May 2002

5/1/2002
Darci Earhart
"People are insane."
5/2/2002
Erin Romley
""Where the hell are my gonads?"
5/3/2002
Coutney Romley
"I love Sax! Sax, not sex."
5/4/2002
Allison Veeh
"No one can ever know about this conversation."
5/5/2002
Ryan Sakata
"That's my secret."
5/6/2002
Jennifer Knapp
"I reached out and touched it. You're not supposed to do that."
5/7/2002
Cindy Jennings
"Will you do Mr. Gherman?"
5/8/2002
Angie Cluff
"Call Mr. Evans undependable…"
5/9/2002
Jordan Pendergrass
"She was born. That had a great impact on her life."
5/10/2002
Adam Cronenberg
"A butter knife, even."
5/11/2002
Darci Earhart
"I'm that annoying girl who sniffs."
5/12/2002
Brian Brake
"Just find a 30-year-old who's already settled."
5/13/2002
Stephanie Childs
"He's stalking me…ok, or he lives there."
5/14/2002
Sarah Shipley
"Did it look like she was breastfeeding a rose?"
5/15/2002
April Christiansen
"I like it that I'm still a virgin and I've had a lot of sex."
5/16/2002
Andrea Morgan
"I lost my mama."
5/17/2002
Joe Morin
"Mr. Evans, we have just declared that you are very good-looking."
5/18/2002
Andrea Morgan
"Who would shag their goddaughter?"
5/19/2002
Peter Emmons
"Do you know how to play this game?"
5/20/2002
Andrea Morgan
"It's so cold in here my goosebumps have goosebumps."
5/21/2002
Kellie Britt
"What does that building do?"
5/22/2002
Ryan from St. Tim's
"I damned him to Hell."
5/23/2002
John Lindstrom
"Oh, they had sex?"
5/24/2002
Adam Cronenberg
"I'd kiss him if he fell in my lap."
5/25/2002
Megan Jeffery
"April gets around, just like her mom."
5/26/2002
Julia Scinto
"I want to get him out of bed."
5/27/2002
Ashley Emmons
"This is where all the bitches live."
5/28/2002
Matt Stout
"You've passed your friend quota. You're not allowed to make any new friends."
5/29/2002
Glen Farnsworth
"I caused them to cease the milking of their cows."
5/30/2002
Allison Veeh
"If you're half as good a person as you are a piano-player…"
5/31/2002
Ashley Emmons
"Tell me if you see anything you want. Some boobs?"