October 2001

Megan Jeffery
"And we know where your jerk will be."
Bart Evans
"Better hope she shows. You don't want a bunch of hungry Christians on your hands."
Kagen Croswhite
"Do you wanna know something else about sneezes?"
Suzi Shedden
"Old people are allowed to be gay? I didn't know old people even knew about gay."
Sarah Shipley
"A naked cousin? Was he cute?"
Katie Stall
"We'll join you in a minute, don't worry."
Christine Waldersen
"not drawing attention…"
Christine Waldersen
"Don't mind me…"
Bart Evans
"Constipate the…"
Kevin Northrup
"I'm a hobo!"
Ann Shangraw
"What kind of treats are you going to bring?"
Deb Bachelder
"You're my date!"
Erica
"Joey's like, 'I'll give you a cookie…'"
Tyler Lindstrom
"Cause everybody wants to talk about sex at the dinner table. It's very appetizing."
Sean Gilyeat
"Do you hate me that much?"
Christine Waldersen
"I might, but I don't want YOU to be there."
Keelan Ostrand
"Why do you have the key to a BMW?"
Alyssa Shangraw
"That's Anna's monkey."
Alyssa Shangraw
"What are you, like, backwards?"
waitress
"I just thought it was funny."
Jen Bachelder
"Jen's a whore?"
April Christiansen
"I don't like people."
Christine Waldersen
"You are welcome…"
Khandle
"Since January? That's too long. Why don't they break up?"
Jon Jacucki
"Boycott shampoo. Demand REAL poo!"
Karin Hetsler
"18's not good for you."
Matt Thiesen
"I don't know your cousins."
Tom Wick
"You kiss with your lips!"
Chris Farabee
"You don't ned a permission slip if you're going to sleep through it."
Torri Newman
"I play for zee Diamondbacks."
Kellie Britt
"So we're not doing words but we are doing text?"