March 2004

Sabine Feisst
"It was actually very common to go to the brothel and have a good time. I wouldn't recommend it…"
Nate Perkins
"Maybe because a banana is shaped like a poo, and your body gets confused."
Matt Dodd
"How were your days? Did you see any pictures of animals doing it?"
Manzi guy
"God loves trash!"
Cassidy Thompson
"I just can't find a place to sit down anywhere!"
Danielle Juengel
"I'm afraid of everything that moves, except Krista."
Harut
"It was good, but did it really need to be the length of a movie?"
Danielle Juengel
"This is day one of the countdown to total destruction."
Alex Vailas
"Haydn is the best ever!! He is more interesting than finding mustard in your sock drawer."
Debbie Parker
"MacKenzie is the only nice one; she bakes Jason cookies…some of those are at least a year old, aren't they?"
Amanda Keim
"Her chest was staring."
Gabe Goltz
"That's funny, because she's right there."
Brake child
"Go give them hugs, so I can play with your toy."
Chad McAllister
"Let's get naked for Jesus!"
Michelle Ford
"Do you know how many almost-naked girls we'll see on the beach tomorrow?"
Alex Vailas
"I'm getting married."
Michelle Ford
"We're music majors. We don't run. We don't exercise."
Patrick
"Who here can say they have a twenty-foot butt slide? That's right, no one."
Katie Stall
"Guppies? Oh, to see them turn into frogs?"
Michelle Ford
"Quick! Someone say something funny."
Danielle Juengel
"Does this make you want to date? I can take you out."
Danielle Juengel
"All your eggs are in one basket."
Tylor
"I'm going to give you health."
Garinee Jording
"Did you meet someone? You did, didn't you? You're holding out on me! You're glowing!"
Keith
"I have a bed, too!"
Bre Harwood
"If we take Jolie to the batting cages, do you think she'll hit me with the bat?"
Katie Stall
"I don't like weird boys, and weird boys are most boys."
Tarrah Martinez
"Do you want a barbie tonight, or a beer?"
Katie Stall
"He's an ex-convict, and he's my cousin, but other than that…"
Tylor
"PG, for violent sequences and peril."
Matt Dodd
"A perfect scorpion had to die for the sins of all scorpions."