August 2004

Jacob Hantla
"He doesn't call me Dad, he calls me Daddy."
Beth Ruscello
"I thought Krista was accusing Mike of jumping on counters."
Leah Koch
"We got strawberry-flavored Windex!"
Tracey Carlin
"David told me he was going to take his dick out and slap it across my face. I told him I would yank it."
Matt Dodd
"Did you just say, 'up your butt?' This is Bible study! I didn't think we said things like 'up your butt' at Bible study."
Christine Waldersen
"Do you know what gate is the best? C13."
Christine Waldersen
"Should I turn around?"
Francis Chan
"We're the real ones."
Dale
"Who watched Dale on the toilet?"
Erin Blohm
"The stork finally brought that baby."
Kirsten McBride
"Let's go, you…kids, let's go!"
Tylor
"If you kiss someone on the lips that's not in your family, then you get arrested…don't you know anything about romance?"
George Finnigan
"If he was really my friend, he'd understand."
Stephanie Childs
"My mom said Friday's child is full of shit."
Kendra Evans
"I'm dirt."
Tylor
"I won't call you dumb if you won't call me dumb. Is it a deal?"
Keith
"Do you have diahrrea sometimes?"
Tylor
"I do not pick my nose! Well, I don't eat them! I'm trying to quit!"
Jeremy Foster
"We're having a church-wide poo party?"
Beth Ruscello
"My cat would only come when called if we whistled Sound of Music out of tune."
lifeguard at Chandler Aquatic Center
"You're going to have to take your shirt off."
Scott Maxwell
"The cult has their doctrinal statement. We should have ours."
Beth Ruscello
"Seriously, what's the market for Hercules singers?"
Amy
"You took both your shoes off. That stinks, Keauna."
Amber Souto
"Hi, puddy tat. I can call you that - it's not pussy."
Monique Brummett
"When they say, 'hit on her,' they don't mean literally."
Joel Thompson
"Eight!"
Kendra Evans
"We're the dream team!"
Tracey Carlin
"Give me a minute!"
Beth Ruscello
"He just seems dumb. He has to either be a boy or a model."
Keith
"I was at recess, and was talking about Hocus Pocus and all the things in Rocky Point…"