August 2001

April Christiansen
"Who's the little one? Is that your child?"
Christine Waldersen
"Place the wine bottle in the rack."
Sarah Shipley
"Do the red straws look suspicious?"
Christine Waldersen
"Now tuck and roll!"
Brent Bachelder
"Your looks more like a penis than mine does."
Danielle Jeffery
"If someone were to sleep with us…"
Ashley Emmons
"I'll just touch myself."
Christine Waldersen
"Joel, we saved that seat over there for you."
April Christiansen
"We should go to the disco!"
Elyse Margardino
"Hi, this is A-sss-pril, is Elyse there?"
Megan Jeffery
"Can I put it in your pants?"
Megan Jeffery
"You could have a baby to time it."
Alyssa Shangraw
"You don't pee on the phone?"
Tyler Lindstrom
"If I was a girl I would have to jump on me."
April Christiansen
"I really respect people who like rivers."
Billy Smith
"Are you gonna spank her?"
Suzi Shedden
"Bouncing around naked in the living room..oh, shit!"
Megan Jeffery
"Too sexy for my loin cloth."
Brenda Johnson
"I have a mouth full of nuts."
Bart Evans
"I'm hearing more and more no fear."
Bart Evans
"It's just a belt, get over it."
Bart Evans
"We still have to add all the girls on top."
Mr. McConnell
"What do you think this is, America? This is Iraq."
Diana Capozzi
"I would have sex with that."
Kevin Carlisle
"She really means it."
Alyssa Shangraw
"So you raised a dick?'
Mike McClellan
"This is not a sing-along!"
Christine Waldersen
"His last name's Smith!"
Chris Farabee
"Only awesome people love genitals, is that what you're trying to say?"
Monika Sandberg
"Isn't that your boyfriend's favorite song?"
Megan Jeffery
"Is this the guy you bite?"