February 2004

Scott Maxwell
"All Scripture is God-breathed and is profitable for teaching and for reproof, period! And it's my job as Captain Confronter to do it!"
Angela Simon
"Are you in a sorority…this has sorority written all over it."
Deborah Crusoe
"That man invented sex."
Dave Zagrodny
"If you liked the Super Bowl Halftime, you'll love the Vagina Monologues."
Leo Mullarkey
"Making out is great. My wife and I, we do it all the time."
Amanda Huisman
"Take off your shirt!"
Katie Stall
"Just for the record, I knew."
Matt Dodd
"You skateboarders! Oh wait, I skateboard."
Kevin Ravenscroft
"You're not playing more Bartok, are you?"
Nick Greenwood
"I think I'm going to spend the whole day with my sideburns. We'll go out to dinner, see a movie…"
Tony Butitta
"Deaf people can't hear. That's the problem."
Randy Bartlett
"I think I know how to spell my own name!"
Iona
"How old is he?"
Stephen ZagRodny
"While Kathryn helps make pizza, I'm going to turn music on and do something crazy."
Andy Swanson
"You should just say you're the Crusade brothel."
Katie Stall
"I can't say he's boring, because I don't really know him that well."
Peggy Reid
"You don't have to prove to us that you're cool."
Sabine Feisst
"We are not interested in his hair. We are interested in his music."
Andy Swanson
"We've got a contest involving dead fish, eggs, and panty hose."
Peggy Reid
"Do you have a rubber band?"
Annmarie Jensen
"I have to fart all the time."
Katie Stall
"The last prueba was three pages. That's no prueba!"
Desiree DeBord
"She really likes you. That's so weird. I mean, it's not weird, cause you're cool and all, but…"
Danielle Juengel
"I'd say, 'Krista, you were in REM sleep.' And then I'd kiss your cheek."
Matt Dodd
"That's what the devil does. He's always carrying around hairy babies."
Kiki Hantla
"I didn't order the big one."
Tracey Carlin
"For the lint in my back pocket, I've given up violence."
Stephen ZagRodny
"If one goes in, the others will want to go in, too."
Scott Maxwell
"The lion's mouth is a bad place to be. Write that down: Lion's mouth - bad place to be."