May 2004

Alex Vailas
"Dave is actually a girl."
Dave Haveman
"I only peed once, but it was for like 20 minutes."
Katie Stall
"I told myself, 'It's ok that you're talking to yourself."
Emma Perkins
"Remember the time Tony peed on himself?"
Tracey Carlin
"That should get looked at. That's not right. People shouldn't be consuming wheelchairs."
Keith
"It's black and pointy and starts with a w."
Karin Hetsler
"They keep on dying, because that's what they do."
Danielle Juengel
"I have to go. I'm heavy."
Steve Hetsler
"It was those blood-sucking butterflies."
Madeline Williamson
"If you're a screamer when you're having sex…"
Amy
"I want the lowercase girl to drive this van!"
Rick
"That girl is very potent!"
Danielle Juengel
"You know you're in a car, right?"
Nate Perkins
"Google is the worst identity theft search engine ever!"
Danielle Jeffery
"Zach, you're causing problems in the bedroom!"
Katie Stall
"My doctor for English…"
Stephanie Childs
"Yes, the doorbell works."
Andrea Morgan
"My car isn't the jumping kind."
Christine Waldersen
"My brother spit out the chamomile lotion. I guess he's smarter than me…"
Jacob Hantla
"You like most vegetables, though, right?"
Amber Petty
"It's been a really emotional day, Vinita."
Amber Souto
"Gilbert High's in Mesa, right? Oh, it's in Chandler?"
Tarrah Martinez
"Bite your tongue, Krista!"
Katie Stall
"It's fun to make things clean!"
Nate Perkins
"This isn't family style! This is distant cousin style!"
Jacob Hantla
"I was so excited to cook a dinner Krista likes!"
Danielle Juengel
"No, I think it's doesn't. I'm just amazed that it's alive. It's like a huge rat."
Amy
"I want to ride in the tractor with the construction worker."
Tim Daninger
"I care about your heart. F-you. I still care about your heart."
Jamie Morgan
"I don't try to be a homewrecker, I swear."
Steve Hetsler
"The dog has a pair of your underwear and a bunch of flowers. I don't know what you two have going on."