February 2007

Lindsay Plocher
"And by everyone, I mean Conio."
Keith Botello
"I'm not giving you any artistic freedom."
Lindsay Plocher
"Did you smoke a bowl?"
Katie Stall
"I don't know…I'm pretty sure it was my chin."
Amanda Ruddy
"I feel like everyone has something in common - music…and then there's Steve."
Lindsay Plocher
"I think Eddie Murphy needs to stop dressing up like big fat black ladies."
Keith Botello
"I get enough of that at home…"
Amanda Ruddy
"I was just trying to make something round."
Jackie Day
"Yeah, I know the interns."
Trisha Botello
"I'd rather drink out of a pile of elephant poo than eat a piece of raw flesh."
Amanda Ruddy
"You look great with hair just around your mouth."
Amanda Ruddy
"I don't wanna keep my clothes on, you mothers!"
Amanda Ruddy
"Oh my God! I ate my whole sandwich!"
Lindsay Plocher
"It's one thing if you get goose bumps, but if your nipples get hard…"
Amanda Ruddy
"That's how I get the ladies."
Lindsay Plocher
"I'm going to eat you."
Lindsay Plocher
"I made her watch my video project."
Ron Mahany
"Around my waist - I won't tell my wife."
Lindsay Plocher
"It smells like cinnamon, but it tastes like peanut butter."
Amanda Ruddy
"Bitches and hoes, hoes and bitches…"
Amanda Ruddy
"You'll still have yoga, you just won't have it with us."
Amanda Ruddy
"My mom sat me down and shat on my face."
Amanda Ruddy
"My eyes are hurting me. Do you have any, like, hairspray?"
Katie Bradsher
"…the lady who fell on us…"
Amanda Ruddy
"She was in the middle of my lips, wasn't she?"
Trisha Botello
"I'm like the music therapist from Hell right now."
Danielle Brooks
"You wouldn't be talking if you were a pile of ash, or celebrating, or presenting."
Trisha Botello
"Girl, we sound good."