October 2002

Matt Dodd
"If there was a cow that looked and tasted like an apple but walked around and had legs and a head, would you eat it? You could kill it first."
Sarah Gemmill
"How can you step on this woman anyway? Come on, she's got strong arms."
Katie Stall
"Crusade?...uh, backwards Crusade?"
Olivia
"Mom, are you stuck?"
John Sehorn
"This DP is really good, but you're not funny."
Matt Dodd
"Get out of the street, ladies!"
Blake Smith
"Your feet are going to be huge…you're never going to get a guy like that."
Tracey Carlin
"It's my mother's fault for smoking when I was pregnant."
Christine Waldersen
"I was talking to my grandma on Instant Messenger
TJ Garza
"35, 33, and 32…that adds up to 100."
Tom Crnjac
"I don't even know how to spell fetus."
Hannah Shangraw
"I'm more zonked than you are zonked."
Nate Perkins
"As long as Brad Pitt's not on there."
Greg
"You just keep saying that until you pass out."
Matt Dodd
"Break out the sewing machine!"
Scott Morris
"Maybe we should go back in the dark."
TJ Garza
"Get Naked for free, on me."
Beth Ruscello
"Uncle Tony is."
Katie Stall
"I love that poster on many levels."
Walter Crutchfield
"I might have a little speck in my eye, but baby, you've got a redwood."
Katie Stall
"That's not as scary as the visions I see when I'm high."
Matt Dodd
"No, I think I just have gas."
Kelli Wilcox
"There's 50 girls at school, too, and you don't want to go there."
TJ Garza
"I don't want the soundtrack of my life to be 2nd-graders playing recorders."
Ashley Emmons
"It is really hard to buy a movie ticket."
Matt Dodd
"Maybe we should just go out."
Walter Crutchfield
"It's always easier for us to sin when they're cute."
Katie Stall
"I didn't 'aww' you!"
Matt Dodd
"Wait…chicken has cow in it!"
Carol
"That's why we smell like food."
Nate Preston
"The story's over, cause Nate's stuck."