May 2000

Linda Ballard
"Are you talking about math?"
Christine Waldersen
"Welcome to the wonderful world of H.I.V. - bye!"
Tara
Not in a Lilith Fair, lesbian kind of way. I love you like a cousin."
Sarah Shipley
"I would shove him back in."
Lindsey Kahler
"I have a dog's nose."
Grant Fishburn
"I'm going first."
Stephanie Childs
"Too bad smells can't be quotes."
Jared Klundt
"Damn it, April, you lazy bitch! What's the molar mass of chikoo?"
Wendy Glenn
"His gun doesn't fire."
Mark Stoker
"I'll show you my terrible swift sword."
Esther Wang
"You're such a blender."
Lindsey Gamard
"So this one day, we were going on a bass hunt."
Beth Farnsworth
"Jump on in, big guy."
Matthew Ingebrigtsen
"I, Matthew, do not smoke."
Monika Sandberg
"Will you please go touch Jay's butt?"
Alan Clark
"I write insulting songs. I write them well."
Lindsey Kahler
"I called her a dog. I told her to bark."
Megan Jeffery
"No, the mailman did NOT come at 10:00 tonight."
Megan Jeffery
"If, for some reason, you were locked in a room by yourself for a day, would you start talking to yourself just to have a quote-of-the-day?"
Tyler Lindstrom
"No more Amish talk."
Darci Earhart
"I wanted to be an alcoholic, dammit!"
Megan Jeffery
"I'm never going to the bathroom again!"
Megan Jeffery
"It's a lunch place, not a brunch place."
Christine Waldersen
"Bring it on, quote bitch!"
Christine Waldersen
"Welcome to Movie Phone!"
Megan Jeffery
"It's just your boxers, don't worry."
April Christiansen
"I decided it was the demons saying, 'hi.'"
Jamie Morgan
"Do you remember Ryan?"
Tyler Lindstrom, translated by Christine Waldersen
"Haaugghh!"
Stephanie Childs
"My virgin mouth!"
Jasmina Chow
"Keep the V!"