June 2004

Tylor
"That's because I was mistaken."
Matt
"You don't get any money, because you were bad."
Andrew
"Then if the husband's too lazy to go up there, then what happens?"
Matt
"Next time it's going to be Keith asking for Keaton!"
Amanda Keim
"Oh, I was telling you about Paul pooping in bags. That was it."
Tracey Carlin
"I just like that I can say a princess told me I was the shit."
Christine Waldersen
"So, are you going on any vacations in August?"
Karin Hetsler
"You have such a strange job."
Mike Cruz
"Andrew, please behave on your birthday. Your pal, Mike."
Matt Dodd
"What a diverse small group! White people AND invisible people!"
Arnold Waldersen
"All the gambling's here in back. Bring your purse with you!"
Matt Dodd
"I cheated on my cousin with a dog!"
Karin Hetsler
"Now, it would be bad to have your kids take their shirts off."
Tylor
"All the girls will stay in prison until eternity."
Sue Chianese
"Maybe they have a club. You know, a man-boy club."
Danielle Juengel
"It came upon me like a midnight clear."
Matt Dodd
"We all think about Jeremy, George."
Bre Harwood
"I tried to get John to take a shower with me, but it didn't work. I even tried the water conservation thing, you know, but…"
Karin Hetsler
"I'm already on g."
Scott Maxwell
"You give a woman a flower; you give a man a donut."
Mike Cruz
"Take my money and get out of here! I'm like your dad."
Nate Perkins
"She's wet with lust for 18-year-old boys."
Bethany Lindstrom
"It doesn't come from a spicket, does it?"
Garritt
"Kristen having a baby soon?"
Tylor
"Golfing is good for the mind."
Karin Hetsler
"Yes. It was the angry man."
Steve Hetsler
"Quickly, she's gonna blow any second."
woman in Zion restroom
"Shake them off, then wipe them on your pants. That's the camping way!"
Anna Hetsler
"That's mean to the dalmations. What's wrong with their spots?
man in Zion lodge
"Who the hell is he?"