September 1999

Stephanie Childs
"Booster club?"
Nicole VerWoert
"Did you know a nerd is a whale's penis?"
Christine Waldersen
"Is it against our religion to spit gum at the ceiling?"
April Christiansen
"That's a funny word…funny."
April Christiansen
"What's the difference?"
Judy Keim
"Is Becca always a bitch?"
Krista Hetsler
"I want a hug."
Zach Earhart
"Lay off it or share."
Jared Klundt
"Pray? I’m gonna do it myself."
Danielle Jeffery
"I have a light."
Tara Donovan
"I love myself too much."
Tara Donovan
"What's a P.G.?"
Senora Jauregui
"Matt Shoemaker."
Bart Evans
"It piss…no, I can't say that."
Kevin Northrup
"My name is Francis?"
Mark Stoker
"Get that man a microphone."
Bart Evans
"You have to audition for those solos."
Valerie Keim
"Is Angie a minty lipstick?"
Zach Marinella
"Ask your parents."
Wendy Glenn
"Penetrate…I can't believe I said that."
Nate Hackman
"There you are, Peter."
Danielle Jeffery
"And they had sex in my bed."
Jon Furedy
"Me? I was just yawning."
Megan Jeffery
"Look what I got."
Krista Hetsler
"You did?"
Stephanie Childs
"Do you think God smoked?"
Elisa Phelps
"The moral of the story is: Don't marry a cop."
Liz Mongrain
"Let's get in an accident!"
Christine Waldersen
"Oh, wow."
Phoebe Larsen
"Those people are tall."