January 2003

Kelli Wilcox
"She's 12 so he can't live with her."
Alyssa Shangraw
"She's laying her foot down."
Megan Jeffery
"You hate girls, don't you?"
Karin Hetsler
"I've taught you great manners, haven't I?"
Katie Stall
"Suspicious vehicle cleared."
Amira
"Why'd she become a teacher?"
Jake Hantla
"Poop!"
Ashley Emmons
"How do you cook snails?"
Nate Perkins
"I don't even know what a toaster is."
Julie Jensen
"I want to know which pajamas to wear - sexy or cozy."
Tom
"I knew she was using me to ride my horse."
Matt Dodd
"I thought you were trying to get us to say 'penis.'"
Megan Jeffery
"She heard it through the Lu Line."
Matt Dodd
"I stopped listening."
Matt Dodd
"God has blessed me with x-ray vision."
Nate Perkins
"I have needs!"
Katie Kerr
"I think it's because she really is going to kill you."
Anne Marie Davee
"Everyone has their faults."
Janessa Moreno
"A baby seal walked into a club. Ouch."
Steve Wood
"Hello, knob."
Felicia Simmons
"Wasn't it in 42?"
Beth Ruscello
"They aren't my naked boys, I swear."
Megan Wesolowski and Danielle Juengel
"It's a robot."
Katie Stall
"It's a sick 'come here I'll give you candy' smile."
Beth Ruscello
"He's Michelle's boyfriend, and he knits."
Danielle Juengel
"Russians are expensive."
Nate Perkins
"Brad, I want you to take the drum pad and run."
Linda Ruelman
"Alright, we've had sex. Now go back to where you came from."
Karin Hetsler
"So we're the black eye class and the hairy class."
Amy Parks
"I'm reading your boob."
Katie Stall
"So that's where the loud noise comes from, basically."