September 2003

Katie Stall
"Meet at the nipple for prayer."
Danielle Juengel
"So there is a mystery man?"
Nate Perkins
"Come on Katie, light my fire."
Danielle Juengel
"I love that everyone is talking about dipping."
Katie Schaefer
"I love cheese! Cheese, cheese!"
Desiree DeBord
"So basically, we can take this test twice."
Alex Vailas
"I hate clothes. They're so restricting!"
Tracey Carlin
"I don't study with him because he's cute. It's just an added bonus."
April Christiansen
"Don't eat your carrots! They'll hurt you."
Katie Stall
"I can't! It's too much pressure. Don't look at me like that!"
Cassidy Thompson
"I've heard that George says weird things."
Katie Schaefer
"Man, I'm coming up with all kinds of words today-penetration and squelched."
Madeline Williamson
"You may be right."
Tracey's Mom
"Krista, shut up!"
Matt
"We swam across Saguaro Lake. We're like best friends!"
Katie Stall
"I don't know if he can hear me, Does he have holes in his head?"
Alex Vailas
"I don't need Jesus. I need cocaine."
Justin Phelps
"I'm just picturing naked Matt pooping."
Jack Perrine
"…porcupines making love…"
Danielle Juengel
"Laura B. You are everything to me."
Megan Wesolowski
"I'm thinking about hair…and nakedness."
Nick Lewis
"I guess it wouldn't work, bro."
Danielle Juengel
"Raunchy Nuggets?"
Karl Schindler
"Lotsa Flats II: This time, it's personal."
Amanda Keim
"I've talked to a porn star's representative and gotten paid for it."
Nate Perkins
"Alex is now a diahrretic pregnant woman."
Danielle Juengel
"What if someone took a bunch of semen into the women's bathroom? I wouldn't want to be their friend."
Katie Stall
"You kill the turtle stereotype."
Mark Rentz
"Brothers and sisters, we are a congregation of happy toads."
Lila Callamone
"Gold star for you!"