August 2003

This is just a random month's worth of quotes that happens to be typed up already:

Stella Gryler
"I like being silly."
Frans Nisswandt
"Whoever made these rocks…"
Winnie Nisswandt
"I hear the highways have all shut down…"
Karin Hetsler
"We can keep it on country just to laugh."
Gabriel
"It has music in it. Do you want to see me get the music out?"
Motel Guy
"What attack school did she go to?"
Steve Hetsler
"Now we'll descend into the land of the common people."
Ashley Emmons
"Where's Adam? At the dick."
Katie Stall
"I can't kill them cause they're all crunchy"
Cassidy Thompson
"If we go back to your place, I can get your thing back up and turn it into a magnet"
Amanda Keim
"Which one is your favorite rooster?"
Cassidy Thompson
"It's my party, I can encourage if I want to"
Ashley Emmons
"Boob. Boobage. Breast. Tit. Titty?"
Christine Waldersen
"No, I like noise."
Alex Vailas
"I really don't like pigs."
Christine Walderson
"When I was wheeling the lawnmower to my grandparents' house…"
Matt Dodd
"I've learned that there can be platonic love between two grown men."
Erin Blohm
"I've wiped my butt since I was three."
Katie Schaefer
"I saw Nick yesterday and it was like, tearing, tearing"
Katie Blohm
"You get a cow if you can build it. Get to work!"
Erin Blohm
"I've never hit anyone who wasn't in my family, but I would love to start with you."
Katie Stall
"Prince William, I just really love you"
Alex Vailas
"I used to be a beanpole, and now I have boobs."
Mark Rentz
"What if I don't want to be a little teapot?"
Andy Swanson
"I'll be wearing a single red rose."
Katie Stall
"As I trip over the word of God…"
Kathy Model
"It was a double dog death day."
Danielle Juengel
"I would pee my pants, I did once"
Molly Zagrodny
"I'm in the house!"
Karin Hetsler
"like I'm having a baby?"
Cassidy Thompson
"Leave a message and we'll call you back. Leave a message in a sexy voice and we'll call you sooner."