April 2004

Bre Harwood
"Krista just quit, and she split, and Keauna's sitting there like, 'what the heck?' with no diaper on."
Danielle Juengel
"What's an asterick?"
Nate Perkins
"Let's pretend like we're going to have sex as many times as possible."
Katie Stall
"I love to make things clean."
movie promoter
"It's like American Pie, Orange County, that kind of movie…like Adam and Eve."
Amy
"It smells like poop! Patriotic poop!"
Matt Dodd
"Holiness and whoreship! What a great combination!"
Kat Watkins
"When Keith and I get here in the mornings and there's vans missing, it makes our days really hard."
Alex Vailas
"The bunny beats the egg because the bunny lays the egg."
Tarrah Martinez
"That's not even romantic; it's just cheesy."
Katie Stall
"Thank goodness for Stephen's valentine. Saved me from a fitful night's sleep."
Danielle Juengel
"I'm no Keaton…"
Matt A.
"I don't think so."
Mackensie Case
"Clearly, you've never had any of my baked goods."
Amy
"What is a half-day?"
Sarah Shipley
"Teach me how to throw men!"
Molly ZagRodny
"She's a very reasonable girl."
Matt Dodd
"Shh! Don't tell her! She doesn't know!"
Sabine Feisst
"You have those studio lessons, and then it gets romantic, but it's actually not a good idea."
Garritt
"Can I fire you?"
Kiki Hantla
"Sorta like them means sorta might want to marry them someday maybe."
Amy
"Brandy will be my mom when she grows up."
Matt
"Keauna, pick on somebody your own size…that means pick on me."
Megan Wesolowski
"I know all their names, but they don't know me. It's kinda sad."
Danielle Juengel
"I'm getting in trouble for not straddling my grandma."
Kimberly Smith
"What people in Mongolia have slanty eyes…ok, all of them."
Keith
"Are you ok Keauna? Am I ok?"
Sabine Feisst
"So if you're bored in your living room…"
Erin Blohm
"Watch out, Nate. Your girlfriend has the wiggles."
Jennie Ensign
"God made me a non-drinker for a reason."