July 2002

Amanda Rogers
"Didn't you know there's a Tungland in Mexico? That's where we're taking you."
Steve Hetsler
"The color of the universe is brown."
April Christiansen
"You know what I found out? It's a good school."
Jim Martinez, Romley girls
"Strip Monopoly?"
Jon Jakucki
"Hold your horses. If you don't have horses, hold your ass."
Allison Veeh
"I just wanna taste someone's berry."
Diana Capozzi
"It would be so much easier if it could talk."
Allison Veeh
"My annoying tadpole was back today. I didn't miss him."
Kaila Epperly
"I love this ceiling."
Ashley Emmons
"He might have had some non-virgins, too."
Aileen Lo
"So did my mom!"
Carlo Guerro
"Krista, Dale wants me to ask you to take him on a walk up to the ceiling."
April Christiansen
"Was it a war? Yes. Oh. I'm sorry I said it was cool."
Karin Hetsler
"He hung out with the losers."
Jim Martinez
"If I was two girls…"
Katy McLeod
"I'm a man? Oh, no! I thought I was pretty."
Ashley Emmons
"Oo Oo Ee Ee."
Joy Richard
"Oh, are you on your period?"
Allison Veeh
"My animals don't make out."
Jayme Lopez
"I'm sorry I poked you in the boob."
Ryan Sakata
"Tickled Pink."
Ashley Emmons
"I don't want to touch myself."
Mike Cruz
"Something about my groin."
Matt Davis
"He's humping me!"
Erin Searle
"She's gonna have sex."
Erin Searle
"If my chest looks big, it's because it is. There's a paper plate in there."
Justin Searle
"It was sweatier than…lots of sweaty things!"
Hannah Shangraw
"I have a naked lady on my arm."
Kevin Northrup
*Kevin got the quote but I didn't write it down*
Kaila Epperly
"It's not doing anything for me."
Joy Richard
"We need some staff in here."