie Stall
"I can't depend on me cause I say dumb things like 'yes.'"
Jen Bachelder
"I don't know Elliot that well."
Matt Gherman
"Your mom must have lost a bet or something, when she married your dad."
Tara
"If I slapped your ass, would it make quote-of-the-day?"